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Monty Python's Flying Circus (UK)
Season 4 » Episode #05 - Mr. Neutron
 Post-box ceremony Mr. and Mrs. Entrail (or) Mr. Neutron F.E.A.R. (or) Mr. Neutron is missing Teddy Salad Secretary of State and Prime Minister Bombing Mrs. Soum Teddy Salad explodes Mr. Neutron escapes Conjuring today |
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Mr. Neutron: Mrs. S., there is something I have to tell you.
Mrs. Scum: Yes Mr. N.?
Mr. Neutron: I have won a Kellogg's Corn Flake competition.
Mrs. Scum: Yes Mr. N.?
Mr. Neutron: I have won a Kellogg's Corn Flake competition.
Trappre: [pointing to the dogs] The one on the end, on the right. That's Salad.
Captain Carpenter: That's a dog.
Trappre: No, only bits of him.
Captain Carpenter: What do you mean?
Trappre: Listen, Teddy Salad's the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, alright? That's how he made his name, disguise.
Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
Trappre: Yeah. He had to slim-down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Eighteen inches off each arm, and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.
Captain Carpenter: What about the head?
Trappre: All of the head was removed, apart from the eyes and the brain, in order to fit into the costume.
Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
Captain Carpenter: That's a dog.
Trappre: No, only bits of him.
Captain Carpenter: What do you mean?
Trappre: Listen, Teddy Salad's the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, alright? That's how he made his name, disguise.
Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
Trappre: Yeah. He had to slim-down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Eighteen inches off each arm, and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.
Captain Carpenter: What about the head?
Trappre: All of the head was removed, apart from the eyes and the brain, in order to fit into the costume.
Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
Scrap Man: [about his wife's relatives] They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.
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