Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Episode Quotes

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	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Family Hour Clark Kent: Lois, I want you to hear me. Every time, every time we make love, we make, love. That's the strongest lifeforce there is. Whether or not that results in another little person. To me it is creation. You fill me with life.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Family Hour Ellen Lane: [held at gunpoint by Misha] Sam, I don't mean to nag, but do you do any checking on these crackpots before you sign them up as partners?! Misha: I'm not a crackpot! Martha Kent: No dear, trust me, you are.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Family Hour Dr. Klaus 'Fat Head' Mensa: [after using his powers to kill one who betrayed him] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Family Hour Dr. Klaus 'Fat Head' Mensa: Did you know the average human uses less then 10% of his brain? I use 98.6% of mine. Carter Clavens: Is that why they call you "Fat Head"? Dr. Klaus 'Fat Head' Mensa: I hate that name.
	Season 4 / Episode 22: - The Family Hour Constance Bailey: Ms Lane, on almost a weekly basis, you manage to dangle above the Jaws of Death. Lois Lane: I dangle about the Jaws of Death? Constance Bailey: Like an hors d'oeuvre.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - I've Got You Under My Skin Woody Samms: He's been here. You've talked to him. Tell me what you know. Woody Samms: Come on. Make this easy on yourself, and him. Woody Samms: I'm not fooling around here lady! Now tell me where he is! Lois Lane: It doesn't matter what you do to me. He'll find you. And he'll stop you. Woody Samms: [chuckles] He's gonna stop Superman? Lois Lane: He is Superman. Woody Samms: Not anymore Lady. I'm Superman now! Lois Lane: You'll never be Superman. It's not the suit. It's not even the powers. It's something you'll never have. Character. To be Superman you have to care about something. Something other than yourself
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - I've Got You Under My Skin Swat Commander: One thing I'll say for the Man of Steel -- He doesn't waste any time.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - I've Got You Under My Skin Asabi: [realizing Woody is in Superman's body] Can it be? It is you! This is the body you've stolen? Are you mad? You couldn't settle for, I don't know, Michael Jordan?
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - I've Got You Under My Skin Lois Lane: Tonight, Kryptonite's got nothing on me.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Voice from the Past (3) Superman: Well, wouldn't your father be proud. His son turned out to be as sick and deranged as he did. Mr. Smith: Thank you. Superman: What is it you want, Junior? Mr. Smith: You, as my employee. You'll help rebuild Lexcorp, take out my enemies, or my garbage, whichever I want. You'll do anything I want, because you're cursed with a flaw I don't have- you can love, and you love her.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Voice from the Past (3) Clark Kent: [after Lois is forced by Mr. Smith to leave Clark] So you don't love me? Lois Lane: No, I don't. Mr. Smith: [only heard by Lois] Good, Lois, very good. I know that was difficult for you, but his pain is as important to me as yours.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Voice from the Past (3) Leslie Luckabee: [at a press conference revealing he's Lex Jr.] There's a reason Shakespeare wrote 'This above all else: To thine own self be true.' Just hate that Shakespeare guy. He's always right.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Voice from the Past (3) Leslie Luckabee: I must admit, at first I didn't like her very much. But now I think... Mr. Smith: What? Leslie Luckabee: I think I've never felt quite this way about a woman. Can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to marriage. Mr. Smith: [furious] Listen to me! [grabs Luckabee by the throat] You are a lucky man. You're lucky I found you bussing tables at that cafe, hoping for an acting 'break'. Lucky I educated and trained you. Lucky I handed you the world's most powerful corporation. Leslie Luckabee: Fine! Take it easy! Mr. Smith: Let us be clear with one another so the lines of truth and fiction don't blur and cause your luck to change. You pretend to love Lois Lane, I am in love with Lois Lane. You play Lex Luthor Jr., I am Lex Luthor Jr. Never forget that!
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - Voice from the Past (3) Mr. Smith: My last name is Luthor. I have no competition. What I have is power.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Faster than a Speeding Vixen (1) Mr. Smith: I don't care what anybody says - nobody wrote an opera like Puccini. Vixen: I want to kill Superman! Mr. Smith: Not an opera lover, I see.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - AKA Superman Garret Grady: Are you sure this is gonna work? Peters: Oh, yes, it's a time honored tradition. We hold his woman captive and threaten to kill her if he doesn't do our bidding.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - AKA Superman Garret Grady: Peters, just simply having The Annihilator operational, that's not enough to ensure world peace, the public has to see it in action, have to see what it's capable of by vaporizing, say, West Virginia. Peters: But, sir, people live in West Virginia! Americans! Garret Grady: Exactly! When the world sees what The Annihilator can do, nations will beat their swords into ploughshares, and mankind will live in perfect, blessed brotherhood, or I will blast the hell out of them!
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - AKA Superman Penny Barnes: I can't wait to see you in your blue suit again. [walks away] Jimmy Olsen: I don't even own a blue suit, but I'll definitely get one.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - AKA Superman Penny Barnes: What's it like being you? So brave. So fearless. So lonely? [kisses him] Jimmy Olsen: It's hell. Penny Barnes: Oh, Superman.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Tempus: What do you think this is, a family television show? Only unhappy endings are allowed here, Lois.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Jonathan Kent: And who are you? H.G. Wells: H. G. Wells. Jonathan Kent: The writer? Aren't you dead? H.G. Wells: Well, only some of the time.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Tempus: Well, I'll be damned. He did it! Does he think that's all it takes to finish me? All that spandex must keep the blood from his brain.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Lois Lane: [referring to a nuclear attack] Tempus, don't do it! You still have time, you can escape. You could, you could go to the alternative universe. Tempus: Where "Mr. I'm So In Shape" can return me to jail? Thank you, no. Besides, I want to kill billions of people.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Superman #2: Lois, is this how it is between the two of you? Working together like this? Lois Lane: Yeah Superman #2: Wow!
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me a world to come home to Clark Kent #2: Thanks for giving me a legend to live up to.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Tempus: [just announced to the press that Clark and Superman are the same person] In chess, this is where I say "check." Clark Kent: [Clark and Lois appear behind them as the media stares] Uh Honey, I think the media wants us to comment on Mr. Tempus's last remark. Lois Lane: Um, we regret that Mr. Tempus's mental health has not improved, he's obviously still delusional. Superman #2: [as the media turns back to Tempus] This is where I would say, "checkmate."
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) H.G. Wells: I refuse to believe that something so diabolical could be so easy! Tempus: Well that's very Protestant of you.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Lois Lane: That is not our Clark. Martha Kent: Well if it's not our Clark, who's Clark is it?
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Lois and Clarks (2) Lois Lane: I can't believe this. I almost kissed you! Clark Kent #2: I almost kissed you. Lois Lane: No, I almost kissed you. Clark Kent #2: Lois, believe me. Lois Lane: Fine, we almost kissed us.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Meet John Doe (1) IRS Agent Bower: Superman, Agent Bower, I.R.S. We've been trying to contact you. We need your social security number. Superman: I don't have one. IRS Agent Bower: Everyone has a social security number. Superman: Well, I don't. IRS Agent Bower: I guess that explains why we can't locate any of your tax returns. It doesn't appear you've actually ever filed. That can't be, can it? Superman a tax dodger? Should we be looking under "S" for Super or "M" for Man?