Mighty Max Quotes

Mighty Max

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Spike: [while being dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me! Norman: [drops him] I can live with that.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Watch out, Bea! There are... Bea: Three eerie looking things in black robes behind me? Max: Yeah. How'd you know? Bea: Lucky guess.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Yeesh, what is this place? Norman: My room, Mighty One Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.
	Unknown Episode: Max: My mentor is an over-sized chicken? Virgil: I'm a fowl, actually.
	Unknown Episode: Professor Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur! Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
	Unknown Episode: Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope! Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves. Virgil: I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower. Max: Oh, and I am?
	Unknown Episode: Max: How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him. Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast! Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Hey Virg, how come you can't fly? Virgil: I learned to read instead.
	Unknown Episode: Bea: Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor?
	Unknown Episode: Bea: Max, you and your stupid cap! Max: Hey, I don't make it work!
	Unknown Episode: Max: Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!
	Unknown Episode: Norman: Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid!
	Unknown Episode: Max: This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!
	Unknown Episode: Hanuman: No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again... please? Max: Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not! Norman: Yes! Sometimes you do.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Why are we still running? Norman: Good exercise.
	Unknown Episode: Man: Him! Sarah: Him! Max: Who him?
	Unknown Episode: Max: Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni? Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do! Virgil Doll: I'm a fowl, actually.
	Unknown Episode: Max: You can't fly the plane. Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl? Max: Because you don't know how. Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.
	Unknown Episode: Max: Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
	Unknown Episode: Virgil: We must act at once, Mighty One! Max's Mom: Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you. Max: Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world. Max's Mom: Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.
	Unknown Episode: Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon? Man #1: It's a beast! Man #2: It's a monster! Man #3: It's a demon! Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!
	Unknown Episode: Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl? Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!
	Unknown Episode: Skull Master: Where is it, Mighty One? Max: Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around... Skull Master: THE ARCANA!
	Unknown Episode: Virgil: Skull Master, let the boy go. Skull Master: Reveal the location of the Arcana, and I will. Deny me, and I'll the cut the boy a new smile!
	Unknown Episode: Max: Stuck. Norman: You want me to break it? Max: Never mind him, we gotta realign those satellites. Virgil: I fear that will be impossible. Mega has created a force field around the controls. Norman: You want me to break it? Max: That's just about your favorite thing to do, isn't it Normie?
	Unknown Episode: Max: A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!
	Unknown Episode: Norman: I'm gonna make a pancake out of that pipsqueak!
	Unknown Episode: Computer: Please enter the access code. Virgil: Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this. Norman: Allow me. [he punches the door and gets electrocuted] Ho! Aah! Computer: I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again. Max: Maybe we should knock? Virgil: Knock? Computer: "Knock Knock" is the correct access code. [door opens] Please come in, and wipe your feet.

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