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	Season 5 / Episode 18: - The Talented Ms. Boddicker Dist. Atty. Manuel Devalos: Your wife's a hero, Joe. Joe Dubois: I know that... I've always known that.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Truth Be Told Bridgette Dubois: Daddy, we need to go to bed. Joe Dubois: Okay. Bridgette Dubois: But mummy isn't here and we need our kisses. Joe Dubois: Okay. Bridgette Dubois: Well, can you come over here and give them to us? Joe Dubois: Oh, well, I kinda can't right now, sweety. Bridgette Dubois: Well then, can we come over there and get them from you? Joe Dubois: Not unless you can fly. Marie Dubois: I could fly. Bridgette Dubois: No you can't.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - A Taste of Her Own Medicine D.A. Manuel Devalos: Well, well, if it isn't our own Deputy Doll? Back for another test? Lynn DiNovi: Think the last one was defective, the plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced. D.A. Manuel Devalos: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. Lynn DiNovi: Silencio, old man! D.A. Manuel Devalos: You pay for that pee stick when you're done, don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - A Person of Interest Joe Dubois: Changing your name so that people won't hold what your father did against you, is that a crime?
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Wicked Game (2) Allison Dubois: Oh, I had a real nightmare, that Cynthia Keener had a nightmare. Joe Dubois: Keener, what could possibly give that woman nightmares, other than somebody named Dorothy dropping a house on her?
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Wicked Game (1) Joe Dubois: I still have my pity party decorations, you wanna borrow some?
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - No One to Watch Over Me (1) Detective Lee Scanlon: [a girl has been missing for a day and a half] She's in college, that's not missing, that's sobering up.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - 1-900-Lucky Michael Benoit: Well, I guess there can only be one official, secret police psychic in this family, huh.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - 1-900-Lucky Michael Benoit: I didn't just crack this case, I smashed it!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Apocalypse, Push Capt. Kenneth Push: That's my cab. Ariel Dubois: I'll go. Bridgette Dubois: Me too! Marie Dubois: Me three!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead MorganTurley: I haven't felt so suicidal since I was alive.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead MorganTurley: Fine! I'll tell you everything. Excuse yourself. Tell them you have to check on something. Tell them you'll be right back. D.A. Manuel Devalos: What do you think, Allison? Allison Dubois: Maybe. Excuse me, I have to check on something. I'll be right back.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead Allison Dubois: Don't you want justice for yourself, Mr. Turley? MorganTurley: No, I'm over it. Allison Dubois: But we need to stop your killer in case he does this to someone else. Allison Dubois: No, I got the impression from the look on his face that it was a one-time-only thing.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead Allison Dubois: Who's the old lady with the funny hat in the boat? Joe Dubois: Oh no. You don't get to do that.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead MorganTurley: I get it now. You're dead. I'm dead.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Better Off Dead Vincent Discala: So she says, 'did you use a coaster?' And I said 'no, I didn't use a coaster!' She says, 'How many times do I have to tell you to use a coaster?!' And I said, 'I dunno, how many times do I have to tell you to stop being ugly?!'
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Death Takes a Policy Angel of Death: There's an old saying the enemies of Death are Luck and Hope. Not true by the way, I'm good friends with both.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Death Takes a Policy Angel of Death: Alison, like it or not, by a hair, by a second, by luck, by fate, six times a day you come this close to meeting the God to whom you pray.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Death Takes a Policy Allison Dubois: I didn't realise that someone had passed away. I'm not really fond of funerals, I deal with death a lot in my work. Angel of Death: Me too.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Death Takes a Policy Angel of Death: Be careful, bathrooms can be very dangerous places. Did you know, that 47% of all accidental deaths take place in the home, and that 61% of those happen in the family bathroom?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Raising Cain Marie DuBois: [Allison dreams of teacher about to be shot by a student he cries out but instead of his voice Marie's comes out instead] MOMMY? MOMMY? Marie DuBois: [Allison wakes up and still hears her daughter's voice] MOMMY/ Joe Dubois: What is it a bad dream? Marie DuBois: [Marie climbs into their bed] Mommy Joe Dubois: [on seeing his daughter in their bed] Oh my goodness this is a bad dream
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Reckoning Joe Dubois: Cockadoodle doo. Allison Dubois: Cockadoodle who? Joe Dubois: Nevermind, I take that back, it's way too early for this kind of talk. Do you know that it's barely five o'clock?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Too Close to Call Joe Dubois: Everything is physics.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dead Aim D.A. Manuel Devalos: It's incredible how she does that, you don't even see her reach for the blade, you just look down and there it is, lodged in your gut.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - When Push Comes to Shove (2) Ariel Dubois: Daddy? Joe Dubois: Yes? Ariel Dubois: I don't understand. I'm in the sixth grade. Why am I going to bed the same time as a first grader? Bridgette Dubois: Hey, it's not my fault I'm in first grade, I got born late!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Penny for Your Thoughts Joe Dubois: So what about this sleeping thing... you game? You wanna give it a shot?
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Penny for Your Thoughts Dr. Charles Walker: Ladies, if you'll kindly take a seat in the waiting room, the doctor and I will finish up and be with you shortly.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - In the Rough Allison Dubois: Let me ask you a question: is it completely hypocritical of me to be scared to death of the possibility of your mother living near us, while at the same time calling you at work to say do you think it would be okay if I left her with the kids for a little while, while I go to meet somebody in about half an hour? Joe Dubois: Yes, it's completely hypocritical. And I think you should do it.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - In the Rough Joe's Dad: Well, let's start... with everything.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - In the Rough Mrs. Dubois: So Allison, tell me about your work. Allison Dubois: Oh, I don't know, it's part time. I work for the District Attorney. Mrs. Dubois: Sort of a paralegal thing? Joe Dubois: There's definitely some 'para,' but I do believe there's some 'legal' in there too, so...

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