Modern Family 3x23 Tableau Vivant

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4.08/5 (12 votes)

First Aired: May. 16, 2012 on ABC

Summary: Alex's school project on family harmony is in jeopardy when it seems no one can get along, which is exemplified by Jay and Gloria's spat over lunch and Manny getting upset by Luke accepting an award he may not deserve. Elsewhere, Claire and Cameron differ on parenting skills; and Phil has…
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Main Characters in this Episode

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett	played by Sofía Vergara
Cameron Tucker	played by Eric Stonestreet
Maxine	played by Beth Grant
Skip Woosnum	played by Matt Roth
Matt Keneally	played by John Viener
Realtor #1	played by Angela Oh
Realtor #2	played by Lisa Long
Realtor #3	played by Laird Macintosh

Episode Quotes

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [about Jay's sandwich] It tastes bad in my mouth. It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper.

Jay Pritchett: Take a good look at the menu. What do you see?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Soup.
Jay Pritchett: But have you looked under the soup? Sandwiches.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Have you seen what's under this shirt? This did not come from sandwiches.

Phil Dunphy: [about Maxine the waitress] Second best hugger in the world, after Mister Burt Reynolds. Story to follow.

3x23 Tableau Vivant

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