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Fun Facts:» Trivia» Quotes » Goofs |
 | Unknown Episode: Narrator: Speaking for gearheads and garage mechanics everywhere, Jesse answers that one-word question: why? Jesse James: [innocently] 'Cause it's wrong. |
| Unknown Episode: Wink Eller: Cool. She's holding it. She is holding it. Announcer: Six inches is plenty of ground clearance. Wink Eller: She's gonna ride like a Cadillac. Steve Dennish: Lincoln would like to hear that. |
| Unknown Episode: Chopper Dave: It looks like it could destroy something. Narrator: The first thing they destroy? Narrator: The budget. |
| Unknown Episode: The Big Schwag: [shouts] You gotta be kidding me! |
| Unknown Episode: Narrator: Join Jesse and his crew of maverick mechanics as they rip, grind, and burn, turning ordinary street vehicles into monster machines in the Monster Garage. |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: Two years of college and this is all I learned. |
| Unknown Episode: Narrator: Our team tears the RV, putting the "wreck" in "recreational". This thing really is fun. |
| Unknown Episode: The Big Schwag: Wait a minute! It just occurred to me! This isn't a funeral! This is an execution! |
| Unknown Episode: Big Schwag: Jesse's got metal to burn and sparks to fly! The next Monster Garage challenge... is just... around... the bend! |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: I dont praise the lord, as much as I praise the lowered. |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: Now, I know why I'm not a car mechanic anymore. Oh, wait, I guess I *am* a car mechanic. |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: Looks like we're building something a little kid would draw. |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: [crossing himself] Is that the old "My head, chest, and both arms hurt"? |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: [checking off an imaginary list after crashing the Hell Camino in a figure 8 race] Things to do today: ram Billy! "Barefoot" Billy Ziemann: [doing the same] Things to do today: train rookie! |
| Unknown Episode: Jesse James: [someone has just finished explaining the rules of a steamboat race] What do we get if we win? [the crowd laughs] |
| Unknown Episode: Body Drop: [speaking into a megaphone] Frrrreeeebieeee! Zip! Zero! Nadda! |
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