3x04 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
First Aired: Nov. 09, 1972 on BBC One
Summary: The Sketches:
Main Characters in this Episode
Mr Ford: Well, the incentive is to make the orphans happy.
Merchant Banker: Happy? You quite sure you've got this right?
Mr Ford: Yes, lots of people give me money.
Merchant Banker: What, just like that?
Mr Ford: Yes.
Merchant Banker: Must be sick. Uh, I don't suppose you could give me a list of their names and addresses.
Hamrag Yatlerot: Taht si crreoct.
'BDDWH' Presenter: Do you enjoy this?
Hamrag Yatlerot: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And what is your name?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Hamrag, Hamrag Yatlerot.
'BDDWH' Presenter: Well Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now where do you come from?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Bumcreland.
'BDDWH' Presenter: Cumberland?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Staht sit sepreicly.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Sey sey, taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on "The Mating Of The Wersh."
'BDDWH' Presenter: "The Mating Of The Wersh". By William Shakespeare?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And, erm, what else?
Hamrag Yatlerot: "Two Netlemeg Of Verona", "Twelfth Thing", "The Chamrent Of Venice"...
'BDDWH' Presenter: Have you done "Hamlet"?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Be ot or bot ne ot, tath si the nestquie.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And what is your next project?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Ring Kichard the Thrid.
'BDDWH' Presenter: I'm sorry?
Hamrag Yatlerot: A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!
'BDDWH' Presenter: Ah, King Richard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.
Hamrag Yatlerot: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.
- Goof (crew or equipment visible): During the "Merchant Banker" sketch, a crew member's head is visible when Terry Jones falls through the trapdoor.