04x03 - The Good News Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Good News

Stephanie: Nobody knows what's wrong with themselves, and everyone else can see it right away.
04x02 - Christmas Comes But Once a Year Season 4 / Episode 2: - Christmas Comes But Once a Year

Lane Pryce: There's been a small adjustment to the scale of our Christmas party.
Joan Harris: Lower or higher?
Lane Pryce: Lee Garner Jr. will be joining us. I trust you'll make the appropriate improvements.
Roger Sterling: Well, I don't. We need to change its rating from convalescent home to Roman orgy.
04x02 - Christmas Comes But Once a Year Season 4 / Episode 2: - Christmas Comes But Once a Year

Don Draper: [after the Christmas party is ruined by an obnoxious client] Did you... enjoy the Fuehrer's birthday?
Roger Sterling: May he live for a thousand years.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Pete Campbell: [Regarding a dud marketing trial using four supermarkets to sell a new ham] Two of their test markets are in Jewish neighborhoods. They're idiots.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Roger Sterling: [as a reporter with a wooden leg is exiting] They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Bertram Cooper: [to Don] Turning creative success into business is your work, and you have failed!
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Bethany Van Nuys: Don, I wanna lift a shadow off this evening. I know this is your first date.
Don Draper: First that Roger was involved in.
Bethany Van Nuys: Oh, of course, I'm sure. It's just... I'm breaking a lot of my rules, seeing a divorced man. But Jane has made you her personal cause.
Don Draper: And there are so many real problems in the world.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Harry Crane: [after the agency loses a client for which he has just sold a TV special] I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Peggy Olson: [Peggy enters Don's office with a ham] They sent one for each of us.
Don Draper: Could have just as easily fired us.
Peggy Olson: But they didn't because they sold more hams, and now you get to tell them why, if you want. I think they'll be impressed.
Don Draper: Well, I'm not. I try and stay away from these kinds of shenanigans, but I guess you knew that or you would have told me.
Peggy Olson: It was going great, until it wasn't.
04x01 - Public Relations Season 4 / Episode 1: - Public Relations

Peggy Olson: [to Don] You know something? We are all here because of you. All we wanna do is please you.
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Joan Holloway: Good morning; Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, how may I help you?
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Lane Pryce: Mr. Hooker! I've been sacked. Please have my office and things put in storage at this address.
John Hooker: What's happened?
Lane Pryce: You're a sharp boy, you'll figure it out.
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Don Draper: Do we vote or something?


Lane Pryce: Well, gentlemen, I suppose you're fired.
Roger Sterling: Well, it's official. Friday, December 13th, 1963. Four guys shot their own legs off.
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Connie: You know, I got everything I have on my own. It's made me immune to those who complain and cry because they can't. I didn't take you for one of them, Don. Are you?
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Roger Sterling: Get me some coffee, will you?
Peggy Olson: No.
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Lane Pryce: Nothing good ever came from seeking revenge.
Bertram Cooper: Nonsense! We'll make you a partner.
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Bertram Cooper: [to Roger] You sold your birthright so you could marry that trollop!
03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat Season 3 / Episode 13: - Shut the Door. Have a Seat

Lane Pryce: Saint John, how are you?
Saint John Powell: What in God's name is going on over there?
Lane Pryce: I think at this point it should be very clear.
Saint John Powell: [furious] You're fired. You're fired for costing this company millions of pounds. You're fired for insubordination. [shouts] You're fired for lack of character!
Lane Pryce: [cheerfully] Very good. Happy Christmas!
03x11 - The Gypsy and the Hobo Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Gypsy and the Hobo

