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3x03 Phil On Wire
First Aired: Sep. 28, 2011 on ABC
Summary: Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria; Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope; Cameron starts a juice fast. |
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Episode Quotes
Haley Dunphy: [griping to Claire about being in the same class with Alex] Her hand's in the air, like, every five seconds, and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework. The class loved that. Do you know how embarrassed I was?
Alex Dunphy: Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number.
Alex Dunphy: Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number.
Phil Dunphy: Everyone throws up at school once in a while. If I had a nickel for every time I threw up in class, you know how much money I would have?
Luke Dunphy: Thirty-five cents.
Phil Dunphy: That's right.
Luke Dunphy: Thirty-five cents.
Phil Dunphy: That's right.
Haley Dunphy: Hey, what'd you get for number three?
Alex Dunphy: You're not going to learn if I just give you answers.
Haley Dunphy: Well, what if I gave you something in return?
Alex Dunphy: Like what?
Haley Dunphy: You can talk to me in class.
Alex Dunphy: I want lunch at the cool table.
Haley Dunphy: Then I want all the answers.
Alex Dunphy: Then I want a week at the table.
Haley Dunphy: That'll cost you two pop quizzes.
Alex Dunphy: A month.
Haley Dunphy: The midterm.
Alex Dunphy: Deal.
Alex Dunphy: You're not going to learn if I just give you answers.
Haley Dunphy: Well, what if I gave you something in return?
Alex Dunphy: Like what?
Haley Dunphy: You can talk to me in class.
Alex Dunphy: I want lunch at the cool table.
Haley Dunphy: Then I want all the answers.
Alex Dunphy: Then I want a week at the table.
Haley Dunphy: That'll cost you two pop quizzes.
Alex Dunphy: A month.
Haley Dunphy: The midterm.
Alex Dunphy: Deal.
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): When Cameron and Mitchell run into the sea after the Snorkels story, they are both already wet up to the chest, indicating they had done a take on the scene before.
- Goof (continuity error): In this episode Phil says he's always dreamed of walking a tight rope. However, in a previous episode, during a confession to the camera Phil claims that he can walk a tight rope, since he attended trapeze school.









