Captain Tidwell

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Season 2, Episode 19	Season 2, Episode 15
Season 1, Episode 10	Season 2, Episode 07

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Captain Tidwell Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 4: - Not For Nothing

Detective Henry Villanon: [weeping] I just want my Abby!
Captain Tidwell: Who's Abby?
Detective Henry Villanon: My wife. Leaving me. That's the first time I said it out loud.
Captain Tidwell: Wife number?
Detective Henry Villanon: One... and only. I just want her back.
Captain Tidwell: [dismisses the other officers] I got this, guys. Yeah, the first one's the toughest. That's the one that usually leaves *you*. Let me show you something. [pulls out his wallet photos] Mia. Carly. Jasmine. Number three usually has a name like that, Jasmine, Amber, Jade. You'll see. Point is, all magnificent women. Insane, soul-crushing, magnificent women.
Detective Henry Villanon: I just want my Abby. I just want her back!
Captain Tidwell: Of course you do. But she's your first wife. First wives are like chicken pox. You gotta go through 'em when you're young. If you wait 'til you're older, you wind up sterile.

Season 2 / Episode 4: - Not For Nothing

Captain Tidwell: I know that pain. But I also know something that dulls it. Tullamore Dew, The Afghan Whigs and many, many, many strippers.

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