Season 2 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 13
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 13
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Monty Python's Flying Circus (UK) Season 2 (1970)
|2x01 Dinsdale |
The Sketches: "Face the Press" New cooker sketch Prostitute advert The Ministry of Silly Walks The Piranha brothers
|Sep. 15, 1970|
|2x02 The Spanish Inquisition |
The Sketches: Man-powered flight The Spanish Inquisition Jokes and novelties salesman Tax on thingy Photos of Uncle Ted The semaphore version of Wuthering Heights Julius Caesar ...
|Sep. 22, 1970|
|2x03 Deja Vu |
The Sketches: Flying lessons Hijacked plane The Poet McTeagle Psychiatrist milkman Complaints Déjà Vu
|Sep. 29, 1970|
|2x04 The Buzz Aldrin Show |
The Sketches: Architect sketch How to give up being a Mason Insurance sketch "The Bishop" Living room on pavement Poets A choice of viewing Chemist sketch Police constable ...
|Oct. 20, 1970|
|2x05 Live from the Grill-o-mat |
The Sketches: Live from the Grill-o-mat "Blackmail" Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things Escape from film Current affairs Accidents Seven Brides for Seven Brothers The ...
|Oct. 27, 1970|
|2x06 It's A Living |
The Sketches: "It's a Living" The time on BBC 1 School prize-giving Films by Mr. Dibley The news Free Prizes Timmy Williams interview Raymond Luxery Yacht Getting married Election ...
|Nov. 03, 1970|
|2x07 The Attila the Hun Show |
The Sketches: "The Attila the Hun Show" Secretary of State striptease Vox pops on politicians Ratcatcher Killer sheep The news for parrots The Idiot in Society Test match "Take ...
|Nov. 11, 1970|
|2x08 Archaeology Today |
The Sketches: "Archaeology Today" Silly vicar Mr. and Mrs. Git Mosquito hunters Poofy judges Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity Beethoven's mynah bird
|Nov. 17, 1970|
|2x09 How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body |
The Sketches: How to recognize different parts of the body Bruces Naughty Bits The man who contradicts people Camp square-bashing Cut-price airline Batley Townswomen's Guild The ...
|Nov. 24, 1970|
|2x10 Scott of the Antarctic |
The Sketches: French subtitled film Scott of the Antarctic Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth Fish license Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match Long John Silver Impersonators ...
|Dec. 01, 1970|
|2x11 How Not to Be Seen |
The Sketches: Conquistador coffee campaign It all happened on the 11:20 from Hainault Toothy film director "Crackpot Religions Ltd." How not to be seen
|Dec. 08, 1970|
|2x12 Spam |
The Sketches: "The Black Eagle" Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook Communist quiz Art gallery strike "Ypres 1914" Hospital for actors who over-act Gumby flower arranging Spam
|Dec. 15, 1970|
|2x13 Royal Episode 13 |
The Sketches: The Queen will be watching Coal mine The man who says things in a roundabout way How to feed a goldfish Insurance sketch Hospital run by RSM Exploding version ...
|Dec. 22, 1970|
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Season 2 Characters
Season 2 Videos[none added]
Season 2 Quotes
|Season 2 / Episode 12: - Spam|
Hungarian Immigrant: [reading from book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: No no no, this is a Tobacconist's.
Hungarian Immigrant, Tobacconist: Ah!
Hungarian Immigrant: I will not buy this Tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: No no no no. Tobacco, um... cigarettes. [Holds up pack of cigarettes]
Hungarian Immigrant: Ah, cig- cigarettes. [looks in book] My hovercraft is full of eels.
Hungarian Immigrant: My hovercraft [mimes holding a cigarette] is full of eels [mimes stricking a match]
Tobacconist: Oh, matches, matches...
Hungarian Immigrant: Yah! [looks in book] Do you want... Do you want to come back to my place. Bouncy bouncy!
Tobacconist: I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian Immigrant: You great poof!
Tobacconist: Uh... That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian Immigrant: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist: May I see that? [takes book from Hungarian, looks through it] Yander levasa gadenui stravenka. [Hungarian punches him]
Police Officer: [comes running in] What's goin' on 'ere, then?
Hungarian Immigrant: Ah! [looks in book] You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer: [looks at his thighs, then up again] What?
Tobacconist: [pointing at Hungarian] He hit me!
Hungarian Immigrant: Drop your panties, Sir William. [points at Tobacconist] I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
Police Officer: Right! [arrests Hungarian]
Hungarian Immigrant: My nipples explode with delight!
|Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Attila the Hun Show|
Professor: Look of fear! [pause] Another strange line.
Season 2 Trivia
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