09x22 - Hello and Goodbye Season 9 / Episode 22: - Hello and Goodbye

Sherwood Montague: [after reading Nancy's essay, for which she got a D] Your Miss Plum was very generous in giving you a passing grade.
Nancy Oleson: You hate me, too!
Sherwood Montague: Not yet, but if I spent some more time with you, I'm very sure it could develop into that.
Nancy Oleson: I'm gonna kill myself! [runs upstairs]
09x22 - Hello and Goodbye Season 9 / Episode 22: - Hello and Goodbye

Harriet Oleson: Here you are, Mr. Montague, we had everything that was on your list.
Sherwood Montague: Thank you. Put it on my bill.
Harriet Oleson: Yes, certainly. Where's Nancy?
Sherwood Montague: I believe she said she was going upstairs to commit suicide. Good day.
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Isaiah Edwards: Sure do wish I was a bird. 'Make this trip from Sleepy Eye to Walnut Grove quicker than you can say "apple pandowdies." [horse whinnies] Ha ha, yeah, you're right, Zeke. Ain't got no call to be complainin'. After all, you're pullin' the wagon and I'm just sittin' on it.
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Isaiah Edwards: My name's Edwards, Isaiah.
Buffalo Bill: Bill, Buffao.
Isaiah Edwards: Bill Buffalo.
Buffalo Bill: No, not Bill Buffalo. Your name Edwards Isaiah?
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Reverend Robert Alden: [about Blanche. At the time, Rev. Alden doesn't know she's an orangutan] Who's with her now?
Isaiah Edwards: Well, nobody's with her right now. She's taking a nap.
Reverend Robert Alden: Isaiah, you can't leave a 3-year-old alone like that.
Isaiah Edwards: Well, she's kinda special...
Reverend Robert Alden: I don't care how special she is. At 3, you gotta watch'em. We'd better get over to your place right now.
Isaiah Edwards: Good, good.
Reverend Robert Alden: Poor child. How is she taking her father's death?
Isaiah Edwards: Well she hasn't said anything, one way or the other.
Reverend Robert Alden: Keeping it all inside, I'm known them like that. She have any relatives?
Isaiah Edwards: Yeah, but they don't live in this country.
Reverend Robert Alden: An immigrant? All alone in this... Isaiah, I'm so glad I could help.
Isaiah Edwards: Oh yeah, me too.
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Nancy Oleson: It's a gorilla! Miss Plum, kill it!
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Isaiah Edwards: Oh this ain't a monkey, this here's some kinda ape.
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Etta Plum: Class, this is Blanche. She's an orangutan. One of the smartest of the ape families.
Nancy Oleson: It's a gorilla.
Etta Plum: No, Nancy. Believe me, I wouldn't have a gorilla in class.
09x20 - For The Love of Blanche Season 9 / Episode 20: - For The Love of Blanche

Harriet Oleson: Nels, do something!
Nels Oleson: I have done something. I've climbed up here.
09x18 - A Child With No Name Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name

Isaiah Edwards: Doc ain't slept a wink. I never seen a man work so hard. [Harriet scoffs] 'Course some folks don't care if he kills himself trying to save that child.
Mrs. Oleson: Whatever caused him to do that, Mr. Edwards, will never make up for what he didn't do.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I'll get your order.
Isaiah Edwards: [About Harriet] Like talking to a Chinese pack mule.
Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
Isaiah Edwards: You heard me.
Mrs. Oleson: You're rude.
Isaiah Edwards: You're ugly.
09x18 - A Child With No Name Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name

Isaiah Edwards: This here calls for a celebration. Everybody into the restaurant! Everything's on Mrs. Oleson!
09x18 - A Child With No Name Season 9 / Episode 18: - A Child With No Name

Mrs. Oleson: [About the mule Doc Baker treated] And he's got a jackass for a patient.
Isaiah Edwards: That's right. He's got you, and the mule too.
Mrs. Oleson: Oh shut up, you old reprobate!
Isaiah Edwards: [Laughs] And you're still ugly!
Mrs. Oleson: Shut up!
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Cole Younger: Sometimes I can't believe we're kin.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Cole Younger: What is it we've done wrong so far?
Bart Younger: Everything.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Bart Younger: If you stay, they'll hang ya. You don't come, I'll shoot ya.
Isaiah Edwards: If that's my choice, I'm coming.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Isaiah Edwards: You really the Younger brothers?
Bart Younger: Yeah.
Isaiah Edwards: You look older.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Cole Younger: Quit readin' the letters. Quit readin' the letters. QUIT IT!
Bart Younger: Ain't doin' no harm, Cole. Twenty years I was in jail, I never got no letters.
Cole Younger: They ain't TO you.
Bart Younger: Neither was the ones I didn't get.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Almanzo James Wilder: [looking at a wanted poster with Edwards' picture on it] This guy here is our partner.
Sheriff: 'That a fact?
Almanzo James Wilder: That's a fact. [now behind bars] That is NOT a fact.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Sheriff: [Lonnie knocks on the door] Who is it?
Lonnie Younger: [turns to Cole] Who am I?
Cole Younger: [whispers] Telegram.
Lonnie Younger: [turns back to door and whispers] Telegram.
Sheriff: What?
Lonnie Younger: [louder] Telegram!
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Cole Younger: [being held up] I... don't suppose you fellas would believe that all I got here is a bunch of dumb mail?
Frank James: 'Take more than that to fool the James brothers.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Almanzo James Wilder: You promise you'll return Isaiah safely?
Cole Younger: I always say if you can't take the word of Cole Younger, who's word can you take?
John Carter: I'm sure you always say it, but do you mean it?
Cole Younger: [to Almanzo] Your friend cuts me to the quick.
09x14 - The Older Brothers Season 9 / Episode 14: - The Older Brothers

