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	Season 2 / Episode 28: - The Greatest Crush of All Gordo: [in a Scottish accent] Oh! An A! I'm ever so proud! I'll be feasting in merriment at Castle Gordon tonight!
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - The Greatest Crush of All Gordo: Can you believe this? Larry Tudgeman: No. They should be fighting over me Gordo: [shakes his head; laughs slightly] Tudgeman.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue Sam McGuire: C'mon, Gordo. It's 5:30, rise and shine! Gordo: 5:30? You rise. You shine. Lizzie: His parents told me he's really cranky in the mornings. Gordo: I love the mornings. This is the middle of the night.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue Matt McGuire: I did. I won me a Grubby doll! Grubby Longjohn: [Matt pulls the string of the Grubby doll] There's somethin' wrong with the chillie! Matt McGuire: [hugging the doll] Eeeehhhh!
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue Clementine: We were starting to worry you wouldn't show. Gordo: Not show? Hey, I always show. I'm Mr. Show Up. You know, reliable Gordo. That's... that's what they call me! But... not too reliable, not so reliable that I'm boring or anything. You know, just the right amount of reliability... Gordo: You want to take over the conversation? I'm drowning here!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Bunkies Sam McGuire: [after a pipe in Matt's room bursts, he has to sleep in Lizzie's room] Well where do you expect him to sleep Lizzie; to curl up on the floor? Lizzie: Of course not on the floor, there's room in the closet.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Bunkies Lizzie: Get that poster off of there! Matt: But it's Weird Al! He's WAY cool! Lizzie: Yeah, but if he keeps bothering me, he's going to come down as Shredded Al. You got that?
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Bye, Bye Hillridge Junior High Lizzie: Mom, I don't have time for this! Yearbooks come out today and I'm gonna have to write "You rock, don't ever change" like 800 times. Lizzie: [voiceover] Only most of these people don't rock and I think they should change. Does that make me a bad person?
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Ethan's Stepmom: Great! I inherit everything
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Ethan Craft: My father's dead. Ethan's Stepmom: Yes! I inherit everything! Ethan Craft: Tonni, not my real dad. The one in the murder mystery.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less David 'Gordo' Gordon: And I'm Penelope Featherstone. The blushing maiden Clyde's making his own? Can I choose again?
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Ethan Craft: Instead of clowns, there's evil.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Ethan's Stepmom: Oo! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe! Ethan Craft: Uhh, Tonni. That's your shoe. Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Jo McGuire: Shrimp? Ethan's Stepmom: Uh, uh. I'm 5'10" in heels. David 'Gordo' Gordon: It must be something in the water at Ethan's house.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Lizzie McGuire: I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note. Ethan Craft: That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds? Larry Tudgeman: No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Larry Tudgeman: I always thought I was born in the wrong time period. It probably would've been the third age of middle earth. Veruca Albano: Oh, I was thinking more of the '60s, but yours is good too.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Jo McGuire: That's it! I did it and I'd do it again. McGuffin promised to marry me, but he cheated on me. He cheated it all straights and he cheated on his taxes! He's a monster, a louser, and I'm glad he's dead. I'm happy about it don't you see? He's dead! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I'm happy about it! Sam McGuire: Honey, honey. Jo McGuire: Wa-? Oh... well. Gordo caught me.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less Matt McGuire: Don't anybody touch anything! I am Inspector Pratt and I am here to inspect! Lizzie McGuire: Matt, what are you doing here? Matt McGuire: I just wanted to see who croaked dad! Lizzie McGuire: Well, you can do that somewhere else, like in the Sahara Desert? Matt McGuire: Mom! Jo McGuire: Lizzie, let your bother play. Lizzie McGuire: Ow! Matt McGuire: I think I'll go study this in the parlor.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Clue-Less David 'Gordo' Gordon: He won this from none other than... the maid. Ethan's Stepmom: Which one was that again? David 'Gordo' Gordon: Mrs. McGuire? Ethan Craft: Come on Tonni. You're embarrassing me.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Dear Lizzie Gordo: Dear Lizzie- I think I may like my best friend as... more then a friend. What do I do? Signed, Confused Guy. Lizzie: Dear Confused- I wish I could tell you what to do, but, I can't. All I can say is, follow your heart. It'll tell you what's right.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - She Said, He Said, She Said Larry Tudgeman: The bad thing is, I didn't get to tell anyone I disproved infinity. Kate: There's something called soap maybe you haven't "discovered" it yet. Larry Tudgeman: You know what Kate, maybe people would like you more if you weren't so hostile all the time!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Movin' On Up Matt: Mom! Mom! She's our man, if she can't do it no one can! Go mom! Sam McGuire: Hey, what about me? Where's my cheer? Matt: Dad! Dad! He's our man, if he can't do it... Mom sure can! Go mom!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Movin' On Up Jo McGuire: Mom! Mom! She's our man, if she can't do it no one can! Go ME!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Movin' On Up Matt: Lizzie! Lizzie! She's our girl! She's the girl that makes me hurl!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Inner Beauty Miranda: How come no one ever told me I had, like, six chins! Lizzie: Because you only have one?
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Inner Beauty Jo McGuire: We'll have to encourage him. Artists are very sensitive. Sam McGuire: Sensitive? Matt eats mud!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Lizzie in the Middle Ethan: Yo Frankie, how'd ya get outta the TV?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Lizzie in the Middle Matt McGuire: Pleeeeeaaaasssseee! Lizzie McGuire: OK! Fine. Matt McGuire: Thanks. I'll have my people call your people. Wait, I am your people! This is so great!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Lizzie in the Middle Miranda Sanchez: Hey, everyone! It's Frankie, he's getting away! David 'Gordo' Gordon: I hate Lizzie.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Lizzie in the Middle Lizzie: Mom, Dad this is... Matt: Frankie! Hey mind if I call you "F"? I'm Matt McGuire, you can just call me Matt McGuire. I'm head of Lizzie's entorage. If you need anything and I mean anything at all just let me know. Frankie Muniz: You guys look nothing alike. Lizzie, Matt: Thank you.

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