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	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Promised Planet Dr. Zachary Smith: Let's all freak out together, man!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Time Merchant The Robot: [Chasing Smith around a chair] There is no time for playing games, I advise you to come peacefully. Dr. Zachary Smith: [Keeping chair between Robot and himself] You'll never take me alive! The Robot: Your condition is unimportant, you must be on that ship at blast off!
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Target: Earth Gilt Proto: [to John and Don] Do not resist, it is futile.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Space Creature Will Robinson: Stay where you are. I know who you are now. Dr. Zachary Smith: You do? I...don't. You're sure you do? Will Robinson: I'm certain and I'm not afraid of you. Dr. Zachary Smith: Not afraid of your own id? Will Robinson: My what? Dr. Zachary Smith: ID!! I...D ID!! Will Robinson: You can't scare me with your big words.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Questing Beast Dr. Smith: It's not the quarry that makes the hunt nor the goal the game.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Wreck of the Robot Saticon #1: [Speaking to the Robot] I know what you are thinking, but resistance would be futile.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - A Visit to Hades Morbus: [dressed like the Devil] Well Zachary, so you finally got here! Dr. Zachary Smith: Good heavens! Morbus: Hahaha... Guess AGAIN!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Sky Pirate Dr. Zachary Smith: Now listen carefully. There's a very dangerous man on the hill with the boy. He's going to kill all of us unless you kill him first. The Robot: The Prime Directive forbids taking human life. Dr. Zachary Smith: The Directive is canceled. Now, get on with it! The Robot: Then I will follow your orders. Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: [Speaking to Will] Boy, you take a look and see if that there Smith feller is on his way back yet. [Sees the Robot advancing] Balls of fire! It's a man of tin. Will Robinson: Look out! [Robot blasts again] Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: Why, that there hunk of walkin' wash boiler! Will Robinson: We'd better run, Mr. Tucker. Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: Run, is it? [Whistles loudly and the robot's power pack is instantly transported into Tucker's hands]
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Sky Pirate The Robot: Warning. Warning. Situation dangerous. Red alert. Red alert. Will Robinson: Captain Tucker! What's that? Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: That's the thing from Cygnet Four. Maureen Robinson: John? I think I understand now why there was only darkness when Will thought of us. This is the end, tonight, here. Right now. There won't be any tomorrows. Prof. John Robinson: Not yet. We've still got the Robot. [to Smith] Tell him to go out there and try to stop that thing. Dr. Zachary Smith: It's no use. We're all doomed. Prof. John Robinson: Do it! Dr. Zachary Smith: Come here! That thing out there - what is it? What can you do about it? Can you stop it? The Robot: In order of questions asked - One: It does not compute. Two: I can perform any function of an environmental control nature, as well as... Dr. Zachary Smith: I know that. Get to the point. The Robot: Three: Since alien life-form does not compute, this question can only be answered by trial-and-error method. Dr. Zachary Smith: Well, don't just stand there. Go out and try! Prof. John Robinson: Maybe the force field will hold it. It's coming through the force field!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Keeper (2) Dr. Zachary Smith: Safely aboard. You will take off immediately. The Robot: I will need time to study the controls. Dr. Zachary Smith: You may have exactly five seconds. Well? What are you waiting for? The Robot: I must scan and compute control systems. I do not wish to make an error. Dr. Zachary Smith: You always have to make a problem out of everything, don't you? It's all perfectly simple. This one probably starts the power system. The Robot: Warning. Do not tamper with alien controls. Dr. Zachary Smith: Nonsense. Any one of these could whisk us away from here. Dr. Zachary Smith: I wonder what that was. Dr. Zachary Smith: I think I may have done something wrong. Come along. Dr. Zachary Smith: Well, come along! Come along, you ninny! It's all your fault, you tin-plated fool. We missed a golden opportunity to leave this miserable planet! The Robot: Danger! Extreme danger! All creatures escaping! Dr. Zachary Smith: No! Dr. Zachary Smith: Do something you fool! Don't just stand there! The Robot: Immediate danger has passed. Period of reasonable safety will ensure. Dr. Zachary Smith: 'Reasonable safety' isn't good enough for me. Let's get back to complete safety of the Jupiter 2.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Return from Outer Space Dr. Zachary Smith: Well, I'd like you to explain just what you're doing here. The Robot: All systems preempted. Fixed position must be maintained. Dr. Zachary Smith: Really? Well, I've got a little work for you that's far more important than experimenting with celery salad or whatever it is that boy's got you doing. Follow me. The Robot: Imperative that I do not abandon my station. Repeat. Imperative. At 1200 hours initiate signal to matter-transfer unit to return subject to original form and location. Dr. Zachary Smith: Never mind all that nonsense. You're coming with me. The Robot: Imperative that I do not abandon my... Dr. Zachary Smith: [Yanks out Robot's power pack and holds it up] That's a little 'imperative' you didn't bargain for.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Return from Outer Space Dr. Zachary Smith: Ahh. Now then my dear friend. I should like to hear a brief, but compelling statement on the sterling character of one Zachary Smith. The Robot: Does not compute. Dr. Zachary Smith: Spare me the editorial comments. The Robot: It is now 1142 hours by Earth time. [Backs away from Smith] Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, no, you don't. Oh! The Robot: [Fires electric bolts near Smith as a warning] Imperative that I do not abandon my station. At 1200 hours, initiate signal to return subject to original form and location. Dr. Zachary Smith: You will scrub that and pay attention to me, do you hear? [Yelps as Robot fires warning blast again] Come back here at once! That's an order. [Runs after Robot] Come back at once! This is an order!