Cole Younger: What we do now is we turn ourselves in.
Bart Younger: But they'll put us in prison!
Cole Younger: Ah... [holds in anger] What, one, two years? When we get out, we'll have our stake.
Bart Younger: Stake? What stake?
Cole Younger: The re... [struggles to contain rage] The rewar-DUH.
08x01 - The Reincarnation of Nellie (1) Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Reincarnation of Nellie (1)

Harriet Oleson: [When told by Mr. Case that Nancy is an impossible, unadoptable child] Oh... men! Why, you just don't understand little girls.
Miss Mason: Mrs. Oleson, I must be honest. I don't understand either. In the four weeks that Nancy's been here, she has set fire to her bed, broken more windows than I can count, poured plaster into the indoor plumbing, and bitten half the children in the orphanage.
Harriet Oleson: Well, girls will be girls!
07x11 - To See The Light (2) Season 7 / Episode 11: - To See The Light (2)

Alan Barton: How do you feel?
Adam Kendall: Lousy. I feel so weak.
Alan Barton: I'm not surprised, you've been a mighty sick man.
Adam Kendall: What time is it?
Alan Barton: It's after noon.
Adam Kendall: I have to get up and dressed. The test is soon- [he tries to get up but Alan pushes him down]
Alan Barton: Hey, slow down. The test was over with three days ago.
Adam Kendall: What?
Alan Barton: You've been asleep for three days. When I said you were sick, I wasn't foolin'.
Adam Kendall: Oh no. Oh my god.
Alan Barton: Well, I agree. It could've been alot worse.
Adam Kendall: But the test...
Alan Barton: To heck with the test! You're alive.
07x10 - To See The Light (1) Season 7 / Episode 10: - To See The Light (1)

Adam Kendall: [in growing excitement] Mary! Mary! [stumbles out of his room, nurses try to stop him] Mary!
nurse: Mr. Kendall you need to lie down...
Adam Kendall: No! No! Mary! [Jonathan grabs him]
Jonathan Garvey: Adam, Adam, calm down! [Adam grins and points at him in recognition]
Adam Kendall: Jonathan! [kisses Jonathan's face] Jonathan! I can see! I can SEE! [they hug, laughing]
07x07 - Divorce, Walnut Grove Style Season 7 / Episode 7: - Divorce, Walnut Grove Style

Laura: I should've kicked her in the face! I should've scratched out her eyes!
07x05 - The Silent Cry Season 7 / Episode 5: - The Silent Cry

Houston Lamb: Well... I guess folks think I'm gettin' senile.
Michael: What's senile?
Houston Lamb: Well, that's a pruddy good question. I 'spect it's a word that most folks use so they won't have to pay no mind what old folks think. You know what I mean?
Michael: [after some small talk] Well, most folks don't pay no mind to what we think either, Guess that makes us all three senile, don't it?
Houston Lamb: [smiles] Yeah, I reckon so.
07x01 - Laura Ingalls Wilder (1) Season 7 / Episode 1: - Laura Ingalls Wilder (1)

Mrs. Oleson: Do you know what I think it is? I think it's that strange food you make for your husband!
Nellie Oleson: But he likes it, and it doesn't make him sick!
Mrs. Oleson: Well, of course HE likes it - he's used to it! He's Jewish. A person can get used to ANYTHING! Look at the cannibals... they eat each other, and they think it's just dandy!
06x23 - Wilder and Wilder Season 6 / Episode 23: - Wilder and Wilder

Almanzo James Wilder: [discussing Charles' objection to their plans to marry next month] Laura, I'm a man... and no matter what your Pa says, you're a woman... and I want you to be my wife.
Laura: I want to be, but...
Almanzo James Wilder: *No*! No buts, no ifs, no waiting. It's your choice - your pa or me.
Laura: Almanzo, I love you, but I love my pa, too.
Almanzo James Wilder: I want an answer, Beth.
Laura: I can't - not now. I just need some time.
Almanzo James Wilder: [pauses] I guess your pa was right, you're still a little girl! [he drives away with his team]
06x17 - The Werewolf of Walnut Grove Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Werewolf of Walnut Grove

Mrs. Oleson: [fighting over Willie] He's my child! I bore him!
Nelson "Nels" Oleson: Well you bore me all the time! That doesn't make you my mother!
Mrs. Oleson: Nels! You know what I mean!