M.A.S.K. Quotes

M.A.S.K.

- Episode Quotes

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	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cliff Hanger Vanessa Warfield: We'll see who's the best. When it really counts I'll eat you up and spit you out. Soon, Turner, soon!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cliff Hanger Ali Bombay: Though I am an Indian of another place, please know how honored I am to be allowed this opportunity to compare myself to your earlier warriors. Nevada Rushmore: And my tribe is proud and honored to have each of you here.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cliff Hanger Calhoun Burns: That water must be flowing somewhere. Lets hope it's out.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cliff Hanger Brad Turner: I thought you were after the seeds. Vanessa Warfield: [shouting] I am! I'm also racing you. Brad Turner: Nothing like two loses in one day.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cliff Hanger Brad Turner: Nice driving out there. Vanessa, if you ever concentrated on driving instead of hating, you'd probably win all the time.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Battle for Baja Buddy Hawkes: Well Boris old buddy, this ought to settle it once and for all. Boris Bushkin: I thought Buldog settled matters, during demolision derby. Buddy Hawkes: You and I both know that was a mission and I pretended to let you beat Wildcat. Boris Bushkin: Then no excuses this time. Buddy Hawkes: This is it, you Russian bear. [they shake on it]
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Battle for Baja Buddy Hawkes: Hey, watch that stuff, Bushkin. Boris Bushkin: Watch what stuff? Track announcer say, there is no rule. It's like Government in my home land. Make up rules as you go along. [laughs heartily] Buddy Hawkes: You're just a laugh a minute, Boris.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Battle for Baja Boris Bushkin: I owe you one, Clutchky. Buddy Hawkes: That's nothing. Wait till you see my bill for changing that tie.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Battle for Baja Lester Sludge: Hi guys, welcome to Iguana's turf. Help yourself to some Baja sludge! [laughs like a maniac as he fires his sludge cannons]
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Battle for Baja Max Mayhem: I just love breaking the rules, Miles! Look, there they are. You're right again, Miles. Miles Mayhem: I'm always right, Maxie. I thought you'd have learned that by now.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - High Noon Brad Turner: The only place Vanessa is going to take a vacation is in a rattle snake pit.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - High Noon Vanessa Warfield: Hello, I'm just dying for a big old ice cream cone. You know where I could find one?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - High Noon Ace Riker: Don't have the foggiest idea what's going on, Matt, but I'm going after that Yahoo.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - High Noon Brad Turner: Get real! It's one thing for Vanessa to be semi human, but this is too much. Calhoun Burns: Way too much. Vanessa didn't care about this race.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - High Noon Ace Riker: Well, I guess if everybody's gonna take a nap, I might as well take one too [yawns]
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - For One Shining Moment... Matt Trakker: Mayhem's using every trick in the book. They're all legal.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - For One Shining Moment... Miles Mayhem: [having broken into a bank vault using one third of Buzzard] Millions and millions! Just what Dr. Mayhem ordered.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - For One Shining Moment... Miles Mayhem: I'll get you, Trakker, if it takes me a hundred years, I'll get you!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Challenge of the Masters Ace Riker: That microfilm contains access codes to all allegiance computer banks, Ali. If VENOM gets that microfilm, they'll know everything there is to know about M.A.S.K.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Challenge of the Masters Vanessa Warfield: Bird-Man, if M.A.S.K. gets in our way, I wanna dish out as much pain as possible. Then destroy them. Floyd Malloy: We're so much alike, Vanessa. Both of us like to chew real good land-swallow. Vanessa Warfield: There's nothing alike about us, Floyd. Floyd Malloy: Don't call me Floyd! Call me 'Bird-Man'. I hate the name Floyd!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Challenge of the Masters Vanessa Warfield: You're mine, Bombay! Ali Bombay: It is your choice I fear, to proceed to victory, or to return for destruction. Which trophy is more important?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Race Against Time Brad Turner: Nothing to it but to do it, Duane.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Race Against Time Bruno Sheppard: Bruno destroy!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Race Against Time Vanessa Warfield: I'm gonna ripp your face off. After I stop M.A.S.K.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Battle of the Giants Matt Trakker: VENOM's going to throw the kitchen sink at us.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Battle of the Giants Matt Trakker: Well, my hunch is I'm about to be served a full course Venom dinner.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Battle of the Giants Miles Mayhem: Keep blasting, he may be hidden, but he can still be hit.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Battle of the Giants Matt Trakker: This battle's over, Miles. Miles Mayhem: My battle with M.A.S.K. is never over!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Battle of the Giants Matt Trakker: Something Miles never learned: in the end, when all things are equal, good will always win over evil.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Homeward Bound Ali Bombay: Hello fellow traveler, whoever you are. Lester Sludge: Welcome home, Bombay. I heard you were coming, so I baked a pie. A sludge pie! [laughs like a maniac]

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