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	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: It's procedure. You're not above the law, you know, guv. Gene Hunt: What are you on about, Tyler? I am the law. Sam Tyler: In your dreams.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: Tell me. Annie Cartwright: Tell you what Sam? Sam Tyler: Tell me what I should do. Annie Cartwright: Stay. Here. Forever. Sam Tyler: All right then. I will.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: Tyler! Put that soppy plonk down and get in. Blag on in Archer Lane, shots fired, lovely. You two tarts get in, and you flash knickers.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: Shut up you noncey-arsed fairy boy.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: You shouldn't be driving with that leg. Gene Hunt: Well, I am.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: I should drive you know. Gene Hunt: You drive like my aunt Mabel.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Officer 2: Sam. Look at your hand. Sam Tyler: I can't feel it.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Annie Cartwright: [angrily slaps Sam] Hurts doesn't it. That's because its real!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Ray Carling: I got shot because of you. Sam Tyler: I know. I am truly sorry. Ray Carling: Still... I met this bird. Medical bird. Sam Tyler: Called nurses. Ray Carling: Big tits and an arse like two cox's pippins in a bag. Sam Tyler: She sounds enigmatic. Ray Carling: No. She was from Barnsley.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: Now you're just showing off.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: I made a promise to someone I care very deeply about. Ruth Tyler: Then it'll be alright. You always keep your promises.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: [finishing his recording of events] DI Sam T... [long pause] DCI Sam Tyler, Greater Manchester Police.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Officer 1: You wanted me to deliver something to Psych Evaluation Division? Sam Tyler: Yeah. It's this officer, she collects details... about trauma... it was helpful to talk about it actually.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Phyllis Dobbs: I'm not just a sex goddess. I've got eyes in me head.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Nelson: What will you have, mon brave? Sam Tyler: Scotch. A large one. Actually, make it a bottle. Phyllis Dobbs: Well, if you're buying boss, I'll have a port and lemon.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Sam Tyler: You're gonna make a good copper Chris. Chris Skelton: Thanks. Fantastic. [pause] What do you mean gonna make?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Season 2, Episode 8 Paramedic: [on radio] It's no good. He's slipping away from us. Sam? Sam? Sam Tyler: God, I hate that channel [changes radio station - to David Bowie's "Life on Mars"]. That's better.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers, I'm coming with you!.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Sam Tyler: I was just dreaming. Gene: What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: [on the phone to Sam] I appear to have killed a man.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: [after Sam woke up screaming] That's a guilty conscience. Sam Tyler: What is? Gene: The root of nightmares. Now as for me, I slept like a baby. Sam Tyler: Yeah, a twenty stone baby. Burps, snores, farts... Gene: I do not snore!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Sue: Oh. It's you. It took two bottles of bleach and a can of ajax to get your stink off this doorstep. Gene: My stink? You saw me here? Sue: Saw you? I had to step over your carcass. Now me, I would've just left you there but that's what friends are for. Gene: Friends? Sue: The young lad who came and poured you into the back of his van. It was him who needed help, he looked like he'd been in the wars with that bandaged hand.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Sam Tyler: You can't go in there. You're public enemy n°1 [Gene puts on big sunglasses] That's your idea of a disguise? Gene: I pass through crowds like the invisible man [they get out of the car, Ray and Chris drive up] Ray Carling: Guv! It's Morgan. We've got to bring you in.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Sam Tyler: Why are we running? Gene: Coz they're chasing us.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: And another thing. I intend to drink the equivalent of the North Sea in whisky tonight so raid your piggy banks.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: [Tyler prepares to interview Hunt] Come on, then, Twinkle-Toes. Strut your stuff!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Season 2, Episode 7 Gene: I love you! [grabs hold of Sue, kisses her full on the lips] Sue: [splutters embarrassedly] You filthy swine! Gene: Ooh, yeah!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Season 2, Episode 6 Chris Skelton: I wonder what killed him? Gene Hunt: That'll be the bloody enormous hole in his chest where the bullet went in!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Season 2, Episode 6 Annie Cartwright: Boss? There's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear. Gene Hunt: No, that's a drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done, Miss Marple. That's why we need women detectives.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Season 2, Episode 6 Sam Tyler: There's no history of drug dealing amongst the Gujerati Ugandan Asians. Gene Hunt: Blahdy blahdy history bloody blah! It doesn't take a degree in Applied Bollocks to know what's going on. Sam Tyler: Go on, then. Amaze me with your insubstantial guesswork. Gene Hunt: He's come over here, started dealing and Rocket or one of the other local drug boys has took offence and offed him. Sam Tyler: That's better that even I expected. Copper leaps to a conclusion then finds the evidence to fit.

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