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	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Stan's Trial Kai: Stanley Tweedle deserves to be punished. But sentencing him to be tortured is an act of vengeance, not justice. An act of pure barbarism. Grand Prosecutor Jihana: Where the 600 billion shown mercy? Kai: Inflicting more pain insults the lost souls as they are all dead. It cannot be argued that they would get any satisfaction from his torture. Grand Prosecutor Jihana: How dare you speak for the dead. Kai: I am well qualified to speak for the dead.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Giga Shadow Zev Bellringer: Kai, I want you to live. To really live! Kai: I suggest you modify your wants.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - I Worship His Shadow Kai: In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Tweedle: [On Lyekka] She's quite a woman. Kai: Quite a plant. 790: Compared to Xevariffic, she's a two. A two at best!
	Unknown Episode: Mantrid: [With a voice gradually getting higher] I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe! Xev Bellringer: And we destroyed you!
	Unknown Episode: Xev Bellringer: I want to do it. Kai: Do what? Xev Bellringer: "It". I want to do "it" with you. Kai: I suspect you mean sex. Xev Bellringer: Exactly. Kai: My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years. Xev Bellringer: My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to do! Kai: Xev, you are clearly desirable and beautiful, but to me, sex is just an intellectual concept. Xev Bellringer: I don't care if you're dead! I don't care if you can only appreciate this in your mind! I have a hyperactive libido and I need it NOW! I can't do this alone! Kai: I can't do it at all. Xev Bellringer: I hate you. Xev Bellringer: I HATE YOU!
	Unknown Episode: 790: Tweedle, you give carbon molecules a bad name!
	Unknown Episode: Xev Bellringer: You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had.
	Unknown Episode: The Lexx: I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. The food was good there. My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him.
	Unknown Episode: Kai: The dead do not poo.
	Unknown Episode: Kai: I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy.
	Unknown Episode: Kai: [insane] I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and apparently the fun never ends!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Kazan: We were meant to be partners in greatness! Your home will be the entire universe, aboard the Lexx, with me at your side! We'll be the crew, you and me! Be bold, Zev, don't compromise yourself with sentiment! Together we can own the universe! You know this is what you want! You are one of the chosen, we both are! Seize your fate! Zev Bellringer: Can't we just have sex instead?
	Unknown Episode: Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen... but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins.
	Unknown Episode: 790: [singing] If I only had an arm, I'd be more than just a head. If I only had an arm, I would strangle Tweedle dead!
	Unknown Episode: Zev Bellringer: What kind of robot are you? 790: I am a robot that wants to live in your underpants.
	Unknown Episode: 790: [watching Xev sleep] On a branch there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a bed there is a body, hot and ripe for...
	Unknown Episode: 790: [singing] If I only had a body, I'd get to be Xev's hunky man. If I only had a body, I'd get to pummel Stan!
	Unknown Episode: Kai: You might consider abandoning Lyekka on this planet. Stanley Tweedle: But I like her... when she's not hungry anyway.
	Unknown Episode: Xev Bellringer: The Brunnen-G discovered eternal life, but they all died. You were the only one to survive. Kai: I did not survive.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Tweedle: That hurts! Prince: Does it? Stanley Tweedle: Yes, it does! It hurts! Prince: I'm very good with pain.
	Unknown Episode: 791: You're not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle... in my pizzle!
	Unknown Episode: 790: 29 hours of necrophilia-filled fun!
	Unknown Episode: 790: [performing a medical analysis of Stanley] There does not appear to be anything wrong with him, aside from being utterly repulsive in every way.

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