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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
 | Season 14 / Episode 12: - Criminal Hatred Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [at a strip club] I'm confused about the naked fashion shows, if they don't have any clothes on... |
| Season 14 / Episode 12: - Criminal Hatred A.D.A. Rafael Barba: Find out if he has any female victims. Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [to Rollins] Back to Hunk Night. |
 | Season 14 / Episode 4: - Acceptable Loss Captain Donald Cragen: Nice to see the place didn't completely fall apart while I was gone. Detective Olivia Benson: It hasn't been the same without you. Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: I took a two week coffee break and nobody noticed. |
| Season 14 / Episode 4: - Acceptable Loss Captain Donald Cragen: [ordering the go-ahead on a bust] If they want to fire me, they know where to find me. |
| Season 14 / Episode 4: - Acceptable Loss Lieutenant Alexandra Eames: Isn't that what you do, get them to tell their story? Detective Olivia Benson: Sort of, except I don't tilt my head to the side when I do. [laughs] Lieutenant Alexandra Eames: I got that from my partner, it was his way of keeping eye contact with them. |
 | Season 14 / Episode 2: - Above Suspicion (2) Sergeant John Munch: Doctors are like cops, they don't like making promises. |
| Season 14 / Episode 2: - Above Suspicion (2) Sergeant John Munch: [to Fin] And you wonder why I'm into conspiracies, we're LIVING in one. |
| Season 14 / Episode 2: - Above Suspicion (2) Detective Olivia Benson: Let's go for a walk. Bureau Chief Paula Foster: Why? Detective Olivia Benson: Because I'm going to have to arrest you, and I don't want to do it in front of your daughter. |
 | Season 13 / Episode 8: - Educated Guess Detective Amanda Rollins: If Gia was raped, it's going to be hard as hell to make anyone to believe her. Detective Olivia Benson: And that makes her the perfect target. |
| Season 13 / Episode 8: - Educated Guess Sergeant John Munch: I don't think this guy premeditates, let alone thinks, we have a description, go back to Laguardia, find the girl. |
| Season 13 / Episode 8: - Educated Guess Detective Olivia Benson: Gia, a gun is not the answer. Gia Eskas: Says a woman who wears one on her hip. Detective Olivia Benson: Yeah and I've had a lot of trouble. I've been stabbed, I've been assaulted, and my gun didn't save me. |
| Season 13 / Episode 8: - Educated Guess Detective Amanda Rollins: You said you were assaulted? Something happened to me on the job, that's why I had to get out of there. Detective Olivia Benson: Someone you work with? Detective Amanda Rollins: It wasn't anything worth pursuing. Detective Olivia Benson: That's how they win. We're not going to let that happen to Gia. |
 | Season 13 / Episode 6: - True Believers Sergeant John Munch: Counselor Ellis. Bayard Ellis: Have we met? Sergeant John Munch: Sergeant John Munch. I admire your second act. Bayard Ellis: Um, I'm not sure I get the joke. Sergeant John Munch: I'm not joking. [Belzer as Munch and Braugher as Det. Frank Pembleton, a different character, co-starred on Homicide: Life on the Street] |
 | Season 12 / Episode 23: - Delinquent Detective Elliot Stabler: I don't touch children. I protect them. |
 | Season 12 / Episode 19: - Bombshell Detective Elliot Stabler: This is my wife Olivia. I am Elliot. |
| Season 12 / Episode 19: - Bombshell Detective Olivia Benson: Well, Elliot and I have been into each other for so long that we decided to spread our wings a little. |
| Season 12 / Episode 19: - Bombshell Cassandra Davina: I can't believe you've arrested me, I'm a victim. Detective Elliot Stabler: You're a con artist. Sit down. |
| Season 12 / Episode 19: - Bombshell Cassandra Davina: You know what? I knew you were smarter than all the rest. Detective Elliot Stabler: You really can't help yourself, can you? |
| Season 12 / Episode 19: - Bombshell Detective Olivia Benson: It's still incest. Detective Elliot Stabler: "Twincest". |
 | Season 12 / Episode 8: - Penetration Detective Elliot Stabler: She's not going to be happy until I'm dead. |
| Season 12 / Episode 8: - Penetration FBI Agent Dana Lewis: The PAT's plan was to spark a revolution by killing a cop. And you guys served up that state trooper on a silver platter. Then, after all of New York's finest would attend the funeral, they would just blow everybody else up. Detective Elliot Stabler: Hey, hey. I don't have a good track record with you and explosives. [Nervously hands grenade back to her] FBI Agent Dana Lewis: Oh relax Nancy. The pin is in it. |
| Season 12 / Episode 8: - Penetration Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Don't drink the Kool-Aid, Munch. |
| Season 12 / Episode 8: - Penetration FBI Agent Dana Lewis: I need you to run this rape kit as a Jane Doe. Detective Olivia Benson: Who's the victim? FBI Agent Dana Lewis: Me. |
| Season 12 / Episode 8: - Penetration Detective Elliot Stabler: Control include that van you were in getting blown up? FBI Agent Dana Lewis: That was an unscheduled boom-boom which wouldn't have happened had you bozos not sicced the state trooper on us. |
 | Season 12 / Episode 7: - Trophy Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Morgue missing any bodies? Kevin: All DBs present and accounted for. Detective Elliot Stabler: Hold on. What's this guy doing? Kevin: How the hell I miss that? |
 | Season 12 / Episode 4: - Merchandise Dr. Melinda Warner: Fractures of the zygomatic socket, scapula, radius and ulna. Detective Elliot Stabler: Well it makes sense. We've got witnesses who saw our Jane Doe get hit by a cab, running out of the Farmers Market. Detective Olivia Benson: So why'd you call us in for a traffic fatality? Dr. Melinda Warner: Because I know how to do my job - I was shot in the lung, not the head. |
| Season 12 / Episode 4: - Merchandise Detective Elliot Stabler: How'd Huang take the bad news? Detective Odafin Tutuola: If I were you, I'd keep my distance. I didn't know he used that kind of language. |
| Season 12 / Episode 4: - Merchandise Captain Donald Cragen: [about the father] Well, the only thing he's guilty of is poor judgment. A lot of kids get jobs, Elliot. Detective Elliot Stabler: Well, whatever happened to a childhood? Captain Donald Cragen: The work was legal, cut him loose. Detective Olivia Benson: Should I call Child Services to have them pick up the daughters? Captain Donald Cragen: They're not abused, they're clean and well-fed. Detective Elliot Stabler: And homeless. Captain Donald Cragen: Which isn't a criminal act, and I'm not separating this family for anything less. |
| Season 12 / Episode 4: - Merchandise Detective Elliot Stabler: No lights, no sirens, if we spook them, they'll put those kids down. |
 | Season 12 / Episode 3: - Behave Detective Olivia Benson: Vicki, if I have to live with you for the next 20 years, I promise you he is never going to touch you again. |
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