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	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Hell Homeless Man: The children were sleeping all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads. What the hell is a sugar plum?
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Hell Homeless Man: My sugar plums aren't dancing. They're about to freeze right off.
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Hell Alexandra Cabot: [looking at pictures of the children armies] The rifles are bigger than the kids.
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Hell Storekeeper: I can spot a booster from a mile away, so I threw her out before she could steal anything. I checked her panda on the way out. Detective Elliot Stabler: You checked what, her panda? Storekeeper: Her backpack.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Hothouse Detective Elliot Stabler: There's rice all over the floor. Did he make you eat down here too? Katrina Lychkoff: No, he had us kneel on it. It's not so bad at first, but then it starts to cut into your skin. [shows her knees with old rice grain indentions]
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Hothouse Jennifer Banks: [being hauled off by the bailiffs] Let go of me you stupid morons!
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Hothouse A.D.A. Gil: I pulled a couple of all nighters and the only thing I murdered at the end of it was my pillow. Detective Olivia Benson: I knew a cop who worked double homicide for 41 hours straight, went home and went to bed. He had an asthma attack and reached for his inhaler, he grabbed his service revolver instead. He put it in his mouth and blew his brains out.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Wildlife Detective Olivia Benson: Doctor, how is he? Dr. Parnell: One bullet went through and through, missed all vital organs, I extracted the other from his bicep. Detective Olivia Benson: ...So, he'll make a full recovery? Dr. Parnell: He's already asked to go home, twice.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Wildlife Detective Elliot Stabler: [sees an empty cage] So where's the tiger? Andre Bushido: [opens his mouth revealing blood on his teeth] He's a tasty one, isn't he? Detective Elliot Stabler: [pauses then puts a piece of the meat in his mouth] I never enjoyed tiger meat before.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Wildlife Andre Bushido: [being hauled off] You're dead, Mike! I'll kill you! Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah yeah yeah, you already killed me once.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - Swing Kathleen Stabler: Are you going to yell at me too? Bernie Stabler: Me? Your partner in crime?
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - Swing Detective Elliot Stabler: What the hell just happened? Detective Olivia Benson: Maybe God just remembered how cute you were as a carrot.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - Swing Detective Olivia Benson: Did you ever see a doctor? Bernie Stabler: You have to understand, in my day, eccentricity was tolerated, today they give you pills for everything.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Confession Lisa Deering (Rozanski, Kristen): [enters the Squad room wearing "domestic violence" bruising on eyes, cheeks, lips, arms; fighting tears] I love my husband, Detective. Sergeant John Munch: I know you do, Lisa. Lisa Deering (Rozanski, Kristen): And I don't wanna be here... I don't wanna do this, but I don't want to die! Sergeant John Munch: It's good to hear. Have a seat. Sergeant John Munch: [fading out] It's good that you came in, okay? It's the right thing, for you, and your husband, and your family...
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - Authority Merritt Rook: I look forward to working with you Ms Novak. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go post my bail.
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - Authority Detective Elliot Stabler: The Milgram Experiment. Merritt Rook: You've done your homework. Yes, only this time its for real.
	Season 9 / Episode 17: - Authority Merritt Rook: You, Elliot Stabler, are a true human being.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Dr. Melinda Warner: How'd you know to ask Ashley about the mole? Detective Olivia Benson: She remembered. Dr. Melinda Warner: But you couldn't have known she was right. Detective Olivia Benson: I saw it... when he had me in the basement. Dr. Melinda Warner: Olivia, did he rape you? Detective Olivia Benson: It's the closest I've ever come.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: He almost killed me. Russell Hunter: He didn't know you were a cop. Detective Olivia Benson: And that gives him the right to attack me? Russell Hunter: The law gives Officer Harris every right to strike an inmate to force compliance. Detective Olivia Benson: But not the right to try and rape me! Lowell Harris: She's lying. Detective Olivia Benson: You raped Ashley Tyler and you murdered her mother.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Lowell Harris: I go where I'm told. Detective Olivia Benson: You go where you're not gonna get your ass kicked. Lowell Harris: What are you talking about? Detective Olivia Benson: I read your evaluations. They dumped you at Sealview because you didn't have the balls to handle men. Lowell Harris: Shut up. Detective Olivia Benson: You know what I think? I think you hate women. That's why you rape them and if you hate women so much that must mean that you like men. Lowell Harris: Shut up. Shut up you filthy whore, do you understand me? Detective Olivia Benson: Did I strike a nerve?
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: Hold on, I didn't get my shot yet. Matthew Parker: You'll get one later... maybe even two pricks.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Matthew Parker: Ooh, someone's been working out. Detective Olivia Benson: Don't you touch me like that.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: The hole is over in C-block. What are we doing down here? Lowell Harris: Shut up. Detective Olivia Benson: Captain, I'm sorry I freaked because of the outbreak, I apologize. Lowell Harris: Oh we're way past apologies now. Now shut up and do what you're told. Detective Olivia Benson: Don't. What do you want? Lowell Harris: What every guy wants. Detective Olivia Benson: Oh no, no no no... Lowell Harris: And you're gonna give it to me.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: Lowell Harris, you're under arrest for raping Ashley Tyler. Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: And the attempted murder of a police officer. Lowell Harris: You're a cop? Detective Olivia Benson: Who's the bitch now?
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Let her go now! Lowell Harris: Get the hell outta here! Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Police! Move away from her! Move away! Lowell Harris: She's trying to escape! Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: And you had to drop your pants to stop her?
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: If this is how I have to do my job, I will do it.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Lowell Harris: You must like it rough. Yeah, you oughta watch me now Detective Olivia Benson: Please don't! Lowell Harris: I'm gonna take my time with you.
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Olivia Benson: No, no, NO! Lowell Harris: Shut up! Detective Olivia Benson: No! Let go of me! LET GO OF ME! Lowell Harris: You bite me, and you're dead!
	Season 9 / Episode 15: - Undercover Detective Elliot Stabler: Captain, huh? You look more like a private to me.
	Season 9 / Episode 14: - Inconceivable Carol: [a walk-in donor thinks that he might be able to get $50,000 for his "Ivy-League" sperm] A hundred dollars per collection. Walk-in donor: That's a big pay gap, sexist really. Carol: Your procedure is much simpler, and you perform it... yourself.