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Masters of Horror

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01x13 - Imprint Season 1 / Episode 13: - Imprint

The Woman: This island isn't in the human world; demons and whores are the only ones living here.
01x11 - Pick Me Up Season 1 / Episode 11: - Pick Me Up

Jim Wheeler: They're not human beings... They're just snakes in the snow...
01x10 - Sick Girl Season 1 / Episode 10: - Sick Girl

Ida Teeter: Hello there, ladybug. Give me some skin.
01x10 - Sick Girl Season 1 / Episode 10: - Sick Girl

Max: Babes or bugs. You can't have both.
01x10 - Sick Girl Season 1 / Episode 10: - Sick Girl

Ida Teeter: It's bad enough she was saying those things about us, but Betty! Oh, geez, Betty. You were laughing
Misty Falls: So I was laughing. Big, flip, fucking deal, Ida. You are such a baby. I sat here all day, washing your dirty underwear, doing your dishes, and feeding your stupid fucking bugs, and you try to give me shit? That cunt down the hall is the one you should be mad at, not me, god damn it!
Ida Teeter: Misty, I'm just, I- I'm sorry.
Misty Falls: You ungrateful, whiney little bitch. I should rip your fucking eyes out for talking to me like that!
01x07 - Deer Woman Season 1 / Episode 7: - Deer Woman

Casino Manager: Why does everything have to have a why with you people? You know, it's a woman with deer legs, motive really isn't an issue here.
01x07 - Deer Woman Season 1 / Episode 7: - Deer Woman

Dwight Faraday: A new kind of animal, one we haven't seen before. In London, in 1981 a series of brutal animal attacks were directly linked to a freak wolf that was gunned down in Piccadilly Circus.
01x05 - Chocolate Season 1 / Episode 5: - Chocolate

Wally: Who knows, you might meet a rock 'n roll nymphomaniac.
01x04 - Jenifer Season 1 / Episode 4: - Jenifer

Chief Charlie: If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck with a meat cleaver.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

M.C.: Let me caution those of you whose nerves are not what they used to be - get the fuck out now!
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

M.C.: Management has requested no guns, no meaningful conversations and no self-surgery during the show.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Boxx: I think I feel something goin' up the stairs into my fuckin' brain!
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Boxx: You can have your walking under moonlight beams, at a hundred miles an hour let me dream my fucking dreams!
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Boxx: Struggle - Verb. Act of promiscuous love play. Usage evolved during World War III. Personally recommended!
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

M.C.: You're funny. That'll destroy you some day.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Peggy: Pain transforms the sensitive into cynics.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Peggy: What are you doing here?
Jak: Short circuiting tragedy. The world's got big teeth, eats girls like you for kicks.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Boxx: You got something ugly inside of you and it wants out. I don't want to be around when it starts hissing.
01x03 - Dance of the Dead Season 1 / Episode 3: - Dance of the Dead

Jak: Haven't you heard? There's no California any more...
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Librarian: What are you doing here? This is a restricted area. The rare book room is always locked. How did you get in?
Walter Gilman: I don't know.
Librarian: How did you get this book? No one has permission to see the Necronomicon. No one! Who let you in?
Walter Gilman: Please... I...
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Masurewicz: Are you having the dreams?
Walter Gilman: They are not dreams. They're real.
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Masurewicz: She has come. Your soul is in peril.
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Walter Gilman: This house is infested with rats. I can hear them in the walls.
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Mr. Dombrowski - Manager: No pets, no parties, no loud music. This is a quiet building.
Walter Gilman: I'm a grad student at the university doing my thesis. I just need a quiet place to study.
Mr. Dombrowski - Manager: Student! Then I'm gonna need an extra months rent in advance.
Walter Gilman: I can't afford another month’s rent. You gotta... come on man, I really need this apartment.
Mr. Dombrowski - Manager: Well, I don't like renting to students. Young people, they have no respect.
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Mr. Dombrowski - Manager: You ain't gonna find any cheaper than this.
Walter Gilman: Yeah, I know. I'll take it.
01x02 - Dreams in the Witch House Season 1 / Episode 2: - Dreams in the Witch House

Brown Jenkin: She's comin'... She's coming for you.
01x01 - Incident On and Off a Mountain Road Season 1 / Episode 1: - Incident On and Off a Mountain Road

Bruce: Well, if you're going to act like a whore, I'm going to fuck you like a whore.
01x01 - Incident On and Off a Mountain Road Season 1 / Episode 1: - Incident On and Off a Mountain Road

Ellen: Hell of a night, huh Moonface
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Walker: [first lines to a run over rattler] You're not done yet!
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Jim Wheeler: [to a bound captive] I never get involved in another man's work


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