Living Single Quotes

Living Single

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	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Moi the Jury Regine Hunter: [Regine disagrees with fellow jurors on a high-profile case] . You're confusing the character with the actress. They're two completely different things. Kyle: Yeah? Tell that to Tootie.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Moi the Jury Regine Hunter: You guys, now Sarah McQueen is the woman accused of the crime. Mrs. Benchley is just a character she played. Don't confuse the actor with the role. Kyle Barker: Yeah? Tell that to Tootie.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - To Grandmother's House We Go Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: [after he finds out that one Kyle's ancestors wasn't smart with his money] Well, there you go mom. Next time Kyle's mom act's a bit siddity, just say "All aboard! Next stop, Atlantis".
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Working Nine to Nine-Fifteen Maxine: [after everyone is worried about her unemployment] I am Maxine Shaw, the baddest attorney at law. Now there have been offers in the past and there will be plenty in the future. All I have to do is sit here and wait on your phone to ring Regine Hunter: Ha! Ha! Oh, no, dear. You see, after you left, I had all your phone calls re-forwarded back to your machine. Maxine: I know. I had them re-reforwarded. Regine Hunter: Noooo![while running upstairs in anger] Maxine: You got to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on me!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Hand That Robs the Cradle Kyle: So a younger man huh? That's unnatural. Maxine: Yea well so was your birth.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Naked Truth Maxine: They're about to box. Maybe we should stop up for a visit. Regine Hunter: You are awful. You started this whole thing Max. Maxine: I did, didn't I? It's a gift. I don't own it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Quittin' Time Maxine: I pay with my advice. [Kyle walks in] Always lock the door.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Just Friends? Khadijah: He looked the same, he smelled the same, the next thing I knew he kissed me... and my clothes fell off.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Full Court Press Synclaire James-Jones: You know what Mark Twain said, "A lawyer who defends himself in court, has a fool for a client." Khadijah: Did you just call me a fool? Synclaire James-Jones: No, Mark Twain did.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - In the Black Is Beautiful Maxine: [to Khadijah] I'll make it out to the society for the treatment of schizophrenic black women who own magazines okay?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Judging by the Cover Synclaire James-Jones: Go ahead Regine let it out, cry. If you don't your tearducts will get blocked up and then when you get old you won't be able to cry. Khadijah: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Judging by the Cover Regine Hunter: Why does this keep happenin' to me? Maxine: Cause you keep lookin for someone to carry you. Regine Hunter: What's wrong with that? Khadijah: They keep droppin' yo' ass.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Judging by the Cover Maxine: The bottom line is men are nothing but speed bumps on the road to happiness. Regine Hunter: No no, I think they're more like cheap pantyhose at the worse possible moment they run on you. Synclaire James-Jones: But did you ever stop to think about what the world be like without men? Khadijah: A bunch of fat happy women and no crime!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Judging by the Cover Regine Hunter: [after being stood up] What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing this to myself? Maxine: You just want someone to carry you. Regine Hunter: What's wrong with that? Khadijah: 'Cause they keep DROPPIN' yo' ass!
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Maxine Shaw! Kyle: That's because evil never sleeps. Maxine: [eyeing Kyle] But ugly gets plenty of rest!
	Unknown Episode: Khadijah: [to Regine] Look, you're gonna have a hard time finding "the one." You're a snob from the projects! Believe me, that's rare.
	Unknown Episode: Regine Hunter: Khadijah, I think I hear something in the other room. I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed? Khadijah: Regine, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's for the QUEEN.
	Unknown Episode: Khadijah: Synclaire, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time!
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: Come on Kyle, be a man! Kyle: Max, if I was half the man you are, I might be willing.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: [excited by winning a case] Do not touch me unless you want to get BURNED!
	Unknown Episode: Regine Hunter: Come on Khadijah, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Khadijah: Yes I can dear, fifty dollars.
	Unknown Episode: Ivan Ennis: [exiting the elevator] Ah, so this is the legendary "Flavor." Synclaire James-Jones: No, this is the real one.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: [after learning that Overton is afraid of clowns] Overton, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Kyle? Kyle: Maxine, I am trying to help a person. You remember people. They're the ones with the torches who chased you out of the castle.
	Unknown Episode: Regine Hunter: [after Khadijah accidentally puts Grant Hill in the hospital] Can you believe it? They wouldn't even let him see his fiancée, the future Regine Hunter-Hill! Maxine: Regine, you are an embarrassment to desperate women everywhere.
	Unknown Episode: Synclaire James-Jones: [as Maxine and Synclaire discover Grant Hill and Khadijah making out in the living room] I hope you realize that your lips are compromising your journalistic integrity! Maxine: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and it's about time! Now, let's go pull Regine's head out of the oven!

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