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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - With a Kiss, I Die Dino Whitman: It's part-time at the mall, not a sweat shop in Indonesia
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Natural Disasters Jackie Bradford: Oh, thanks Dino. I miss one class and you get us and F Dino Whitman: What you shouldn't have skipped. Where were you anyways? Jackie Bradford: None of your business. I can't believe this Dino. How can you be so inepth? Dino Whitman: [laughs] [thinking] I am so done with her. Ya i'm gunna have sex with Zoe right here on Jackies desk. Then well do it on Changs desk
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Natural Disasters Matt Gleason: [in Alan-on meeting] [whispering to Jackie] We don't have to stay for the whole thing. You wanna get out of here? Jackie Bradford: You can do that? Matt Gleason: Ya it's not a prison Jackie Bradford: Ya lets go Matt Gleason: [in the hallway going to the dance] Are you really sure you wanna go in there? Jackie Bradford: Are you getting cold feet? Matt Gleason: No it's just that dances aren't really my deal. And were not exactly dressed for it Jackie Bradford: Oh come on it'll be fun. Worst case, we get kicked out. Lets just go [walks into dance]
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Pilot Junior Jackie Bradford: Who do you keep calling? Dino Whitman: No one Jackie Bradford: Oh come on, you've been avoiding me all night on that stupid phone every time I see you Dino Whitman: Who's avoiding who? And maybe if you answered your phone every now and again you could have told me you were having a party Jackie Bradford: Me? Me? You didn't tell me first. I had to hear at practice about the party Dino Whitman: Ben and Jonathan mad me have one Jackie Bradford: What happened to a nice quiet evening just me and you talking? Dino Whitman: I can't tell you right now Jackie Bradford: Oh of course you can't. Right Dino Whitman: Not right now. But I will. Jackie Bradford: Look you were al over me. Jackie lets do it. And as soon as I say okay, you start messing with my head. Dino Whitman: Ya, except you didn't say okay until after said I didn't want it. So who's messing with who's head? Jackie Bradford: Because I thought I could trust you.That maybe we could tell each other everything. Guess I was stupid. [walks down stairs] [turns to Dino] Oh and for the record, your supposed to act all weird and distant after you get the sex. Write it down so you don't forget. [leaves]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Annie Whitman: I remember you guys as babies. [kisses Jonathon on the cheek] Jonathon, I used to change your diapers. Ben Conner: That was last week, wasn't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Annie Whitman: [after Dino snaps her bra strap] Ow! Don't you ever do that again! Do you here me? Dino Whitman: I bet that Coach Scott did it. Annie Whitman: [pauses] What do you mean Coach Scott? Michael Whitman: [far away] What about Dave Scott? Dino Whitman: We were talking about my scedule, weren't we mom? Dino Whitman: Oh, that will be great so you won't have to wake at the crack of dawn. How about in the afternoon? Dino Whitman: [looks at Annie] I think he's busy in the afternoon.
	Unknown Episode: Deborah Tynan: We were so close, and now you won't even look at me.
	Unknown Episode: Jackie Bradford: It's gonna rain tomorrow. We should wear hats.
	Unknown Episode: Sue Miller: I really have to go to the bathroom. Jackie Bradford: Oh my God, so do I! I'm dying! Sue Miller: [whispering to Jackie] No you stay here and stall my dad, I have to go find Ben! Jackie Bradford: [to Mr. Miller] Oh, actually I don't have to go. That was weird!
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever! Jonathan Fields: That's so great, man. Ben Conner: Thanks. Dino Whitman: Could you two be any more gay? Jonathan Fields: Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.
	Unknown Episode: Dino Whitman: Do you think she's hot? [about Zoe] Michael Whitman: I don't care if it's Cheryl Tiegs! Dino Whitman: Who?
	Unknown Episode: Dino Whitman: Have anything to say, Ben? A cheating mom? petrified penis?
	Unknown Episode: Jackie Bradford: [after seeing Ben, Mr. Miller, and Sue together at the ski trip] I really had to pee.
	Unknown Episode: Jonathan Fields: [in a desperate attempt to cheer up Dino after having discovered his mom's infidelity] This morning I went to the hospital because I thought my penis was going to explode!
	Unknown Episode: Dino Whitman: [after noticing that Ben Conner had blown off chicks] Hey, what if Ben's gay? Jonathan Fields: [chuckles] Ben gay.
	Unknown Episode: Dino Whitman: [after being kicked out of Jackie's party] I have to talk to Jackie! Ben Conner: Keep on walking! Jonathan Fields: I think I broke my eye.
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: [frustrated when all the girls are coming on to him when he's already with Miss Young] What am I, in season?
	Unknown Episode: Michael Whitman: Wait, since when you do make a move? Annie Whitman: How about 10 minutes ago! Michael Whitman: Oh, yeah. How about the two months of nothing?
	Unknown Episode: Annie Whitman: With Dino, he has every call.
	Unknown Episode: Max Whitman: [cuts Jonathon off of going to the restroom after Dino] I got to go! Dino Whitman: He's a good little monkey! Jonathan Fields: Hey, what the... [opening credits]
	Unknown Episode: Annie Whitman: It is true? Michael Whitman: What? Annie Whitman: Are you having an affair? Michael Whitman: If I was having an affair, I would be late at work, I won't bring my work home!
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now.
	Unknown Episode: Jonathan Fields: [on his cellphone in the drugstore] Hello? Dino Whitman: What's up, Jonathan? Hey, you want to come meet me at Jackie's game? Jonathan Fields: No, uh, I "got stuff going on." [pause] I'm gonna get laid! Dino Whitman: What? Jonathan Fields: Sex! I'm gonna get me some sex! Dino Whitman: Some slacks? Jonathan Fields: No, sex! Sex!
	Unknown Episode: Jonathan Fields: It's like, overnight you've become some kind of a sex expert. Deborah Tynan: What? Jonathan Fields: A sexpert!
	Unknown Episode: Jonathan Fields: I just can't shake the image of you rubbing his scraggly-ass beard all over your face. Deborah Tynan: It was one time! Jonathan Fields: Oooh, great, one time! Let's have a parade! [sarcastically]
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: There's a reason I never hook up. I don't know how to talk to girls my age. I mean they think you're weird if you're smart, and I don't know how to act dumb. So I try to think of what they want to talk about and I write it down so I know what to say before I say it but then when I say it, it doesn't sound like that I wanted to say.
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: You are not going another step, I swear to God I will take you down. Jonathan Fields: And I'll help. [holding his eye] Seriously, I will.
	Unknown Episode: Ben Conner: Yeah, I may not get any sex but I am constantly willing to continue this discussion.
	Unknown Episode: Sue Miller: O'Keefe, are you O'kidding?
	Unknown Episode: Dino Whitman: Where's the milk? Annie Whitman: Put it away. Dino Whitman: Ma!

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