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Little House on the Prairie (1974)
 | Season 9 / Episode 22: - Hello and Goodbye Sherwood Montague: [after reading Nancy's essay, for which she got a D] Your Miss Plum was very generous in giving you a passing grade. Nancy Oleson: You hate me, too! Sherwood Montague: Not yet, but if I spent some more time with you, I'm very sure it could develop into that. Nancy Oleson: I'm gonna kill myself! [runs upstairs] |
| Season 9 / Episode 22: - Hello and Goodbye Harriet Oleson: Here you are, Mr. Montague, we had everything that was on your list. Sherwood Montague: Thank you. Put it on my bill. Harriet Oleson: Yes, certainly. Where's Nancy? Sherwood Montague: I believe she said she was going upstairs to commit suicide. Good day. |
 | Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Isaiah Edwards: Sure do wish I was a bird. 'Make this trip from Sleepy Eye to Walnut Grove quicker than you can say "apple pandowdies." [horse whinnies] Ha ha, yeah, you're right, Zeke. Ain't got no call to be complainin'. After all, you're pullin' the wagon and I'm just sittin' on it. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Isaiah Edwards: My name's Edwards, Isaiah. Buffalo Bill: Bill, Buffao. Isaiah Edwards: Bill Buffalo. Buffalo Bill: No, not Bill Buffalo. Your name Edwards Isaiah? |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Reverend Robert Alden: [about Blanche. At the time, Rev. Alden doesn't know she's an orangutan] Who's with her now? Isaiah Edwards: Well, nobody's with her right now. She's taking a nap. Reverend Robert Alden: Isaiah, you can't leave a 3-year-old alone like that. Isaiah Edwards: Well, she's kinda special... Reverend Robert Alden: I don't care how special she is. At 3, you gotta watch'em. We'd better get over to your place right now. Isaiah Edwards: Good, good. Reverend Robert Alden: Poor child. How is she taking her father's death? Isaiah Edwards: Well she hasn't said anything, one way or the other. Reverend Robert Alden: Keeping it all inside, I'm known them like that. She have any relatives? Isaiah Edwards: Yeah, but they don't live in this country. Reverend Robert Alden: An immigrant? All alone in this... Isaiah, I'm so glad I could help. Isaiah Edwards: Oh yeah, me too. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Nancy Oleson: It's a gorilla! Miss Plum, kill it! |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Isaiah Edwards: Oh this ain't a monkey, this here's some kinda ape. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Etta Plum: Class, this is Blanche. She's an orangutan. One of the smartest of the ape families. Nancy Oleson: It's a gorilla. Etta Plum: No, Nancy. Believe me, I wouldn't have a gorilla in class. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche Harriet Oleson: Nels, do something! Nels Oleson: I have done something. I've climbed up here. |
 | Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name Isaiah Edwards: Doc ain't slept a wink. I never seen a man work so hard. [Harriet scoffs] 'Course some folks don't care if he kills himself trying to save that child. Mrs. Oleson: Whatever caused him to do that, Mr. Edwards, will never make up for what he didn't do. Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I'll get your order. Isaiah Edwards: [About Harriet] Like talking to a Chinese pack mule. Mrs. Oleson: What did you say? Isaiah Edwards: You heard me. Mrs. Oleson: You're rude. Isaiah Edwards: You're ugly. |
| Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name Isaiah Edwards: This here calls for a celebration. Everybody into the restaurant! Everything's on Mrs. Oleson! |
| Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name Mrs. Oleson: [About the mule Doc Baker treated] And he's got a jackass for a patient. Isaiah Edwards: That's right. He's got you, and the mule too. Mrs. Oleson: Oh shut up, you old reprobate! Isaiah Edwards: [Laughs] And you're still ugly! Mrs. Oleson: Shut up! |
 | Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Cole Younger: Sometimes I can't believe we're kin. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Cole Younger: What is it we've done wrong so far? Bart Younger: Everything. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Bart Younger: If you stay, they'll hang ya. You don't come, I'll shoot ya. Isaiah Edwards: If that's my choice, I'm coming. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Isaiah Edwards: You really the Younger brothers? Bart Younger: Yeah. Isaiah Edwards: You look older. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Cole Younger: Quit readin' the letters. Quit readin' the letters. QUIT IT! Bart Younger: Ain't doin' no harm, Cole. Twenty years I was in jail, I never got no letters. Cole Younger: They ain't TO you. Bart Younger: Neither was the ones I didn't get. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Almanzo James Wilder: [looking at a wanted poster with Edwards' picture on it] This guy here is our partner. Sheriff: 'That a fact? Almanzo James Wilder: That's a fact. [now behind bars] That is NOT a fact. