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 | Season 3 / Episode 16: - Grade A Cheater Aunt Madge: I'm just sorry to be missing Derek. Tell me, what's it like to have such a wonderful older brother? Edwin Venturi: I have no idea. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Make No Prom-ises Casey MacDonald: Ugh! Edwin, how long have you been here? Edwin Venturi: Since I was born. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Rumor Mill Edwin Venturi: OK, maybe we should consider untying Derek 'cause you've, um, kinda freaked out Lizzie. Teddy: But we haven't broken him yet! Edwin Venturi: I didn't want to break him, I just wanted to get back at him! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Lies My Brother Told Me Casey McDonald: Alright, Derek. You got me into this mess, you get me out. Edwin Venturi: Casey, speaking from experience, Derek doesn't respond to demands. He prefers the big yes-man, boot-licking approach. Casey McDonald: Derek, you are the gu-ru of the sacred art of deceit. You and only you can help me in my hour of need. Please, oh Great Liar, take pity on my poor truthful soul. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 11: - Babe Raider Edwin Venturi: You can't tell me what to do because you're not a woman! |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Babe Raider Derek Venturi: Have you seen the new mailman? Edwin Venturi: Yeah, she's a chick! Marti Venturi: The mailman is a chicken? |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Babe Raider Derek Venturi: [reading the manifesto] Number one: no playing Babe Raider in the house. Edwin Venturi: Does the garage count as the house? Derek Venturi: Number two, The garage counts as the house! |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Babe Raider Derek Venturi: [after Nora threw out Derek's poster of a woman wearing a skirt, exposing her thong straps] What does taking down my posters have to do with equality? Nora MacDonald: There's a University essay I wrote on The Feminist Mystique. Maybe you'd like to read it. Derek Venturi: Sure. Anything else you'd like me to do for "the cause?" Nora MacDonald: Sure. You can clean up this mess and do the dishes. Derek Venturi: Consider it done [Nora walks away] Edwin, clean up this mess and do the dishes. Edwin Venturi: Hey, you can't tell me what to do because you're not a woman! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Marti the Monster Edwin Venturi: [to Derek] Dude you are a lucky lady. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Marti the Monster Edwin Venturi: Marti, my feet are wet. Did you spill milk under the table? Marti Venturi: It's not milk. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Grade-Point: Average George Venturi: Marti what is this? Marti Venturi: A dog. George Venturi: And what does a dog say? Marti Venturi: Nothing dogs don't talk. Edwin Venturi: Kid's got a point. George Venturi: Okay. What does a dog sound like? Marti Venturi: Oh, a dog. Oink! Oink! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Puppy Dog Tails George Venturi: That couch has history! It's been in my family since I was a teenager! I had my first kiss on that couch Derek Venturi: Me too! Edwin Venturi: And I was GUNNA have my first kiss it! |
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