Law & Order: Criminal Intent
![]() | Season 10 / Episode 5: - Trophy Wine Detective Alexandra Eames: [encountering an unexpected presence] Juliet!... And her Romeo. |
![]() | Season 10 / Episode 5: - Trophy Wine Detective Robert Goren: [talking to Dr. Geisen] A man of my age... single a long time... with all of my problems... |
![]() | Season 10 / Episode 5: - Trophy Wine Detective Robert Goren: [referring to Alex Eames] She's like a sister to me. |
![]() | Season 10 / Episode 4: - The Last Street in Manhattan Detective Alexandra Eames: I tried Proust in college; I gave up after the first million pages. Detective Robert Goren: It picks up after the second million pages. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 13: - The Mobster Will See You Now Detective Zach Nichols: How does the 'net always find out everything before we do? |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 3: - Broad Channel Jackie Dooley: De mortuis nihil nisi bonum. Detective Zach Nichols: Speak no ill of the dead. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 2: - Puntland - Part 2 Detective Alexandra Eames: You think he's the money trail? Detective Robert Goren: I am going to try and find out. Detective Alexandra Eames: I really feel I should try to talk you out of this. Detective Robert Goren: But that's always been a wasted effort. Detective Alexandra Eames: Yeah, [pause] right. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 1: - Puntland - Part 1 Detective Robert Goren: [On the scene of Ross' murder, FBI agents are trying to stop Goren and Eames from seeing Ross' body] [Angrily] So he died covering for your little covert operation? Agent Stahl: Look no one regrets more than we do that... Detective Robert Goren: Oh come on, with the regrets! You can't keep us from him! We do what our boss tells us, and you're not our boss, our boss is over there. You're *not* gonna stop us! |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Zach Nichols: [Last lines] Detective Zach Nichols: That's why I never had kids. Empty vessels that Daddy fills with love, compassion, empathy... 'cause you get a - a me... or a him. Oops. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Alexandra Eames: [to Detective Nichols] You're starting to remind me of someone. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Zach Nichols: [referring to past radical movements] Disaffected teenagers. They didn't know Karl Marx from Groucho, but they liked the action. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Brigitte Kaspers: [throwing Axel Kaspers' words back at him] "A revolution is not a dinner party." You were teaching; I was listening. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Axel Kaspers: I'm just an agent of change. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Alexandra Eames: [about a book Kaspers bought for a child] "The Wretched of the Earth." Was the bookstore out of "Charlotte's Web"? Axel Kaspers: [earnestly] Do you know the book? Can anyone know that book without being moved to take pity - to take action? Detective Alexandra Eames: Yeah, I never step on spiders any more. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Zach Nichols: "Pig's system is death. Murder must answer murder. We have started the revolution last night." It's not very good English. Agent Carmen Martino: It's not supposed to be an SAT exam. Detective Zach Nichols: It could be a native Spanish speaker or a German. Some language where the present perfect is the same as the simple past. Detective Alexandra Eames: You're starting to remind me of someone. Captain Danny Ross: This one's taller. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Alexandra Eames: Boobytrap? Detective Zach Nichols: Kidnap a banker, kill a cop... Detective Alexandra Eames: Did you just save our lives? Detective Zach Nichols: You can buy breakfast. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Agent Carmen Martino: Shelley's address doesn't exist, her social security number is a phony. Did you get anything from her? Detective Zach Nichols: Yeah, our girl never wears lipstick, and she lives near a bar. Agent Carmen Martino: How many bars could there be in New York City? Detective Zach Nichols: Four million. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Captain Danny Ross: ...An improvised high explosive. Detective Zach Nichols: So unless this woman is planning to bleach her hair and remove her nail polish while she's cleaning bricks... Agent Carmen Martino: She's building one hell of a bomb. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Revolution Detective Alexandra Eames: Have you seen the Internet? They have a fan group on Facebook. Captain Danny Ross: Yeah, we're not joining it. NYPD / FBI just put out this statement. Detective Zach Nichols: [reading] "Despite the rhetoric, these are nothing but common criminals." Detective Alexandra Eames: Oh, the bad guys write sexier statements than we do. Captain Danny Ross: But we're not insane. Detective Zach Nichols: [continues reading] "There's no need to overreact. City and federal authorities have the situation well under control." If I were them, I'd want to prove this wrong. Agent Carmen Martino: We're taking all necessary safety precautions. What do you think we should be saying, detective? Detective Zach Nichols: That communism is dead and they're trying to replace a flawed system with a failed one. Agent Carmen Martino: You want to have a political science seminar? |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog Detective Robert Goren: [referring to the murder victim] He embraced good causes. Detective Alexandra Eames: He also embraced any woman who got close enough for a smell test. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog Duke Degarel: [introducing the police to his wife] And these are Detectives Goblin and, um... Detective Alexandra Eames: Goren and Eames. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog Detective Robert Goren: I think his rage was greater than his desire. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog Detective Robert Goren: [looking at a movie poster] "Venefica"... Ancient Roman sorceresses - they killed men by the act of love. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 15: - Alpha Dog Amy Townsend: An earring whore. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 14: - Major Case Detective Zach Nichols: [looking at victim's keepsake photo, then sighing] Grace kept this on her pillow, like it was a dream - some place to get away from all this. Detective Alexandra Eames: I heard you got away for a few years. You feeling some kind of kindred spirit? Detective Zach Nichols: Nah, I try to avoid transferrential relationships with dead people - it's always so one-sided. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man Detective Robert Goren: Carl Jung believed that... rage is the... um... female side of our nature. Anima - an aggregate of all the women in our lives. Gives us strength. Makes us strong. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man Detective Alexandra Eames: [looks under sheet, at murder victim's groin] So where is his - ? Detective Robert Goren: Killer might've taken it. Fetish. Detective Robert Goren: [looks out at beach, sea, and sky] Seagulls are always hungry. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man Faith Yancy: I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Detective Robert Goren: You just did. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man Bartender: They had white wine and bourbon. I never forget a drink. Detective Robert Goren: [referring to Eames] She likes wine, huh? Bartender: She was the bourbon. |
![]() | Season 8 / Episode 11: - Lady's Man Detective Robert Goren: [poking around ADA Mulroney's office, delightedly] Is this a *closet*? |











