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5x25 Buck the Stud
First Aired: May. 19, 1991 on FOX
Summary: A man comes over to the Bundys, takes a look at Buck, and asks Al if he wants him to breed with his dog, and is offering big money for it. |
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Episode Quotes
Peggy Bundy: Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
Al Bundy: If you read it carefully, the bill actually says, $100,000.
Peggy Bundy: What happened? I thought Buck was ready.
Al Bundy: Oh, Buck was ready all right. A little too ready. In fact, far ready beyond possible for our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
Peggy Bundy: Buck did her to death?
Al Bundy: And beyond! But don't worry, the money is to be payed within three days, or a warrant will be issued for my arrest. So, I figure that working a few double shifts at the shoe store and with a lemonade stand run by my two "daughters" here, we'll make enough money to buy a chocolate bar, a lipstick, and a pair of nylon stockings which I'll give as gifts to my new cellmate Bruno.
Kelly Bundy: Daddy, if it makes you feel any better, you can have my share of the $10,000.
Al Bundy: Oh, I'm really going to miss you the most.
Al Bundy: If you read it carefully, the bill actually says, $100,000.
Peggy Bundy: What happened? I thought Buck was ready.
Al Bundy: Oh, Buck was ready all right. A little too ready. In fact, far ready beyond possible for our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
Peggy Bundy: Buck did her to death?
Al Bundy: And beyond! But don't worry, the money is to be payed within three days, or a warrant will be issued for my arrest. So, I figure that working a few double shifts at the shoe store and with a lemonade stand run by my two "daughters" here, we'll make enough money to buy a chocolate bar, a lipstick, and a pair of nylon stockings which I'll give as gifts to my new cellmate Bruno.
Kelly Bundy: Daddy, if it makes you feel any better, you can have my share of the $10,000.
Al Bundy: Oh, I'm really going to miss you the most.
Peggy: Oh, Al, take me again!
Peggy: I didn't even know I was taking you then, I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me!
Peggy: I didn't even know I was taking you then, I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me!
Peggy Bundy: [off-screen] Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?
Al Bundy: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
Peggy Bundy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
Al Bundy: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
Al Bundy: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
Peggy Bundy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
Al Bundy: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
Peggy Bundy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
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