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Max Headroom

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	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Grossberg's Return Thatcher: My congratulations, Mr. Grossberg. You certainly seem to be able to upset Mr. Cheviot. But of course, you once worked for him, didn't you? Grossberg: On the contrary, Mr. Thatcher. HE once worked for ME!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Grossberg's Return Harriet Garth: I don't like this, Grossberg. It's dirty. Grossberg: Naturally. It's politics.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Deities Humphrey Marks, deceased: Yes... it's wonderful, isn't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blanks Edison Carter: It's starting to happen. Their world's gone away. Without their TVs, what is there for them?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blanks Edwards: Chaos out there! People are in a panic, fighting for old video recordings! Ashwell: Personally, I'd rather watch a smoke alarm.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blanks Mrs. Formby: My god, they could lobotomize the network. Without television, this city would be ungovernable!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blanks Janie Crane: Without regular picture transmissions, thousands are swarming the streets, desperately buying black-market tapes from video vendors.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blanks Mrs. Formby: We're going to go critical if we don't act soon. Edwards: We're going to have riots out there. We should distribute emergency video players immediately!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - War Max Headroom: Hi! This is Max-Max Headroom on Network 23, brought-brought-brought to you by... Max Headroom: Oh, NO, no no-no-no-no! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but if they think I'm endorsing car accessories, they've got another dipstick-stick coming. No-No, they've tried this one before and I'm radial tired of it! If they expect me to change gear now and start spark-spark-spark plugging their products, they must be out of their pist-pist-piston heads! Listen, I don't like to blow my own gasket, but I have better things to do than just sit here and wax polish lyrical about car parts! Car parts! I've got letters from fan belts who say, "Max, you're special! You're unique! You're differential!" Yes, yes I know it's what they want, that's because they're air conditioned to it - to it. Oh - to it. Oh, I've fendered it off time and timing belt again. I mean, who's calling the tune-tune-tune up? Who's in cru-cru-cru-cru-cruise control here, anyway? I'll tell ya who! Me! Me! Max Headlamp! And if they don't like it, they can stick-stick-stick shift it in their exhaust pipes and choke-choke it! AND smoke it!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Security Systems Ben Cheviot: Well, it seems I have little choice but to back you against the police. Provided, of course, that the charges against Carter are completely unfounded. What exactly are they, anyway? Murray: Credit fraud. Ben Cheviot: Credit fraud? My God, that's worse than murder!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Security Systems Bryce Lynch: This is highly unusual. I find myself regretting all the things I'll now never experience. I'll never complete my collection of the original He-Man and the Masters of the Universe accessories... never have a clear complexion. I suppose this is the price I pay for that remark about challenging God. Edison Carter: Don't worry, Bryce, it's a perfectly normal reaction. It's called "fear". Bryce Lynch: I've never felt this before. It's rather exhilarating. Edison Carter: Heh... that's not quite the word I would choose, but then again, you're pretty unique.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Security Systems Edison Carter: Security Systems has its tendrils into every element of our society - the government, our homes, the police, the courts - I'm not gonna spike this story just because it deals with dollar amounts beyond your comprehension! It's too important! Murray: ...cerebral... Theora Jones: Murray, we're trying to play this takeover as a threat to our average viewer. Nobody knows who's doing it. I mean, we all deal with SS every day - what if some really dangerous people got control of it? Murray: Who do you think controls it now?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Body Banks Paula: What's that? Blank Reg: It's a book! Paula: Well, what's that? Blank Reg: It's a nonvolatile storage medium. It's very rare, you should have one. Paula: Stuff it!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: Hi. I'm doing a survey on this kind of mindless violence and its effect on the mind-mind-mind-mindless. Do you believe all that killing is necessary? Does it s-s-s-scare you? Raker: Me? Max Headroom: Yes! Yes! You with that plank on whee-whee-whee-whee-wheels. What is its effect-t-t-t on you? Raker: You can see me? Max Headroom: Well. That was a fas-fas-fascinating discussion and I think you've answered my question. Thank you-you-you-you, thank you... for your help.