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	Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Stringer MacGyver: [to Sam] You're Great-Grandfather used to say, "Only fools are sure of anything. A wise man keeps on guessing".
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - The Stringer MacGyver: [voice over] This is Richard Dean Anderson. On behalf of all of us at MacGyver, I want to thank you, our audience, for seven great seasons.
	Season 7 / Episode 8: - Good Knight MacGyver (2) Merlin: This is no time for blowing my own antler.
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Honest Abe MacGyver: Get a helicopter from someplace else! Abe Sherman: This is the only one of its kind. Or at least it’s the only one of two... of its kind. I told you, it's complicated!
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - Blind Faith Nelson Richardson: What are you doing? MacGyver: I'm going to use this steam pipe like an old-fashioned muzzle loader... scatter a few stones... create a diversion. Nelson Richardson: How did you think of that? MacGyver: Uh, I don't know. It just kinda makes sense.
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - There But For the Grace Doc: And as you probably know, it can happen fast. One day you're... you're a member of society and the next thing you know you're invisible.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Tough Boys R. T. Hines: Hey, that's an UZI. MacGyver: No, now it's a spanner.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Live and Learn MacGyver: If this is really what you want for yourself, great. That's no crime. But, if it isn't... If you wake up 30 years from now and all you are is 30 years older, that is a crime.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Serenity Shopkeeper: You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself? MacGyver: I'll just have to think of something.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Serenity MacGyver: I'm not much of a drinker, but I'd be willing to pay for the food and settle for a bottle of milk. Wilt Bozer: Milk? Milt Bozer: What kind, pilgrim? Cow? Horse? Goat? or Mother's?
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Serenity MacGyver: [to Pete] Look at me! I'm a hurting guy! I'm beat up! I need a month's worth of sleep! [pause] And I need a haircut!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Two Times Trouble Carla Yeats: Oh, I can't believe it! MacGyver, Carla Yeats: Hi. [they hug] Carla Yeats: Well, look at you. You're still the best looking guy on the block. [kisses MacGyver] It's great to see you. MacGyver: Woah. With a welcome like that, you mind if I come in again?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Ten Percent Solution Pete Thornton: MacGyver, you look terrific in a tuxedo. MacGyver: Purely camouflage.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Ten Percent Solution Sam Bolinski: You can change what you're called, but not what you are.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Black Rhino General Mabuto: Africa is like a sleeping lion. Very beautiful, when left alone.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Black Rhino Kate Hubley: I can handle it. MacGyver: Didn't say you couldn't. Just offering help. MacGyver: I can find it. Kate Hubley: I didn't say you couldn't. Just offering my help.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Black Rhino Pete Thornton: I'm telling you Billy Colton has compromised our files, and I don't like it.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Murdoc: They've kidnapped someone very close to me, MacGyver. MacGyver: Someone is close to you?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights MacGyver: Hand me that apple, and the cabbage. Murdoc: [puzzled] Apple and a cabbage?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Murdoc: [punches a woman] Lights out, my darling.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Murdoc: Yes, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next - including you.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Ashton Cooke: I'm so sorry about your friend. He must be a very special person. MacGyver: You could say that.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Murdoc: [tape recording] Greetings from the grave, MacGyver. As promised, I'm giving you enough evidence to shut down H.I.T. for good. Oo! And about turning myself in and going to prison, I, I may be reformed, but I'm, I'm not crazy. But don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights MacGyver: Ahoy there! MacGyver: Hellooo. Milt Bozer: [stops] Oh, well hi. Happy Halloween. You know anything about electric winches? MacGyver: Enough to know that beating it won't do much good. Milt Bozer: Yeah. Well I tried threatening it. MacGyver: [with increasing urgency] Wait wait woah woah woah woah whoa! Wait a minute here! MacGyver: I'll make a deal with you. You keep down the racket so I can get some sleep, and I'll take a look at it. Milt Bozer: You mean it? Great! Name's Milt Bozer. MacGyver: MacGyver. Milt Bozer: I could sure use a neighbor who knows how to fix things. To bad you're moving. MacGyver: Who says I'm moving? Milt Bozer: Well, the guy with the moving van. MacGyver: [runs into his houseboat] Oh, no. No, no, it can't be, not again!
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Halloween Knights Murdoc: That's why you're so hard to beat, MacGyver, nobody knows what you're going to do next. Including you.
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Second Chance Jesse Colton: [just got pick-pocketed, smiling] My mama always told me, never carry a picture of Andrew Jackson in your wallet.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Cease Fire MacGyver: I'm going to need a nail. Lisa Woodman: What for? MacGyver: Well, if I can weld a good spark plug it'll replace the electrode. Lisa Woodman: How are you going to weld it? MacGyver: With wire, a battery, and jumper cables. Lisa Woodman: How do you come up with this stuff? MacGyver: Well, the stuff's already here. I just find a different way to use it.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Cease Fire Lisa Woodman: [On Mac's talent of making something out of nothing] How do you come up with this stuff? MacGyver: Oh, the stuff's already here, I just find another way to use it
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Cease Fire MacGyver: It was not a smart thing to do. Lisa Woodman: It was your idea. MacGyver: My idea? Lisa Woodman: I had something important to tell you. You said if I had something to say, to say it. It woulda been kinda tough to tell you if you were halfway across the lake, wouldn't it? MacGyver: Well, yeah.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Black Corsage Chauncey: [referring to his vintage pickup truck] MacGyver man, don't tell me this piece of junk is yours!

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