Mindy McConnell

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Pam Dawber
Actress Pam Dawber grew up in a suburb of Detroit. Her career began to take off when a friend who was ...

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Mindy McConnell Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Don't you think you should change your clothes first? Mork: Oh you're right, it's tough to be macho in a plastic green dress.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Come on, Bickley, open the door! Mork: Yoo hoo! Sticky fingers!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Mork, it can be against the law to go in somebody's apartment when they're not home, even if the door's not locked. Mork: Oh can you honestly say that since Watergate? Come on.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mork: What's a kleptomaniac? Mindy McConnell: Well a kleptomaniac is somebody who steals compulsively. Mork: Oh, like politicians.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Policeman: Found him going back and forth on the highway. Mindy McConnell: Mork, why were you crossing the road? Mork: I think I was evolving a joke. Kept having an urge to get to the other side.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Franklin Delano Bickley: [to his dog] You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say. Mork: You're a thief, pop! Franklin Delano Bickley: Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out! Mindy McConnell: [coming out from behind his couch] Hi, Mister Bickley. Mork: [hands up] No shoot, GI, no shoot.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here [mimes football huddle] Right! [leaps back over to Mindy] Mindy McConnell: Well? Mork: I've got mixed emotions.
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it. [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap] What's this piece of paper? Mork: Must be a footnote.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit. Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too? Mindy McConnell: Boots and all! Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you. [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots]
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha… R R R!... R R Rrrr.
	Unknown Episode: Mearth: [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys] Mammy, the tooth fairy has been keeping up with inflation. Mindy McConnell: [sarcastic] Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this. Mork: [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room] Surprise! Mindy McConnell: No, not really.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings] Come on, Mind, Exidor knows what he's doing. Exidor: [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend] What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble. Exidor: [to Mork] Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman. Mork: What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms. Exidor: I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back. Exidor: Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that? Mindy McConnell: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Exidor: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller. Mindy McConnell: Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller. Exidor: I did... [suddenly looks the other way] Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails [Exidor storms off with "Pepe"]
	Unknown Episode: Louise Bailey: [in a jail cell with Mindy] Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter. Mindy McConnell: You're kidding! Louise Bailey: No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, there was a policeman writing me a ticket. Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket. Louise Bailey: Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out. Mindy McConnell: Who's Walter? Louise Bailey: My husband. Mindy McConnell: What was he doing in the trunk? Louise Bailey: Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years. Mindy McConnell: [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell] Well, you look well rested. Louise Bailey: You don't snore, do you, dear?
	Unknown Episode: Franklin Delano Bickley: That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more. Mindy McConnell: Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise. Franklin Delano Bickley: I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it. Mork: We could form a posse and find it if you want. Franklin Delano Bickley: No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more. [pulls a card from his pocket] Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it". Mork: Aww, that's sad.

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