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	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Power to the People's Court Sheneneh: [after Tommy hits her car] Now my insurance goin' go sky high, Tommy! Tommy: Sheneneh, I thought you told me you didn't have any insurance. Sheneneh: I don't, Tommy, and now I ain't goin' be able to get none is what I'm trying to tell you!
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Love Jones Connection Valentino: Come on, Sheneneh, let's split up this prize money so I can get out of here. Sheneneh: All right, all right, be patient, aw-awight? Here. [hands him his share] Valentino: That's only $5.00, Sheneneh. We're supposed to split up half of 300. I can count, okay? Sheneneh: That's what you get for clowning my friends on national TV. You don't know them like that! Valentino: $5.00, Sheneneh? I can't buy nothing for $5.00, Sheneneh. Sheneneh: No, but you can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell out of my faceville. Now, poof, pow, begone!
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Cole on Ice Martin: The only one that can make it in this blizzard, is The Abominable Snow Pam.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Cole on Ice Martin: The only one that can make it in this blizzard is The Abominable Snow Pam.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Sophisticated Ladies Sheneneh: Well, well, lookie, lookie, I didn't know knickerbockers was back in style! Pam: Look, Sheneneh, I'm not going there with you today, okay? Sheneneh: You will go wherever Sheneneh wants you to go!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Sophisticated Ladies Gina: Sheneneh, what are you doing here? Sheneneh: The same thing as you, and looking way better may I add... wit yo little tired, green, Army suit on... hut-two choo-choo! Pam: Sheneneh, why don't you just leave before you embarrass yourself. Oh no, it's too late! Sheneneh: What? What? Let me tell you something, G.I. Ho! Let me tell you something, okay? You don't mess with me, looking like Colonel Abrams, you hear me?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Sophisticated Ladies Sheneneh: Hold up wait a minute yo lil club need Sheneneh in it Laquita: Sheneneh Jenkins and Laquita Lumpkins in the hishouse. hey! Gina: Sheneneh what are you doing here? Sheneneh: The same thing as you. And looking way better may I add. Witcho lil tired green army suit on. hut too choo choo!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Sophisticated Ladies Pam: Sheneneh why dont you just leave before you embarass yourself. Oh no! Its to late! Sheneneh: What? What? Let me tell you something G.I. Hoe, let me tell you something. Ok, you dont mess with me lookin like a lil girl you hear me! Pam: You better back off! [All of them start arguing] Laquita: Dont worry girl I got yo back! Drunk Woman: Five bucks on the one with the weave!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Whole Lotto Trouble Martin: What's up, Angry Man? Angry Man: Sit yo' ass down!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Movin' on In Sheneneh: [after spotting Gina and Pam with a couple of moving boxes] Hey! Well, well, well. Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie. Huh, I guess Martin finally done kicked you to the curb, huh, Gina? Well, send me a post card from Bougieville, aw-awight?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Sheneneh: You said anything? Gina: Yes Sheneneh please! Sheneneh: Oh ok. Well what i want is, i hear shes a songtress; she likes to sing; she likes to blow. What i want is for her to sing one of my songs. I want her to sing "Old Mcdonald had a farm" facing the wall, now! Pam: What! Please! Sheneneh: You heard me! You go tell me to crawl back inside my hole like im some dog have you lost yo mind i aint no dog, face the wall and sing "Old Mcdonald had a farm" , the wall! [Turns around] [to Gina] I want the wall! [Gina mumbles] You want the ticketst!. Now get yo vocal skills together do you need practice first? [Sheneneh yelps high pitch tone] You need that? Pam: [Effortlessly] Oh Mcdonald had a... Sheneneh: Cut! you dont believe that, you dont feel that. With soul! Pam: [With effort] Oh Mcdonald had a farm, eey i eey i OHH! [turns and looks at Sheneneh] Sheneneh: And on that farm!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Gina: [after searching for Martin's tickets] Oh, my God, Pam, I think I threw them away! Pam: [Points at her like a little kid] Martin gon' kill you.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Jerome: [while watching Pam walk away] Ooh, girl! You sho' is swollen! Right on back yo' colon.