Modern Family 1x13 Fifteen Percent

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3.67/5 (3 votes)

First Aired: Jan. 20, 2010 on ABC

Summary: Mitchell begins to think one of Jay's friends, Shorty, is secretly gay, and Jay begins to notice signs that Shorty might be gay as well. Meanwhile, Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover, and Claire and Phil fight over the universal remote.

Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett	played by Sofía Vergara
Cameron Tucker	played by Eric Stonestreet
Shorty	played by Chazz Palminteri
Whitney	played by Kristen Schaal
Dylan	played by Reid Ewing
Dale	played by Darius Dudley
Scotty	played by William Jones
Delivery Guy	played by Bernardo Badillo

Episode Quotes

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: How was your lunch with the boys?
Jay Pritchett: Good. Ran into Mitchell and Cam.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Ay, nice.
Jay Pritchett: And you're not going to believe this: Mitchell says Shorty's gay.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Shorty?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, I believe it.
Jay Pritchett: Oh, come on!

Phil Dunphy: I just installed a sweet home theater system in the family room. The, uh, trouble is... Claire struggles with technology of any kind. I mean, remotes, cell phones, computers.

Claire Dunphy: [entering Haley's room in her bra and panties, with her nightgown open] Haley, have you seen my blue...
Dylan: [on Haley's webcam] Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire Dunphy: Oh, hey, Dylan.
Phil Dunphy: [open mouthed] You know I can see you, right?
Claire Dunphy: [frozen in fear] No, I did not know that.