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1x15 My Funky Valentine
First Aired: Feb. 10, 2010 on ABC
Summary: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash when he takes her to a comedy show, and Mitchell and Cameron play cupid for Manny. |
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Episode Quotes
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: It's Valentine's Day. I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch a comedian.
Jay Pritchett: You're gonna love him. Trust me. The guy's hilarious.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Okay, tell me one of his jokes.
Jay Pritchett: He doesn't do jokes.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Does he have a mallet?
Jay Pritchett: No.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: So then how does he get hit in the head?
Jay Pritchett: He doesn't hit in the head. He... he makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way. Come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
Jay Pritchett: Oh, for God's sake.
Jay Pritchett: Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie: it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: No, I didn't.
Jay Pritchett: It was a joke.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I don't get it.
Jay Pritchett: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
Jay Pritchett: You're gonna love him. Trust me. The guy's hilarious.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Okay, tell me one of his jokes.
Jay Pritchett: He doesn't do jokes.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Does he have a mallet?
Jay Pritchett: No.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: So then how does he get hit in the head?
Jay Pritchett: He doesn't hit in the head. He... he makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way. Come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
Jay Pritchett: Oh, for God's sake.
Jay Pritchett: Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie: it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: No, I didn't.
Jay Pritchett: It was a joke.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I don't get it.
Jay Pritchett: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
Trivia
- David Brenner makes jokes about Jay Pritchett's age, when in reality Ed O'Neill is 10 years younger than David Brenner.
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