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Sheriff: [Lonnie knocks on the door] Who is it? Lonnie Younger: [turns to Cole] Who am I? Cole Younger: [whispers] Telegram. Lonnie Younger: [turns back to door and whispers] Telegram. Sheriff: What? Lonnie Younger: [louder] Telegram! |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Cole Younger: [being held up] I... don't suppose you fellas would believe that all I got here is a bunch of dumb mail? Frank James: 'Take more than that to fool the James brothers. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Almanzo James Wilder: You promise you'll return Isaiah safely? Cole Younger: I always say if you can't take the word of Cole Younger, who's word can you take? John Carter: I'm sure you always say it, but do you mean it? Cole Younger: [to Almanzo] Your friend cuts me to the quick. |
| Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers Cole Younger: What we do now is we turn ourselves in. Bart Younger: But they'll put us in prison! Cole Younger: Ah... [holds in anger] What, one, two years? When we get out, we'll have our stake. Bart Younger: Stake? What stake? Cole Younger: The re... [struggles to contain rage] The rewar-DUH. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Reincarnation of Nellie (1) Harriet Oleson: [When told by Mr. Case that Nancy is an impossible, unadoptable child] Oh... men! Why, you just don't understand little girls. Miss Mason: Mrs. Oleson, I must be honest. I don't understand either. In the four weeks that Nancy's been here, she has set fire to her bed, broken more windows than I can count, poured plaster into the indoor plumbing, and bitten half the children in the orphanage. Harriet Oleson: Well, girls will be girls! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 11: - To See The Light (2) Alan Barton: How do you feel? Adam Kendall: Lousy. I feel so weak. Alan Barton: I'm not surprised, you've been a mighty sick man. Adam Kendall: What time is it? Alan Barton: It's after noon. Adam Kendall: I have to get up and dressed. The test is soon- [he tries to get up but Alan pushes him down] Alan Barton: Hey, slow down. The test was over with three days ago. Adam Kendall: What? Alan Barton: You've been asleep for three days. When I said you were sick, I wasn't foolin'. Adam Kendall: Oh no. Oh my god. Alan Barton: Well, I agree. It could've been alot worse. Adam Kendall: But the test... Alan Barton: To heck with the test! You're alive. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 10: - To See The Light (1) Adam Kendall: [in growing excitement] Mary! Mary! [stumbles out of his room, nurses try to stop him] Mary! nurse: Mr. Kendall you need to lie down... Adam Kendall: No! No! Mary! [Jonathan grabs him] Jonathan Garvey: Adam, Adam, calm down! [Adam grins and points at him in recognition] Adam Kendall: Jonathan! [kisses Jonathan's face] Jonathan! I can see! I can SEE! [they hug, laughing] |
 | Season 7 / Episode 7: - Divorce, Walnut Grove Style Laura: I should've kicked her in the face! I should've scratched out her eyes! |
 | Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Silent Cry Houston Lamb: Well... I guess folks think I'm gettin' senile. Michael: What's senile? Houston Lamb: Well, that's a pruddy good question. I 'spect it's a word that most folks use so they won't have to pay no mind what old folks think. You know what I mean? Michael: [after some small talk] Well, most folks don't pay no mind to what we think either, Guess that makes us all three senile, don't it? Houston Lamb: [smiles] Yeah, I reckon so. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 1: - Laura Ingalls Wilder (1) Mrs. Oleson: Do you know what I think it is? I think it's that strange food you make for your husband! Nellie Oleson: But he likes it, and it doesn't make him sick! Mrs. Oleson: Well, of course HE likes it - he's used to it! He's Jewish. A person can get used to ANYTHING! Look at the cannibals... they eat each other, and they think it's just dandy! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 23: - Wilder and Wilder Almanzo James Wilder: [discussing Charles' objection to their plans to marry next month] Laura, I'm a man... and no matter what your Pa says, you're a woman... and I want you to be my wife. Laura: I want to be, but... Almanzo James Wilder: *No*! No buts, no ifs, no waiting. It's your choice - your pa or me. Laura: Almanzo, I love you, but I love my pa, too. Almanzo James Wilder: I want an answer, Beth. Laura: I can't - not now. I just need some time. Almanzo James Wilder: [pauses] I guess your pa was right, you're still a little girl! [he drives away with his team] |
 | Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Werewolf of Walnut Grove Mrs. Oleson: [fighting over Willie] He's my child! I bore him! Nelson "Nels" Oleson: Well you bore me all the time! That doesn't make you my mother! Mrs. Oleson: Nels! You know what I mean! |
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