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Peggy Bundy Quotes
 | Season 7 / Episode 22: - 'Til Death Do Us Part Al Bundy: [voice] Oh Lord, if I ever mean anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex. Peggy Bundy: Oh, Alllllllll. Al Bundy: [facing skyward] God, you are a woman, aren't you? |
| Season 7 / Episode 22: - 'Til Death Do Us Part Peggy Bundy: [Peggy and Al turns the lights in the bedroom for sex] Oh, Al you're... done. Peggy Bundy: Thanks again. |
| Season 7 / Episode 22: - 'Til Death Do Us Part Al Bundy: Hey, Peg you're up. I'm surprised you could make it down those stairs. Peggy Bundy: Yeah, I was tired last night. I hope that buzzing didn't keep you awake. Al Bundy: Oh yeah, those damn bees. One of them must have stung you because I thought I heard you scream. |
| Season 7 / Episode 22: - 'Til Death Do Us Part Al Bundy: Peg, you don't have that "I've been satisfied by Al Bundy" look on your face. Maybe you should go to your girly doctor. They say you should get checked out every few years or so. Put you up on a rack and check your belts and hoses. Peggy Bundy: There is nothing wrong with my belts and hoses. I just need to be taken out and driven once in a while. Al Bundy: Well, that can't a shot at me. I'm Al Bundy the mailman. I deliver. Peggy Bundy: But mailmen are slow and deliver every day. Al Bundy: Yes, but they don't always go to the same house. |
| Season 7 / Episode 22: - 'Til Death Do Us Part Al Bundy: Seriously Peg, you weren't satisfied by my performance in bed last night? Peggy Bundy: Well, let's just say that I used to call you "the Minute Man". Now, I long for thoese days. But Marcy was very comforting. She said with you, the sooner it's over the better. Al Bundy: You told Marcy about us? Jefferson D'Arcy: Hey, Al. You want to throw around the football a little bit? Uh! There, we done? Al Bundy: I think she may have told him! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 10: - Death of a Shoe Salesman Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Hi. We were just wondering, do you know where Seven is? Peggy Bundy: No. Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Well, let me put your minds to rest. He's been living with just for the past three days. He walked in when you left for that Hawaii/Rock of Ages thing and now doesn't want to leave. Jefferson D'Arcy: He's improving slowly. He still can't read, write, or use a knife and fork, but he has learned to chant "kill the Bundys" with us and and the other neighbors. Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: If you don't mind, we were thinking about renaming him Henry, after my father. Peggy Bundy: [shrugs] Sure, that's okay. Al Bundy: [shrugs] What do we care? Do what you want. Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: What we want is for you to come and get him. He's irritating. He calls us Dad and Little Dad. |
| Season 7 / Episode 10: - Death of a Shoe Salesman Peggy Bundy: Al doesn't want to be buried next to me. Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Well, yes. I think that the vows of marriage are sacried. That's when I die, I'm going to be buried next to my husband Steve. Jefferson D'Arcy: Uh, my name is Jefferson. And I'm your husband now, and by the way, we are not in bed so there's no excuse for calling me Steve. He is your ex-husband. Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Oh, don't take it personally. Every woman scream out "Steve" during sex. Don't they, Peggy? Peggy Bundy: Not me. It's too long a name. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 9: - Rock of Ages Kelly Bundy: Hey, Mom. You know what I'm thinking? Peggy Bundy: That we should go upstairs and divide up Daddy's shoes? Kelly Bundy: No, I was just wondering what I was thinking 'cause I forgot. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 8: - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore Peggy Bundy: Today is a momentous occasion: Daddy paid the water bill! How'd you do it, honey? Al Bundy: As overseer of the vast Bundy fortune, I came up with a bold financial plan: I sold my blood! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 7: - The Chicago Wine Party Peggy Bundy: Kids, takes these bannans upstairs and put them next to the papias that Daddy bought the last time he got wacked. Kelly Bundy: [quietly to Bud] God, I hate to see Daddy like this. Bud: [quietly] Me too. I don't like to see him happy either. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Al: Yeah, nothing can ruin Sunday for me... Al: Wait a minute, what's that? Al: Open your mouth! Al: That's an M&M! Al: Oh God, your family's coming! How long do I have? Al: Great Caesar's ghost, they're here! Have you made the preparation? Peggy Bundy: Of course. Al: What about the dog? Peggy Bundy: He's ready. [shot of Buck, wearing a large sign around his neck: "I AM NOT FOR EATING."] |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Peggy Bundy: [opens the door] Zemus! Ida Mae! Zemus: Peggy, you look good enough to eat! Peggy Bundy: No! Zemus: [moves to hug Kelly] Little cousin... Kelly Bundy: [smacks him] No! Zemus: [opens his arms] Big boy... Bud Bundy: [raising a fist] Don't even dream about it, Zemus. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Peggy Bundy: I just came to say goodnight. Bud Bundy: Goodnight, Mom. Peggy Bundy: [casually] Yeah, thanks. [goes over to Seven] |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Peggy Bundy: [singing] Hush little baby, don't you cry, Mommy's gonna sing you a lullaby, and if Bud don't move out soon... [talks] I'll kick him out. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Bud Bundy: Even I can't keep my hands off this butt. [feels his butt, Peggy comes in and sees him] Peggy Bundy: You need to talk to your father. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Magnificent Seven Peggy Bundy: Why'd you name him Seven? Zemus: Why? Because we've had one, two, three, four, five, Seven kids. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 26: - England Show (3) Trevor: What about a medieval joust? Just think of the promotional possibilities! Buttons, fanny packs, videotapes for the spectators! Winston: Igor, before you kill him, try and do something funny with him. Then we can sell a separate "Wacky Blooper" reel! Peggy Bundy: Oh, Al, do it! I love those! |
