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	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Grade A Cheater Casey MacDonald: Christmas is a time to celebrate peace and love. It's a time to give. [sighs] Unless you're Derek, in which case it's a time to celebrate yourself. Which is pretty much what he does all year long.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Grade A Cheater Aunt Madge: I'm just sorry to be missing Derek. Tell me, what's it like to have such a wonderful older brother? Edwin Venturi: I have no idea.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Summer School Blues George Venturi: That day was the happiest day of my life. Derek Venturi: Really? George Venturi: Yeah, I wanted that car for so long. Derek Venturi: Huh? George Venturi: And you being born was big too.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Summer School Blues George Venturi: The prince has been in this family for 16 years. Derek Venturi: Really, then the prince and I have a lot in common. Casey MacDonald: Were getting rid of you too?
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Make No Prom-ises Casey MacDonald: Ugh! Edwin, how long have you been here? Edwin Venturi: Since I was born.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - When Derek Met Sally Derek Venturi: Senora? [raises hand] Senora Sanchez: Yes, Derek? Derek Venturi: May I please be expelled?
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - When Derek Met Sally Casey MacDonald: Oh, so it's my fault you're failing Spanish. Derek Venturi: Yeah, and thanks to you my parents might be sending me to private school. Casey MacDonald: What! That is SO unfair! Derek Venturi: I know! Casey MacDonald: When I wanted to go to private school, there wasn't money. Derek Venturi: Huh?
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - When Derek Met Sally Derek Venturi: Stinky Feet, a haiku by Casey McDonald: My feet are stinky. Foot spray deodorizes. Foul odour remains...
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Fright Night Mr.Gilmour: Everything okay at home? Casey MacDonald: No, Derek still lives there but that's not the problem.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Power Failure Sam: I've been doing push-ups and drinking milk... okay it's chocolate milk, but it still counts.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Slacker Mom Casey MacDonald: You're the prefect of the school not of our house! Derek Venturi: If you have a complaint, you can put it in my suggestion box.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Rumor Mill Edwin Venturi: OK, maybe we should consider untying Derek 'cause you've, um, kinda freaked out Lizzie. Teddy: But we haven't broken him yet! Edwin Venturi: I didn't want to break him, I just wanted to get back at him!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Rumor Mill Derek Venturi: Kendra? You forgot to untie me. Kendra: [abruptly calm] No, I didn't.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Two Timing Derek Casey MacDonald: Maybe ignorance is bliss. [pause] Maybe that's why Derek is so happy all the time.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Two Timing Derek Lucy: Derek seems really sweet. Casey MacDonald: Yeah, no he's really not.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Dating Game Kendra: Oh My God, Marti you are so cute. I could Just eat you up! Marti Venturi: WHAT?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Lies My Brother Told Me Casey McDonald: Alright, Derek. You got me into this mess, you get me out. Edwin Venturi: Casey, speaking from experience, Derek doesn't respond to demands. He prefers the big yes-man, boot-licking approach. Casey McDonald: Derek, you are the gu-ru of the sacred art of deceit. You and only you can help me in my hour of need. Please, oh Great Liar, take pity on my poor truthful soul.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Battle of the Bands Sam: [after Casey's rendition of Derek's song] Well, I... I liked it. Casey MacDonald: [with a shy smile] Thanks, Sam. That means a lot. Derek Venturi: Hey, Ralphie, wanna be my new best friend? Ralph: [gives Derek a thumbs up]
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Battle of the Bands Casey MacDonald: Is that why you hired me to be your frontwoman, so I could wear revealing clothes? Sam: No. Derek Venturi: Ew! Ralph: Yeah
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Battle of the Bands Derek Venturi: Dude, are those leather pants? Ralph: I wish. They're vinyl and they don't breathe. Ah, what are you guys wearing on Monday? Sam: Clothes... that breathe.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Date With Derek Casey McDonald: [to Sam] You are so cute! Emily: [smirking] Thanks, you're pretty darn adorable yourself.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Date With Derek Casey McDonald: You look rather handsome Sam: Yes I rather do
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Edwin: So, Sam. You got a girlfriend? Sam: Um, no. Marti: I want Sam and Casey to crush on each other!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Sam: Because Derek's my best friend. And there's this whole male code thing. Why am I telling you this? Edwin: Because we're both dudes. And Derek would pound me for saying this, but he's acting very un-dudelike, Sam: Dude. You think?
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Derek: [Telling Sam to talk to Casey] Now go before I find the mind I clearly have lost.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Lizzie McDonald: [scoring the How Well Do You Know Your Kids quiz] Let's see, you didn't know my GYM teacher's name. You got Edwin's birthday wrong... day AND year. George Venturi: I was told there'd be no math. Lizzie McDonald: ...And neither of you knew Derek's been stealing my tooth fairy money. Nora McDonald: Technically that wasn't part of the quiz. Lizzie McDonald: Fine, I won't count it. But that still gives you 2 out of 20. And any score less than 6, I'm supposed to call a social worker.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Derek: Ok, I can't stop you two from going out but one request. Please no acting boyfriendy girlfriendy in front of me. I'd rather not puke in public. Casey: Agreed Sam: Agreed Derek: Oh and whoever is play footsy with my STOP Casey, Sam: Sorry
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Male Code Blue Derek Venturi: Why are you yelling at me? Sam's the one who listened to me. Casey MacDonald: You're right. [pushes Sam down] What were you thinking listening to Derek? Sam: I don't know I'm an idiot. Casey MacDonald: Yeah that's why you two deserve each other, and I don't want to be the cause of ending a friendship between two idiots! [storms off]
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - All Systems No Go Emily: [on the phone with Casey] Is that Derek? I was JUST watching him swim. Not that I was staring or anything. Derek: Is that Emily? Can you tell her to stop like, STARING at me when I swim?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - All Systems No Go Nora McDonald: That settles it. We're the next door neighbors from Hell!

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