Dewey

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Erik Per Sullivan
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Dewey Quotes

	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Graduation Reese: What did I miss? Malcolm: There was this big explosion. Some fire shot out and now he's just come to. Reese: What I was just gone for a second. Dewey: Shhhhhhh! I wanna see this. Lois: [walks in and sees Hal attempting to fix the TV] Oh for God's sakes, Hal. Pay the money and get a repair man. Hal: I am not wasting good money when I am perfectly capable of...
	Season 6 / Episode 21: - Buseys Takes A Hostage Penelope: Dewey, I need your help after school. Dewey: I'm already helping Hanson. Penelope: But I need you. The sidewalks told me they wouldn't let me walk home anymore.
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Living Will Malcolm: What's wrong with him? Lois: The doctors call it Hysterical Conversion Disorder. It's like a sematic, apparently he's paralyzed from the waist up. Malcolm: The waist up? Reese: Dad, what is it? Dewey: I think he's thanking you.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Billboard Lois: [finds out what her boys are doing] Oh my God! Dewey: Did you hear that? Lois: What are you boys doing up there? Malcolm: It's Mom! Dewey: How did she know where to find us? Reese: I told you, she's got tracking devices in our fillings! If you two geniuses had ripped them out like I did, we wouldn't have been in this mess! Dewey: Maybe she didn't see us. Lois: Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, you get down here this instant. Reese: [bad Spanish accent] Miss, I don't know what you are talking about. Your boys are different boys than our being. Reese: [afraid] Where's the back door for this thing? Malcolm: [scared] It's a billboard! Dewey: [terrified] We're so dead. This time she'll finish us. Lois: Come down, now!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Lois' Sister Susan: Victim? I became a victim on my prom night when I walked into the garage and found my boyfriend having sex with my sister on the hood of my car! Dewey: Where do I look? Malcolm: There's no where to look!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Malcolm Films Reese Dewey: Mom, Dad. I got a question about school. Let's say I'm making some money. I mean, so much money that the idea of going to school is... Hal: You have to go to school. Dewey: But what if you're making more than $400-500 a week? Lois: [sarcastic] Yeah, Dewey. You start making $400-500 a week, you can quit school. Dewey: [happily] Okay.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - Day Care Dewey: [to the Bible teacher Helen] Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He's thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I'm thinking. Helen: Yes, exactly. But we can trust in His wisdom, and have faith that He is watching over us. Dewey: Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them. Helen: Well that's not - Dewey: I was smiting them with the garden hose, and with lighter fluid, and with the lawnmower, and to be perfectly honest, I think I went a little crazy with the shovel. Those ants could have been praying to me all day, I wouldn't have heard them. [ponders] There was nothing they could do about it. Helen: But, I don't think - Dewey: Really, it's the same with us. There's nothing we can do about anything either, so why worry about it? Hey, this is making me feel better. Helen: Well, that's good, but - Dewey: I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible, and try not to dwell on God standing over us with a giant shovel. Bye!
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - Baby (2) Reese: I'd say half of all our Legos have been through this kid. Dewey: Probably more.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Garage Sale Dewey: Malcolm, in school we learned the coolest thing: there were these people that did this broadcast to convince everyone that aliens were landing. So what we do is wait for Reese to fall asleep, then we flash some lights outside his window then we go to the TV, but we'll have already made a tape... Malcolm: Dewey, you're totally over-thinking this. Reese, aliens landed down the street! Reese: [Runs in wearing a helmet and carrying a bat] Every man for himself!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Boys At Ranch Dewey: I kind of feel like I'm floating. Gretchen: Vell, zat's probably ze ammonia.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Jury Duty Dewey: Why isn't there a flash flood when you need one?
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Clip Show Dr. Kennedy: And how do see your place in this family? Dewey: Well, I'm the favorite. You know, the one everybody loves the most. The cute one, the one everybody looks out for and gives presents to. And sometimes they even make the birds sing to me or the clouds spell out my name.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Hal Coaches Dewey: Eat chalk, evil-doer.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Reese Drives Malcolm: Why do we have to get dressed up for Reese's court date? Lois: So the judge will see that he comes from a good family who loves him. Dewey: Why aren't they trying him as an adult?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Christmas Dewey: She's stealing Christmas. Malcolm: Mom, you can't do this. Reese: Yeah, this is the last year Dewey'll believe in Santa Claus. Dewey: What?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - New Neighbors Dewey: Their gnome wants to eat me. It's evil. Lois: They're all evil, sweetie.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Casino Dewey: I don't like ghosts, they eat little boys.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Cheerleader Dewey: Does this means Reese's a girl now? Malcolm: No Dewey, he's a lady. Reese: Shut up. Malcolm: Yes Ma'am.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Funeral Francis: [Francis is on the phone to Dewey] Dewey, how did Aunt Helen die? Dewey: Cats ate her face Francis: No, Dewey. I'm asking about Aunt Helen. Dewey: Cats ate her face. Francis: Look, will you just put dad on the phone. Hal: [Dewey hands the phone to Hal] Hello? Francis: Dad. How did Aunt Helen die? Hal: Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it than I do
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lois vs. Evil Lois: Drink your milk. Dewey: It's lumpy! Lois: Then chew it.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Lois vs. Evil Lois: You know, I hope you are at least learning something from all this. Dewey: Yeah. If you do something bad, don't tell!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Krelboyne Picnic Malcolm: There won't be any meat. They all decided they didn't want to eat anything that has a mother. Dewey: Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother. Lois: That's right. She has two daddies. Reese: Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Francis Escapes Dewey: And then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boost, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster's my friend, and we wen - and we went to get Slurpees. Reese: You did not. You just lied. Hal: Reese, if that's what Dewey says happened there's no reason to argue about it. Reese: No one believes I beat the last level in Mortal Kombat. Hal: Because that's just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Home Alone 4 Lois: Dewey, I need to talk to Francis. Dewey: He can't come to the phone. He's in the bathroom. Lois: Well, put Malcolm on the phone. Dewey: He can't come to the phone. He's in the bathroom. Lois: They're both in the bathroom? Dewey, what's going on? Dewey: I have to go to the bathroom.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Malcolm: What d'you do if he catches you? Dewey: Roll in a ball. Malcolm: What if he starts kicking you? Dewey: Stay in a ball.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Dewey: I don't take my legs for granted, Mom. Lois: I know honey, you're a good boy. Stop playing with yourself.
	Unknown Episode: Hal: Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat? Dewey: [mouth full of raw meat] I'm not.
	Unknown Episode: Malcolm: Why are you so happy? Dewey: Gorak gave me one of his Babies.
	Unknown Episode: Dewey: Is Malcolm a robot?
	Unknown Episode: Reese: What am I thinking? Malcolm: I'm smart, not psychic. Dewey: Can you understand dogs? Malcolm: No. Dewey: [smiles] I can.

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