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Sheneneh: Ohh! Well, look who came crawling back on her ashy little knees. What do you need? Some lotion? Why don't you just spit it down? [Pretends to spit on her hands and rub her knees down] Gina: Okay. Sheneneh, look, I'm gonna make this as fast as possible because this is not easy for me, okay? Sheneneh: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gina: [Takes a deep breath] Okay. Sheneneh: Uh-huh. Sheneneh: [Speaks very quickly] I'm gonna work in your in your shop this morning for the basketball tickets, okay? Sheneneh: Pronunciate. I thought you... aren't you a college student? Pronunciate. Gina: [Angrily] I will work in your shop... Sheneneh: Ah! Not with an attitude. Again!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Laquita: Oh-oh-oh, Sheneneh, can you make me look like this? [Hands Sheneneh a magazine] Sheneneh: Laquita, I ain't no plastic surgeon, okay? Don't be bringin' me no picture of Whitney Houston because you're not Whitney Houston. You're not even Bobby Brown, okay? I'm sorry, okay? Now what you do is make it your prerogative, bring me a picture of Flavor Flav and we'll talk, okay? Laquita: Oh! Uh-uh, uh-uh! Girl, you so crazy!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Pam: Gina, all right, I'm here to help you out any way I know how, okay? Are you okay? Gina: Girl, am I okay? Pam, look at my hair! Look at it! Pam: [Pulls one of Gina's braids and it snaps back] Well, maybe if it didn't snap back so hard. Sheneneh: Are we sitting down, Little Miss Lazy Dukes? [Picks up a piece of hair. Drops it and points at it while it floats back down] Oops, there it is!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Control Gina: Wait, Sheneneh. Look, I have done hair before. Sheneneh: Pickin' Pam's buckshots don't count, okay? [Pam turns and stares at Sheneneh menacingly]
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Baby, It's You Bobbi: [Snaps her fingers] Can we have something to drink? Martin Payne: [Snaps his fingers back] Yeah, you can get some to drink, Bobbi. Um, I got soda. Ya'll want soda? Bobbi: Too much caffeine. Martin Payne: Okay well cool, Bobbi. I'll figure it out. Let me see. Uhh, I got orange juice. Ya'll like orange juice? Thomasina: No, it gives me gas. Martin Payne: Okay, shoot. Got some wine. Some wine - oops, bad idea. Guess that's what got you pregnant in the first place. [Thrusts his pelvis] Boink!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Baby, It's You Bobbi: Thomasina's in the bathroom. She can wait for Gina if she wants to, but I can't stand to be around you for another second... Martin Payne: Girl you ain't got to wait! 'Scuse me! [Pushes her out and slams the door]
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Baby, It's You Martin Payne: Now I know why Mama had plastic slipcovers!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Baby, It's You Martin Payne: All right. Um, what I do now? [Thomasina opens her legs] OOOHHH! Aah, girl! I don't even know you! Let's ease into this!
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Baby You Can Drive My Car Ottis: Wo wo wo wait wait. Is that yo car? Is that yours? Pamela 'Pam' James: Yes it is i'll move it in a minute Ottis: No what you gon do is move that car right now! you gon move that car right now! Pamela 'Pam' James: Look what is your problem grandpa? Ottis: My problem is, girl missy pooh! [stares at Pam momentarily] My problem is you in a no parking zone! Whats the matter its not red enough for you? Do I gotta change it from bright red to blind as a bat red. move this car right now!
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Baby You Can Drive My Car Sheneneh Jenkins: [singing in car] We got us a man! Keylolo: Whatchu got girl! Sheneneh Jenkins: I said we got us man! Keylolo, Bonquisha: Wutchu got Wutchu got! Sheneneh Jenkins: Look i aint trynna cheat on him because i got us a man! Thomas 'Tommy' Strawn: Ladies! Ladies! Please! Sheneneh Jenkins: Dang Tommy! We just trynna say we got us a man thats all. I mean damn! Excuse M.C. No hair! Damn we just warming up the club Tommy.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Forever Sheneneh Gina Waters Payne: Hi, I'm Gina. I'm Martin's girlfriend. Martin Payne: That's my Bay-bay.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Forever Sheneneh Shaneneh: Kid, you so crazy. You can't drink a fo-ty from a glass. You gotta drink it from the head!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Forever Sheneneh Shaneneh: Kid? Can you kiss me like you did that little light skinned girl in House Party?
	Unknown Episode: Tommy: Cole... you stupid.
	Unknown Episode: Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
	Unknown Episode: Tommy: Sheneneh, you say you're a Christian woman... yet you sit here and you lie to these people. Now you better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
	Unknown Episode: Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

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