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	Season 2 / Episode 6: - War Games Max Harte: Did Szabos buy Shannon's story? Grant Collier: Lock, stock and horoscope, baby.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Command Performance Max Harte: You scared of heights? Grant Collier: Nah. It's hitting the ground that scares me.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Command Performance Defense Minster Ivan Savitch: I want to be your friend. Shannon Reed: Buy a dog.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Princess Grant Collier: "Camion"? That's it? Nicholas Black: Yeah, I think it's French. A horse-drawn carriage or a cab... Yeah, that's all she said. "Camion"? Does it mean anything? Grant Collier: Yeah, means she's still alive. That's the main thing. Nicholas Black: Yes, well, the doctor says she's got every chance - She is strong and she is a fighter. Max Harte: Thank God for that! [pause] Well, maybe it's a trade name or a company? Grant Collier: Lets give it a shot... [runs 'Camion' through the computer and then looks surprised at the results] Perfume! [turns to a woman's magazine and finds a page where a ladies' perfume called "Camion" is advertised] Camion! She smelled perfume! Max Harte: [astonished by the realisation] Coyote is a woman!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Spy Carl: I'm warning you, pretty-boy. Don't ever relax. Don't sleep. Cause I am liable to be there, and if I'm there you're not gonna wake up.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Spy John Christie: I'm afraid you've just been found out, Mr. Phelps. And it's a mistake that's gonna cost you your life...
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Spy John Christie: I'm not satisfied that we're as secure as we're supposed to be. Carl: Phelps is dead... John Christie: Dead people usually leave bodies behind!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Spy Max Harte: Does it bother you that this guy was heavy-weight champion in every prison he was in? Grant Collier: Not if it doesn't bother you.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Haunting Tu: Good afternoon, Sir. Your mother's in the sanctuary with Mr. Eisenhower. Champ Foster: Eisenhower? Who the hell is Eisenhower? Tu: He said he was a friend of yours; that his mother named him after her favourite president. Champ Foster: [in disbelief] Oh, yeah...
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Haunting Champ Foster: [answering the phone] Champ Foster. Max Harte: Hello Champ. How's my old buddy? Champ Foster: Who is this? Max Harte: [laughs] 'Who is this?' This is Elvis, man. Elvis Presley. Champ Foster: If this is some sort of a joke... Max Harte: No joke, man. I am just a lonely guy looking to make a rich friend. Hey, look out your window; you'll see me on your boat. You see, I know who you are, and I know what you've been doing to all those pretty girls... Champ Foster: I don't know what sort of crank you are... Max Harte: Crank? Oh man... Listen, you might say Doctor Crews sent me. You remember Doctor Crews, don't you? He was the head shrink in that private hospital you spent some of your teenage years in. For killing that little friend of yours? What's the matter, Champ? Cat's got your tongue?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Haunting Champ Foster: What else did he tell you? Max Harte: A lot of things, man. First, he wouldn't say anything - A real stone wall. After I'd broke a couple of his ribs, I got his attention. I had to grab him by the hair. Man, I told him: 'My name is Hitler, man. Maybe you've heard of me; Adolf. A real bad guy Hitler... And your face is Poland and I'm gonna march all over it.' Champ Foster: I don't suppose you've got a drink? Max Harte: Hey, man, I've got to tell you, from one friend to another: that stuff is poison. You know, your body is a temple.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Haunting Champ Foster: What do you want from me? Max Harte: I told you this morning: I'm gonna be your friend! Champ Foster: Well, most of my friends have names. So what do I call you? President Eisenhower or just plain Elvis? Max Harte: Are you making fun of me?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Haunting Jim Phelps: There is someone here. A young woman... a girl... She wants to talk to you! She wants to tell you why she is dead!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Pawn Gregor Antonov: A man who fears no one is a fool.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Pawn Major Natalia Zorbuskaya: Mr Mosley, it is not wise to offer bribe to party official. It is not wise to attempt to subvert Soviet citizen. If you do not wish your travel documents to be revoked, I suggest you approach me before making your capitalist offers. Do you understand me, Mr Mosley? Jim Phelps: [laughs] Yes, yes, I do understand you ma'am. That is wonderful: Business is business the world over! Now you just call me any time you're ready to talk about the details. [walks away] Major Natalia Zorbuskaya: I want him watched. Mr Mosley is not as stupid as he would have us believe...
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Pawn Major Natalia Zorbuskaya: You have made fool of yourself, and of me! Nicholas Black: Perhaps I have made a fool of myself. As for you, Comrade Major, I don't think you need my help. Major Natalia Zorbuskaya: I will remember those words!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Pawn Rudensky: Remember the girl in the coffee shop? The one who only liked intellectual types? What was her name? Nicholas Black: [Pretends to be thinking hard] The girl in the coffee shop? [pause] There were so many... Rudensky: So many? You, Antonov? Nicholas Black: [long pause] So many... coffee shops? Rudensky: [laughs violently] Coffee shops!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Legacy Max Harte: [viewing tons of gold] It must have taken a dozen men and lifting equipment to get it down here. How will we get it out? Grant Collier: Give me fifteen minutes.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Holograms Voice on Disc: Good morning, Jim. Three years ago, Col. Gregory Usher declared himself president for life. Since then, his country has been one of the world's leading producers of processed cocaine. Usher is under indictment in the US for his drug trafficking, but has been impossible to extradite from his heavily armed compound outside the country's capital, and all attempts for a democratic overthrow of the government have failed as Usher maintains a firm grasp on power with the help of his chief of secret police Major Duvall who, several days ago, organized the murder of Usher's only political opponent. Your mission Jim, if you choose to accept it, is to neutralize Major Duvall and lure Colonel Usher out of his compound and onto US-controlled soil where he may be arrested. As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Holograms Colonel Gregory Usher: Do you think you need a bodyguard here, Mr Taggart? Nicholas Black: [posing as drug dealer Myles Taggart] Well I watch the evenin' news, and things like assassinations at airports make me kind of nervous. Colonel Gregory Usher: That was politics, Mr Taggart. This is business.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Holograms Colonel Gregory Usher: [speaking to Black] So I sell drugs. Americans buy drugs. But I'm the monster. I'm the one they indict. Well they can indict me all they like, they'll never lay a hand on Col. Usher. They can't touch me here.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Holograms Colonel Gregory Usher: [Usher in bed with Phelps sitting beside him. Duvall enters room] The boy! Did you find the boy? Duvall: No, colonel. Jim Phelps: [posing as neurologist Dr. Frederic Quinn] Please try to calm yourself, Colonel. You've had a pretty bad turn. Colonel Gregory Usher: Oh I've had worse, doctor. Why don't you stop patronizing me and tell me what's wrong with my body? Jim Phelps: Well according to what Maj. Duvall has told me about your medical history, you suffer from an arterial venus malfunction. Now that's... Colonel Gregory Usher: [interrupting] A congenital defect. Too many blood vessels around the surface of my brain. I've heard it all before. Jim Phelps: But it does explain your headaches. Colonel Gregory Usher: Does it explain the boy Dr. Quinn? Jim Phelps: Well if the defect is in a specific area of the brain it could cause, uh - hallucinations. Colonel Gregory Usher: [bounds out of bed] People I sell drugs to have hallucinations. I don't!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Holograms Colonel Gregory Usher: Have the launch fuelled and ready to shove off at dawn. Duvall: Sir! I thought you would send someone to the island. Colonel Gregory Usher: I want to go myself. Duvall: But have you forgotten the Americans? The indictment? As head of security, I strongly advise against it. Colonel Gregory Usher: As head of the country, I strongly advise you to do as I say!

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