1x22 Major Fred C. Dobbs - M*A*S*H Episode Guide

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- Episode 01x22

Episode: 01x22
Title: Major Fred C. Dobbs
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: J320
First Aired: Mar. 11, 1973

Season 1 » Episode #22 - Major Fred C. Dobbs

Summary: Hawk and Trapper's constant demeaning of Frank has led to he and Margret requesting an immediate transfer. But this time Colonel Blake is not amused and holds them both responsible for the 4077th's loss of both a doctor and head nurse. The only thing that could possibly change Frank's mind is his greed. So Hawk and Trapper pretend they have discovered a gold mine in Korea.

Who appeared in this episode?

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Guest Stars:

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce	played by Alan Alda
Captain John McIntyre	played by Wayne Rogers
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake	played by McLean Stevenson
Major Margaret Houlihan	played by Loretta Swit
Major Franklin Marion Burns	played by Larry Linville
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly	played by Gary Burghoff
Kaplan	played by Harvey J. Goldenberg
Lt. Ginger Bayliss	played by Odessa Cleveland

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 22: - Major Fred C. Dobbs

Lt. Col. Henry Blake: It's absolutely inexcusable! You two guys should be sentenced to life in front of a firing squad!

Season 1 / Episode 22: - Major Fred C. Dobbs

Trapper: It's a little chilly out there, how bout a drink?
Hawkeye: If you need a reason to drink, you shouldn't.
Trapper: A double or a triple?
Hawkeye: How about the first quintuple martini in medical history? How about you Frank, one for the road?
Frank Burns: I make it a point never to drink with strangers and as of right now, I don't know either one of you.
Hawkeye: It's chilly in here too. Make Frank a Shirley Temple and put it on my tab.
Frank Burns: You're nothing but common drunks.
Hawkeye: That is a rumor started by people I've fallen over.
Frank Burns: Laugh now, but when this war is over, I'll go back to my Country Club and my 30 foot yacht, and you two will be ship's doctors on a garbage scow somewhere.
Hawkeye: The typical love/hate complex. Freud said it best when he said, "Never ask for light chocolates."
Frank Burns: You're both a disgrace to the medical profession, let alone the United States Army.
Trapper: He's beginning to soften.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CHAR: Frank Burns claims to have a 30 foot yacht, yet he also claims to live in Fort Wayne, Indiana (in other episodes) which is a land locked city with no body of water large enough nearby (Lake Michigan & Lake Erie about 2.5 hours drive away) to put a yacht in the water.