Married ... with Children 7x12 Christmas

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First Aired: Dec. 20, 1992 on FOX

Summary: In a clip show, the Bundys remember their Christmases past.

Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Marcy D'Arcy	played by Amanda Bearse
Jefferson D'Arcy	played by Ted McGinley
Seven	played by Shane Sweet
Ray the Bartender	played by Dennis Cockrum
Ishowitz	played by Fred Sanders
Elf	played by Kevin Thompson (II)
Charity Santa	played by Ed Morgan
Matt	played by Matt Leavitt

Episode Quotes

Marcy: Hi Santa! What's that smell? Did one of your raindeer leave a no-no? Oh my bad. That must be the ghost of foot fungus past.
Al Bundy: Ho, ho, ho, little girl. You don't have to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Santa knows what you want for Christmas. You want a pair of breasts... just a grown-up woman. But Santa says, be happy with that you have which is the body of a young boy.

Marcy, Jefferson, Kids: [singing] Bundy the no-man / He's as bald as he can be. With hair in his nose and rot on his toes / He's as bald as he can be; Bundy the no-man / He's as bald as he can be/He's into old age, making minimum wage / He's as bald as he can be.

Al Bundy: A fat woman came into the shoe store today and wanted a pair of shoes to wear to a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt, and go as the world's largest, ugliest Christmas tree. Then she has the nerve to get mad at me because she's fat.