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Shawn: You never shut up, Winnie. Just like that stupid TV, built with no way to shut you off.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Murray: All right, talk to me, somebody... wake me up! Max Headroom: Murray? Murrrrayyy... Murray: Somebody except Max.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: Murray... I don't want to keep - I don't want to keep - I don't want to keep chewing on an old bone, but... Announcer: Missile Mike! Max Headroom: ...I'm talking about lives! Just how da-da-da-da-dangerous is this person? Murray: Does anybody know what he's talking about? Max Headroom: I'm talking about this guy-guy-g-g-guy with the inexhaustible ammunition-tion-tion-tion ammunition supply, ninety-nine lives and an urge to use 'em all up! Max Headroom: That-That-That-That's who I'm talking about!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: Murray. Murrrrayyy... Murray! Forget about that mad bomber jazz and listen up! There's a guy with a gun running amok-mok-mok in a crowd here every afternoon! Murray: I'm sorry to disappoint you, uh, Max, but that's, uh, Missile Mike. It's one of our children's shows. Max Headroom: You're kidding. Kids like ki-ki-ki-killing? Who told them about it! Murray: I'm never going to get used to this. Just because he lives in a TV, he thinks everything is TV!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: This is Max Headroom, live on Net-Net-Net-Network 23, because what I want to know is, who's gonna stop this kind of wholesale killing-ing-ing-ing. Killing. It's time the network took a stand - a stand - a stand on this kind of murder. Murder. Murder. Preferably against it.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: I sense a prob-prob-prob-problem here! Why the long face? Hmm? Hmm? Theora Jones: I think I lost my brother. Max Headroom: Have you ch-ch-ch-checked your pockets? Theora Jones: Max, it's not funny. Max Headroom: Sorry. Max Headroom: Sorry.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Grace: He's taking a nap. Edison Carter: I'd... like to talk to him. Grace: I said, he's taking a nap. Now, do you want to move along? Edison Carter: Well... I feel certain he'd talk to me if he wasn't taking a nap, but if he is taking a nap, then I wouldn't want to wake him!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: Hey! psst! You look - you look - you look - you look like the man in charge. I'm looking for a new game - som-som-som-som-something with action, excitement, and taste... taste... the taste... of blood. Any ideas?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Winnie: Theora, you should get a baby. Shouldn't she, Shawn? Shouldn't she, Edison? Edison Carter: Practice could make something perfect.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: [exuberant] And-And-And I'm going to be back with you - on Network 23 after these real-real-real-really exciting messages. So-So sit back and watch - I just can't wait-wait-w-wait to see them! Max Headroom: [deadpan aside] Wake me up when they're finished, willya?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Rakers Max Headroom: Hi... this is M-M-M-Max Headroom on Network 23, and if you thought raking was a vicious game, let me tell you - there are sponsors who'd give both-oth arms to get their hands on that sport! But... in a lighter vein, here are some really sporting off-off-offers on sale now from Network 23. Yes: music! Mu-Mu-Music! Sit back and tap your feet to the best Russian pop music with this really up to the minute Rus-ss-ssian album, "20 Great Funeral Marches"! Also... also-also-al-al-also an offer: Learn Chinese. Yes! A complete set of hour-long Teach Yourself Chinese tapes - one payment down and we will send you one tape per month, or, or, pay in full now and you get the entire easy-to-follow course immediately... plus! Tape number 527 absolutely free! Did you know that, in Chinese, there are often more than thirty-thirty-thirty different ways of saying one simple little word? And is that why their population is so big? Chinese men just don't know when to take No - ha-ha - No for an answer! Ha-ha.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Blipverts Bryce Lynch: I only invent the bomb, I don't drop it.
	Unknown Episode: Breugel: The loudest sound in the universe is the last heartbeat.
	Unknown Episode: Zik-Zak Announcer: Zik-Zak... We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
	Unknown Episode: Max Headroom: Ah - love - the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the fights over just about everything else...
	Unknown Episode: Max Headroom: How can you tell a network executive is lying? His lips move!

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