Researcher: [Annabelle Mathis and the Sterling Cooper creatives are watching a focus group of three dog owners and a researcher through the two-way mirror] How would you describe your dog's temperament?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] She's picky and, ah, she's nervous sometimes, but she's very smart.
Researcher: [through mirror] And yours?
Mutt Man: [through mirror] He's independent, you know? He knows what he likes. He's pretty hard to fool.
Smitty: My God, they're describing themselves.
Don Draper: This your first group?
Researcher: [through mirror] What if I told you your dogs were enjoying Caldecott Farms?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] What's it called?
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] I wouldn't like it. Bingo, stop!
Mutt Man: [through mirror] I've never heard of it.
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Well, you should. They make it out of ponies.
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] Goodness gracious, that's this one?
Mutt Man: [through mirror] This is the first I'm hearing of this. I wish you would've told me. When people are protesting, I'm onboard.
Researcher: [through mirror] Well, what brand does your dog prefer?
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Why would you do this to us?
Griffon Woman: [through mirror] It's inhumane!
Bulldog Man: [through mirror] Bingo looks sick.
Annabelle Mathis: [quietly] Turn it off.
Researcher: [through mirror] Would you prefer beef, or...
Don Draper: Somebody get that?
Peggy Olson: I can't turn it off, it's actually happening!
Don Draper: [irritably] Turn off the *sound*.
03x11 - The Gypsy and the Hobo Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Gypsy and the Hobo

Betty Draper: What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don Draper: I was surprised that you ever loved me.
03x10 - The Color Blue Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Color Blue

Betty Draper: My goodness, Sally Draper. Try not to take things so personally!
03x10 - The Color Blue Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Color Blue

Bertram Cooper: I wouldn't have told Roger if I'd planned on it remaining a secret.
03x10 - The Color Blue Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Color Blue

Rebecca Pryce: You like it here! The smells and the noise and the criminals at every level.
Lane Pryce: I have made the best of this. My salary is good. The company is flourishing. My wife has a beautiful gown. May I see it?
Rebecca Pryce: [shakes her head] It's not London. It's not even England.
Lane Pryce: That's true. I've been here ten months and no-one's ever asked me where I went to school.
03x10 - The Color Blue Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Color Blue

Sally Draper: The car's downstairs!
Bobby Draper: [giggling] The driver is Chinese!
03x09 - Wee Small Hours Season 3 / Episode 9: - Wee Small Hours

03x08 - Souvenir Season 3 / Episode 8: - Souvenir

Don Draper: What else?
Smitty Smith: There are sixteen graphically perfect reduced photographs of Hilton hotels all on a grid, simple headline.
Kurt Smith: Go, we'll meet you anywhere.
Don Draper: Now that I can finally understand you, I am less impressed with what you have to say.
Smitty Smith: [laughs]
Don Draper: That's your work too. Who's "we"?
Kurt Smith: "We" are Hilton.
Don Draper: And how do I know that? Take out a magnifying glass and look at one of those tiny hotels?
Kurt Smith: I write Hilton very big under this Greek.
Don Draper: There is no deadline. I want to see work as you think of it. Give me more ideas to reject.
03x07 - Seven Twenty Three Season 3 / Episode 7: - Seven Twenty Three

Connie: I don't know what I'm more disturbed by: The fact that you don't have a Bible, or that there's not a single family photo.
Don Draper: I'm easily distracted.
Connie: You should have those things. They'll make you feel better about what you do. Start showing up on time.
Don Draper: Maybe I'm late because I was spending time with my family reading the Bible.
03x07 - Seven Twenty Three Season 3 / Episode 7: - Seven Twenty Three

Peggy Olson: What do you want from me?
Herman 'Duck' Phillips: I wanna take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.
03x07 - Seven Twenty Three Season 3 / Episode 7: - Seven Twenty Three

Cynthia: [on Betty's Victorian fainting couch] What were you thinking? It's awful!
Betty Draper: It's an antique.
Cynthia: We discussed this for months and we decided antiques were expected. Look around! You have ruined the whole room. If you want to keep it, please do not tell people I did this.
03x07 - Seven Twenty Three Season 3 / Episode 7: - Seven Twenty Three

Peggy Olson: "Elegance and success. Duck." I wonder who wrote that for him.
Pete Campbell: I don't trust him.
Peggy Olson: Why? Because he wants us? We're very important here.
Pete Campbell: Who is? Did he put you on Hilton?
Peggy Olson: I don't know what you're talking about. Stop barging in here and affecting me with your anxiety.