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 | Season 2 / Episode 21: - Haunted House Shirley Feeney: [to Laverne about Rosie] You're Shirley Temple, she's the Masonic Temple. |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Haunted House Shirley Feeney: I'm not going here, do you know where this is? Laverne DeFazio: Where? Shirley Feeney: This is the Old Ramsdale Manor. Laverne DeFazio: So? Shirley Feeney: So it's haunted. My brothers warned me about that place when I was a little girl. Laverne DeFazio: Shirl, your brothers also warned you about petting and that didn't stop you. Shirley Feeney: This is different Laverne, my brothers used to whisper in my ear BEWARE THE LEGEND OF THE RAMSDALE HAIRY THING! Laverne DeFazio: Your brothers whispered awfully loud! |
| Season 2 / Episode 21: - Haunted House Shirley Feeney: [sees a skull, screams] This person didn't leave here alive. Laverne DeFazio: Shirl, it's a knick-knack. Shirley Feeney: It's a skull! Laverne DeFazio: Does it have hair? Is it a hairy thing? Shirley Feeney: No. Laverne DeFazio: Then we're staying. |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - Drive! She Said Shirley Feeney: [yelling out the window] Laverne DeFazio is scared to drive! [walks away] Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney's middle name is Willamina! [walks away] Shirley Feeney: [goes to the window] Laverne DeFazio went to the prom with her cousin! [walks away] Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney stuffs her bra with socks! |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - Drive! She Said Shirley Feeney: [shouting out the window] Laverne DeFazio's not afraid to drive! Laverne DeFazio: [shouting out the window] Shirley Feeney doesn't stuff her bra with socks... anymore! |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Nun's Story Shirley Feeney: Lenny's still talking to Anne Marie. Laverne DeFazio: He's confessing, Shirl! |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Nun's Story Shirley Feeney: We laughed at the same things now we laughed at in high school. Laverne DeFazio: Yeah we laughed because they're still funny. |
| Unknown Episode: Shirley Feeney: Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own! Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'. |
| Unknown Episode: Shirley Feeney: Laverne... Laverne De Fazio: Hmm? Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful. Laverne De Fazio: What? Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her? Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers! |
| Unknown Episode: Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher! Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart? Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it! |
| Unknown Episode: Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear? Shirley Feeney: Is there something wrong with this? Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does. Laverne De Fazio: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street. |
| Unknown Episode: Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud! Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either. |
| Unknown Episode: Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again? Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face. Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit! |
| Unknown Episode: Shirley Feeney: I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne De Fazio: You vo-dee-OH... |
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