3x16 Hal Coaches - Malcolm in the Middle Episode Guide

Malcolm in the Middle

- Episode 03x16

Episode: 03x16
Title: Hal Coaches
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 06-01-319
First Aired: Mar. 10, 2002

Season 3 » Episode #16 - Hal Coaches

Malcolm in the Middle - 03x16 Hal Coaches

Summary: Dewey is appalled when Hal takes over as coach of the soccer team, and Malcolm gets more than he bargained for when he sets his computer to act out the lives of his family. Reese resorts to blackmailing his neighbor Ed, and things get heated during an ice-fishing trip.

Who appeared in this episode?

Mrs. Abbott	played by Maggie Egan
Ed	played by Paul Willson
Logger Pete	played by Sandy Ward
Soccer Player	played by Caden St. Clair
Coach	played by Michael Bailey Smith
Referee	played by Billy Mayo
Carl	played by Bret Loehr
Soccer Player	played by Toby Linz
Logger Artie	played by John Ennis

Season 3 / Episode 16: - Hal Coaches

Dewey: Eat chalk, evil-doer.

Season 3 / Episode 16: - Hal Coaches

Reese: So, "Dad", you gonna ground me?
Ed: Geez, your counselor was furious.
Reese: All right, now that that's done, why don't we just go home? I could jump in your Jacuzzi, and you could throw something on the barbecue for me.
Ed: I have a better idea. Why don't we just go home? I could jump in *my*Jacuzzi, and *you* could throw something on the barbecue for *me*.
Reese: What are you talking about?
Ed: Well, let's just say, that with the information your counselor gave me, I could call your mom, and you won't see daylight for years.
Reese: Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell your secret to your wife.
Ed: Well, I guess the question is, am I more scared of my wife... or are you more scared of your mother?

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