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - One of Our Dogs Is Missing Dr. Zachary Smith: If you wish to spare the tender feelings of your little brood, go right ahead. I at least am willing to face the truth. Judy Robinson: Suppose you tell us what the truth is, Dr. Smith. Dr. Zachary Smith: Gladly. We have been through a barrage. Judy Robinson: A barrage? Maureen Robinson: What's going on in that devious mind of yours? Dr. Zachary Smith: My dear madam, I can hardly expect you as a non-military female to comprehend, but it is painfully clear to me. Judy Robinson: I'll tell you what's clear to me, Dr. Smith. Maureen Robinson: Suppose you explain it to us. Dr. Zachary Smith: Very well. It's a universal military tactic to lay down a barrage before launching... an... invasion.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Invaders from the Fifth Dimension Alien: [Smith tries to shoot one of the aliens in the back, but the aliens thwart him by making the laser pistol disappear] You showed treachery and cunning, noble qualities on your native planet no doubt, but indicating defective relays in your reasoning circuits.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Invaders from the Fifth Dimension Prof. John Robinson: Get down! Maj. Don West: So that's the monster. Dr. Zachary Smith: Now that doesn't look very monstrous, does it? Maj. Don West: Neither do you... Do you suppose we could blast them out? The Robot: The craft is surrounded by a force field in the fifth dimension, which is... mathematically... impossible. Prof. John Robinson: I guess it takes a human being to accept the impossible. Maureen Robinson: Stop them! Can't you stop them? The Robot: Negative. Prof. John Robinson: [Holds Maureen back] Maureen! Maureen Robinson: Will! Prof. John Robinson: I order you to try! The Robot: They will disable me. Prof. John Robinson: [Sternly] I order you to try and stop them! [Places hand on laser pistol for emphasis] Prof. John Robinson: Again! I order you to try! Dr. Zachary Smith: It's no good. It's just like throwing good money after bad, if you don't mind the comparison. Prof. John Robinson: I DO mind.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - My Friend, Mr. Nobody Maj. Don West: John, the laser guns. It's our only hope. Prof. John Robinson: We can't! If we let it get that close to the ship, we'll be blown apart. Will Robinson: The robot, dad. He has laser circuits. Prof. John Robinson: You hear that, Smith? Dr. Zachary Smith: Maximum firing level, circular range. Fire all directions on command. The Robot: Circuits armed and ready. Judy Robinson: Hurry up! It's getting closer! Maj. Don West: I just hope he can break that force apart. Prof. John Robinson: All right. Get him moving! Dr. Zachary Smith: Fire. March. [Robot begins moving toward cosmic creature] Tell me when, sir. Tell me when. Prof. John Robinson: Not yet. Wait until he's close to its center. [Robot continues his advance] All right. Start firing and continue his marching. Dr. Zachary Smith: [Speaking on two way radio] March, my metallic hero. March!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Reluctant Stowaway Maj. Don West: If you wake up and find me driving, you'll know you're in trouble.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Reluctant Stowaway Dr. Zachary Smith: [Talking on small communicator radio] Aeolis 14 Umbra. Come in please. Do you read me? Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. What do I do now? What clever instructions do you have for me now? How much more money are you going to pay me for this excursion? Dr. Zachary Smith: [Sees meteor zooming past observation window] Aeolis 14 Umbra, do you know where I am? Do you know? DO YOU KNOW? The Robot: Incompleted circuit. Incompleted circuit! Damage may result! [Flips switch back to on position] Damage averted. All systems operative.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Reluctant Stowaway Dr. Zachary Smith: The power pack! Pull out the power pack! Maureen Robinson: John, look out! Penny, hang on! Maj. Don West: [Trying to stop Robot from burning through cabin pressure control on wall] He's breaking through! Dr. Zachary Smith: Pull out the power pack!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Reluctant Stowaway Voice of Lunar Tracking Controller: Hello Alpha Control. This is Lunar Tracking Station Copernicus. Jupiter 2 moving at incredible speed! Far off course, beyond range of our tracking instruments! Alpha Control Technician: White House, this is Alpha Control. Message for president on scrambler. Mr. President, status control on Jupiter 2. As of this moment, the spacecraft has passed the limits of our galaxy. It's presumed to be hopelessly lost in space.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Reluctant Stowaway Maureen Robinson: Dr. Smith, is it possible that certain parts of the body don't reanimate as quickly as others? The heart, for instance? Dr. Zachary Smith: Mrs. Robinson, I'm afraid the decision no longer rests in your hands or the computer's. Prof. John Robinson: What do you mean? Dr. Zachary Smith: Your son... Maureen Robinson: What about him? Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, there's no cause for alarm. Not yet at any rate. Will Robinson: [Downstairs, addressing Robot] Stop it! Stop it! I order you to stop! The Robot: [pauses] Negative. The Robot: Destroy! The Robot: Destroy! Dr. Zachary Smith: No, no! Abort! Can you hear me? Abort! Abort! Abort!
	Unknown Episode: Robot: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: Don't leave me alone. Wait for me!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: [to Robot] You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done?
	Unknown Episode: Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien approaching!
	Unknown Episode: Robot: Affirmative.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: Oh, the pain, the pain.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: Yours not to question why; yours to do as I say or die.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: Silence, you ninny.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Smith: Silence, you mental midget.

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