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M*A*S*H - 04x03 It Happened One Night

4x03 It Happened One Night

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First Aired: Sep. 26, 1975 on CBS
Summary: It will be a long night when the temperatures drop below freezing which sets off a series of their own mines. Plus a barrage of gun fire, a patient that is not recovering and Frank sneaks around Margaret's tent for his old love letters.

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Guest Stars

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce played by Alan Alda
Captain B.J. Hunnicut played by Mike Farrell
Colonel Sherman T. Potter played by Harry Morgan
Major Margaret Houlihan played by Loretta Swit
Major Franklin Marion Burns played by Larry Linville
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly played by Gary Burghoff
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger played by Jamie Farr
Abbott played by Christopher Allport

Episode Quotes

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: [walking in on the giant mess that Frank has created in her tent] Frank! What are you doing?
Maj. Frank Burns: Huh?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: What are you doing?
Maj. Frank Burns: Uh... Have you got a pencil?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: A pencil?
Jenkins: Halt, who goes there!
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: It's the colonel!
Jenkins: [stands down] Oh, sorry sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: Don't you wanna to know the password son?
Jenkins: I already know it sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: You're trembling, son. Are you scared?
Jenkins: No, sir. Just cold.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: If you had any brains you'd be scared.
Abbott: I don't want him touching me.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You don't have any choice; he's a doctor.
Maj. Frank Burns: So shut your yap.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You can tell he's a doctor by his bedside manner.

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