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 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Planet 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space) Andy French: [about Wally's film] It wasn't that bad. Wally Langford: [looks at Andy] Really? Andy French: Okay - it was the worst movie ever made. |
| Season 1 / Episode 13: - Planet 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space) Kevin French: Uh, we're still friends, right? Wally Langford: Oh, of course. We're as close as an elderly gay man and straight teenage boy can be. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag) Kevin French: Hey! Those aren't the Blues Brothers! Andy French: Yeah, well Dan Akroyd sends his deepest apologies and John Belushi's been dead for 15 years. |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - Unemployment (or Theory of the Leisure Ass) (2) Andy French: What you know as Beethoven's 5th, I know as Red Red Red Blue |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - Unemployment (or Theory of the Leisure Ass) (2) Andy French: [trying to find out what Kevin's middle name is] It's like Robert or Richard. I know it's definetly something with an 'r'. Oh! Stephen! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect) Gus: [through the walls to Kevin's room] New condoms? What's wrong with our regular brand of condoms? Wally Langford: Nothing! But these were on special, that's all! Gus: Ya cheap gay bastard! These things are gonna fly right off! |
| Unknown Episode: Andy French: Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person. Kevin French: Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party. Andy French: Sure. Andy French: That's hair gel. Andy French: That's shampoo. Andy French: That's mouthwash. |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin French: How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin! |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin French: I hope you're not like this during the parent/teacher interviews. Andy French: Hello! Andy French. Couldn't care less about your future. Kevin French: Mom and Dad said you have to do everything that they do. Andy French: You don't live with Mom and Dad any more. I paid the electricity bill and I don't get a present. |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin French: Mom and Dad would like to talk to you. Andy French: Hi, Mom! Mrs. French: Andy. What's this I hear about you emotionally abusing Kevin? |
| Unknown Episode: Andy French: Mom! I can't go changing my life just because Kevin is here. I have plans. Kevin French: Mom! Andy's sitting on the couch drinking with Jim. Jim Kuback: Hi, Mrs. F. |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin French: [while drinking] History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo! Gus: [Grabs Kevin's collar] That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you. |
| Unknown Episode: Andy French: And don't think we forgot about you, Stogie! [dumps contents of can with Cyrillic writing into food dish] Kevin French: Andy, are you sure this is dog food? Andy French: Well, it has a picture of a dog on it. [Stogie sniffs food and backs away, whimpering] |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin French: Andy, you did it. You won back your self-respect. Andy French: Which will last until tomorrow morning when I'm begging Ron for my job back. |
| Unknown Episode: Andy French: Pass me the beans, Weirdie. Kevin French: What did you say? Andy French: [stammering] Uh... I meant "Where de beans at, Weirdie? ...uh, beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie?" Help me... |
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