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08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Detective Zach Nichols: [Last lines]
Detective Zach Nichols: That's why I never had kids. Empty vessels that Daddy fills with love, compassion, empathy... 'cause you get a - a me... or a him. Oops.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Detective Alexandra Eames: [to Detective Nichols] You're starting to remind me of someone.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Detective Zach Nichols: [referring to past radical movements] Disaffected teenagers. They didn't know Karl Marx from Groucho, but they liked the action.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Brigitte Kaspers: [throwing Axel Kaspers' words back at him] "A revolution is not a dinner party." You were teaching; I was listening.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Axel Kaspers: I'm just an agent of change.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Detective Alexandra Eames: [about a book Kaspers bought for a child] "The Wretched of the Earth." Was the bookstore all out of "Charlotte's Web"?
Axel Kaspers: [earnestly] Do you know the book? Can anyone know that book without being moved to pity - to take action?
Detective Alexandra Eames: Yeah, I never step on spiders any more.
08x16 - Revolution Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution

Detective Zach Nichols: "Pig's system is death. Murder must answer murder. We have started the revolution last night." It's not very good English.
Agent Carmen Martino: It's not supposed to be an SAT exam.
Detective Zach Nichols: It could be a native Spanish speaker or a German. Some language where the present perfect is the same as the simple past.
Detective Alexandra Eames: You're starting to remind me of someone.
Captain Danny Ross: This one's taller.
08x15 - Alpha Dog Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog

Detective Robert Goren: [referring to the murder victim] He embraced good causes.
Detective Alexandra Eames: He also embraced any woman who got close enough for a smell test.
08x15 - Alpha Dog Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog

Duke Degarel: [introducing the police to his wife] And these are Detectives Goblin and, um...
Detective Alexandra Eames: Goren and Eames.
08x15 - Alpha Dog Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog

Detective Robert Goren: I think his rage was greater than his desire.
08x15 - Alpha Dog Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog

Detective Robert Goren: [looking at a movie poster] "Venefica"... Ancient Roman sorceresses - they killed men by the act of love.
08x15 - Alpha Dog Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog

Amy Townsend: An earring whore.
08x14 - Major Case Season 8 / Episode 14: - Major Case

Detective Zach Nichols: [looking at victim's keepsake photo, then sighing] Grace kept this on her pillow, like it was a dream - some place to get away from all this.
Detective Alexandra Eames: I heard you got away for a few years. You feeling some kind of kindred spirit?
Detective Zach Nichols: Nah, I try to avoid transferrential relationships with dead people - it's always so one-sided.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Robert Goren: Carl Jung believed that... rage is the... um... female side of our nature. Anima - an aggregate of all the women in our lives. Gives us strength. Makes us strong.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Alexandra Eames: [looks under sheet, at murder victim's groin] So where is his - ?
Detective Robert Goren: Killer might've taken it. Fetish.
Detective Robert Goren: [looks out at beach, sea, and sky] Seagulls are always hungry.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Faith Yancy: I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
Detective Robert Goren: You just did.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Bartender: They had white wine and bourbon. I never forget a drink.
Detective Robert Goren: [referring to Eames] She likes wine, huh?
Bartender: She was the bourbon.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Robert Goren: [poking around ADA Mulroney's office, delightedly] Is this a *closet*?
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Harry Mulrooney: [referring to his late wife] Adele, she was scary.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Robert Goren: [apparently tipsy, to ADA Mulrooney] You might as well be working in traffic court!
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Robert Goren: [looking in ADA Mulrooney's bedroom closet] It's like two different people live here.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Alexandra Eames: It won't be pleasant for me.
Detective Robert Goren: Mm-mmm.
Detective Alexandra Eames: It's about getting *him*, right?
Detective Robert Goren: Mm-hmm.
Detective Alexandra Eames: So what's the problem.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Kevin Mulrooney: You're looking for a woman.
Detective Robert Goren: We found a woman.
08x11 - Lady's Man Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man

Detective Robert Goren: She's a big girl. Confident. Struts her stuff.
08x10 - Salome In Manhattan Season 8 / Episode 10: - Salome In Manhattan

Detective Megan Wheeler: *God*, I'm glad I went to public school.
07x17 - Vanishing Act Season 7 / Episode 17: - Vanishing Act

Dean Holiday: You ask any true magician: There is always a trick.
07x17 - Vanishing Act Season 7 / Episode 17: - Vanishing Act

Jacob Green: [about Miles Stone and his act] He called it "the new magic."
07x17 - Vanishing Act Season 7 / Episode 17: - Vanishing Act

Carmine: [to a small, lackadaisical audience] Thank you, thank you. You all come in the same cab?
07x17 - Vanishing Act Season 7 / Episode 17: - Vanishing Act

Detective Alexandra Eames: How'd you find her, craigslist?
Carmine: Who's Craig?
07x17 - Vanishing Act Season 7 / Episode 17: - Vanishing Act

Detective Robert Goren: It's the classic misdirect, right?


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