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 | Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Letter for Fuji Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: [Grabs leaflet dropped from enemy plane] Let's see that. 'Lay down your arms. You're beaten men. Your families almost forgotten you. The Japanese Army is invincible.' That's lies. All lies! What kind of way is this to fight a war, you litter bug? Lt. Elroy Carpenter: Yeah, why don't you fight like men, with bombs and bullets? Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Oh shut up. Don't you know when you're well off? 'Bombs and bullets'! Lester Gruber: [Over on McHale's Island where leaflets are raining down] I can't stand it! I can't stand it, I tell you! George 'Christy' Christopher: Take it easy, Grube. Don't let it get you down. Lester Gruber: I can't help it. How can we have a decent crap game with all this stuff flying around? |
| Season 2 / Episode 7: - Today I Am a Man! Ensign Charles Parker: All right now, men. Ah, girls. Ah, as you know, we are in a combat zone. Now it is my job to check out the shapes that you're in. I mean it's my job to make sure that you're in good shape. [acknowledging arrival of Capt. Binghamton] Attention. Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Carry on. At ease. Ensign Charles Parker: At ease. [Addressing buxom first nurse] Uh, at ease. The 1st Nurse: I AM at ease. Ensign Charles Parker: She is at ease. Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Oh shut up. Get on with it. |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Day the War Stood Still Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: My beautiful sparkling champagne is gone, gone, gone! Lt. Elroy Carpenter: But, sir. The bars on the windows, the guards, the padlocks. How is it possible sir? Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: I'll tell you how it's possible. I'll tell you in one sickening, horrible word: McHale. That's how it's possible. McHale stole my champagne. McHale and his bunch of bubble grabbers. |
| Season 1 / Episode 36: - Uncle Admiral Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Did he give you his ETA? Ensign Charles Parker: Ooh, no, uh, he gave me a boy scout knife though once. You know, it had 18 tools on it. It had a screwdriver and a corkscrew. Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Chuck? Chuck? Ensign Charles Parker: Yes Sir? Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: ETA, that's Estimated Time of Arrival. Ensign Charles Parker: Estimate Time of Arri... Uh, wouldn't that be ETOA? |
| Season 1 / Episode 27: - A Wreath for McHale Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Carpenter, with your loose lips, I'm surprised you haven't sunk a fleet! Now get out of here! |
| Season 1 / Episode 27: - A Wreath for McHale Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Oh, now how can you say a thing like that, sir? Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: [sarcastic and mimicking with his hand] I just move my mouth up and down and out it comes, out it comes. |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - Who Do the Voodoo? Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Be quiet, nobody likes a smart ensign! |
| Unknown Episode: Capt. Binghamton: I could just scream! |
| Unknown Episode: Capt. Binghamton: Why me? Why is it always me? |
| Unknown Episode: Nurse Molly Turner: I thought you were the 'tiger of the pacific.' Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: No, I'm a "chicken-livered sissy. Quinton McHale" |
| Unknown Episode: Capt. Binghamton: What is it McHale, what do you want what, what, what? |
| Unknown Episode: Capt. Binghamton: Commander, how would you and your men like two weeks with nothing to do but play gin rummy, go surfing, have luaus with steel drum bands, dancing girls, hmm? Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Two whole weeks? Woo hooo, oh that'd be a wonderful change sir. Yes sir. Capt. Binghamton: Knock it off McHale. That's what you do every week. |
| Unknown Episode: Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Stall em! I don't care how you do it but stall 'em! |
| Unknown Episode: Ens. Charles Parker: Gee I love that kind of talk. |
| Unknown Episode: Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Great jumping Jehoshaphat! |
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