| Season 6 / Episode 26: - England Show (3) Peggy Bundy: Al, I'm scared. Al Bundy: Don't worry, babe. This Igor don't look too tough to me! Peggy Bundy: Oh, it's not him I'm worried about. They're going to be filming, and I left my bright sun makeup in the castle. Al Bundy: And you guys thought you were cursed. |
| Season 6 / Episode 26: - England Show (3) Peggy Bundy: Al, before your death... I mean, certain victory, there's something I must ask you. Al Bundy: What is it, babe? Peggy Bundy: Do you have our return tickets? I mean, just in case you lose them during your victory dance? Al Bundy: Don't worry about me, babe. I played high school football. If I can take down an entire football team, I can take down a knight on his horse. Besides, if there's the chance I should die, it will comfort me greatly to know that you'll be stuck in this country for life! |
| Season 6 / Episode 26: - England Show (3) Customs Officer: Do you have anything to declare? Peggy Bundy: Yes. My husband is an idiot! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 25: - England Show (2) Peggy Bundy: You know, Al, since we're in a castle... crown me, baby! Al Bundy: Ah, what the hell, it's the first thing I had to pay for this whole trip. All right, Peg, go ahead and say it: what am I, baby? Peggy Bundy: You're the king, baby. Al Bundy: Make me believe it. Peggy Bundy: Well, who's gonna make *me* believe it? Peggy Bundy: Oh, all right. *You're* the *king*, baby! Al Bundy: Good enough. |
| Season 6 / Episode 25: - England Show (2) Al Bundy: Can you feel the history in the room, Peg? Peggy Bundy: I know. You know, Igor told me that Bud's room is supposed to be haunted. I didn't tell him, though. You know how jumpy he gets. Al Bundy: Well, good. Because what he doesn't know won't hurt him. Hanged Bundy Ancestor: Good evening, Bud. We are the ghosts of your ancestors. Impaled Bundy Ancestor: Beware! Headless Bundy Ancestor: You will die in the morning! Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor: Run! Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor: Run while you still can! 5th Bundy Ancestor: Wanna buy some shoes? |
 | Season 6 / Episode 23: - The Gas Station Show Peggy Bundy: I just got off the phone with Mom. She sounded really down because she stepped on a scale today and it read 380 lbs. Can you believe it? 380 pounds. She used to weigh 374 when she was in school and she's afraid she may be getting fat. Al: Well, Peg that's probably because she's got about six pounds of food stuck between her teeth. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 19: - Psychic Avengers Peggy Bundy: Well, Al, once again you've enriched our lives. Thank your father, kids. Kelly Bundy, Bud Bundy: Thanks, Dad! Al: Hey, we sent Inga all our money, and the curse should be lifted soon, if indeed there is such a thing as a curse! Bud Bundy: Dad, what if she never got the money? Al: Buck has never let us down before, he won't let us down now. Al: How you doing, Buck? Did you send the money, boy? Buck the Man: Well, I had to use it for bail. No one bothered to tell me that when humans meet a girl, it's considered impolite to sniff her butt. Al: Damn dog. Peggy Bundy: Well, I guess we're monkeys. Al: [sarcastic] Yeah, *big* difference. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 18: - My Dinner with Anthrax Al: [to Kelly and Bud] You kids should be ashamed at yourselves! Having a party while I was stuck down in a Florida swamp hotel having sex with your mother. I never want to go back either place again. Where's my fun in life? Peggy Bundy: Al, like you, the kids just did their best. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 16: - Rites of Passage Roxanne: Gee, Kelly, your father is something dressing up like this. Kelly Bundy: That's not my father. My father is a shoe sales... uh... you're right. That's my father. Peggy Bundy: Kelly, don't lie. [to Roxanne] That's not my husband, Roxanne. My husband's dead. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 12: - So This is How Sinatra Felt Peggy Bundy: [after Bud and Kelly told her that Al ate muffins from a pretty woman, and Peggy thinks Al's cheating on her] Well, Al, don't you want to explain yourself? Al: Well, I left highschool, lost the will to live and here I am. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 6: - Buck Has a Belly Ache Peggy Bundy: This isn't for me. It's for the baby. Kelly Bundy: What are you carrying in there? A chain-smoking otter? |
 | Season 6 / Episode 2: - She's Having My Baby (2) Al: Kelly's stupid not because we didn't have a wave machine back then. It's because your parents were brother and sister! Peggy Bundy: My parents are not brother and sister. They just started to look alike after Mom's hair fell out. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 25: - Buck the Stud Peggy Bundy: Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000. Al Bundy: If you read it carefully, the bill actually says, $100,000. Peggy Bundy: What happened? I thought Buck was ready. Al Bundy: Oh, Buck was ready all right. A little too ready. In fact, far ready beyond possible for our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria. Peggy Bundy: Buck did her to death? Al Bundy: And beyond! But don't worry, the money is to be payed within three days, or a warrant will be issued for my arrest. So, I figure that working a few double shifts at the shoe store and with a lemonade stand run by my two "daughters" here, we'll make enough money to buy a chocolate bar, a lipstick, and a pair of nylon stockings which I'll give as gifts to my new cellmate Bruno. Kelly Bundy: Daddy, if it makes you feel any better, you can have my share of the $10,000. Al Bundy: Oh, I'm really going to miss you the most. |
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