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	Season 5 / Episode 19: - Three Weddings and a Funeral (Part 2) Delinda: Polly, what's wrong? Polly Nguyen: Oooooh, Polly sick! Feel terrible! Feel like get kick in uterus by donkey!
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - Win, Place, Bingo Polly Nguyen: Hey, outta my way, assbag!
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - Win, Place, Bingo Mike Cannon: How fast were you going? Danny: Not that fast. Polly Nguyen: Not fast enough! I dilate eight centimeter. I look like a large mouth bass down there. [Makes a fish-mouth face]
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - 2 on 2 Delinda: His ankle seems to be fine now. Polly Nguyen: Oh, kim-chee treatment always work. Also good for rough sex. And good for chlamydia! You ever have that? No? Discharge. Nasty.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Secrets, Lies and Lamaze Polly Nguyen: I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How much. Polly Nguyen: You say how much. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Five hundred. Polly Nguyen: No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A thousand, come on. Polly Nguyen: Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Secrets, Lies and Lamaze Polly Nguyen: We be here all day, you told me ten minute. I going to punch you in the ovary.
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Secrets, Lies and Lamaze Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh thank God that's over. Polly Nguyen: Yeah, start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Glass Is Always Cleaner Yogi: If you drink any more water, Polly, you're gonna throw up. Do you wanna throw up? Polly Nguyen: No, but it hotter than Rush Limbaugh scrotum in polyester pant! Danny: What is this? Polly Nguyen: Hot Yoga. Tell Delinda it make you bendy.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Glass Is Always Cleaner A.J. Cooper: How long have you worked here, Polly? Polly Nguyen: Long enough to see plenty hot young girl turn into stinky old skank. A.J. Cooper: Thank you for sharing.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Glass Is Always Cleaner Polly Nguyen: Polly: Do we have appointment? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No, I wanted to see how my good friend is. Polly Nguyen: She chip nail bowling with new owner. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh, maybe I could play next time? Polly Nguyen: If you want be friend with Polly, suck up to tall handsome cowboy, it too late. He dumping me like first wife with pink part too big like Grand Canyon.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Wagers Of Sin Polly: I have lost the will to work. Sam Marquez: You're Korean. Polly: Hard to believe, I know.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Wagers Of Sin Polly Nguyen: After I find new boyfriend, I work, maybe six month. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How about if I get Chul Ho back for you. Polly Nguyen: No way. He go to L.A., already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty bounce quarter off and big hooter, plastic.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - White Christmas Polly Nguyen: You so tense! Polly melt tension like butter on penis.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - White Christmas Polly Nguyen: Sam would be very angry with me if you not let me give you special treatment. Big Ed: Yep. Polly Nguyen: Sam funny girl. Nice little butt. Good shape. You like little butt, Eddie? Big Ed: Oh yeah. [coughs] Polly Nguyen: Maybe we have a three way. Big Ed: Hmm?
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - White Christmas Polly Nguyen: You have nice toes. My boyfriend ugly toe, but he big like horse! [Holds up forearm with fist] I call him 'Meat'. Big Ed: Thanks for sharing, Polly. Polly Nguyen: Sometimes he bangy bangy bangy, you know my head banging against wall, hurt so good you know? [laughs]
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Story of Owe Ed Deline: And tell Warren I don't want another Akron! Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Why, what happened in Akron? Ed Deline: Unprofessional conduct.
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Story of Owe Polly Nguyen: Mani, pedi, waxing, always busy. Then I meet Chul Ho. He have good job. Make part for spa no one else make, very rich, and he hung like donkey. He use finger special way. Not regular place, not back door. In between. It feel so good. You want me show you?
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - The Story of Owe Delinda: Polly, do you have a minute? Polly Nguyen: Sure! Oh, Delinda look nice, breast perky, men like. Me like, too, you know. Delinda: Actually, I have a man-related question for you. I heard you just moved in with a guy? Polly Nguyen: Oh, Chul Ho! Sam tell you how he use finger, find V-Spot? Delinda: No. I was just wondering, I mean, Danny and I are sort of thinking about living together and, are you guys glad you did? Polly Nguyen: Oh, happy like clam. Bearded clam! That joke. But living with Chul Ho make tired, too. You know, hide salami every minute, do you like that? Delinda: Well I don't know about every minute. Polly Nguyen: I get home now so Chul Ho do Abraham Lincoln. You know, I play slave, he free me, his favorite!
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - Fidelity, Security, Delivery Sam Marquez: The sun always rises in the east, you always get hungry a half hour after you eat Chinese food and Mary Connell always loves Danny McCoy
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Cash Springs Eternal Mary Connell: [to Sam and Delinda] Hey, have you guys seen Danny? Sam Marquez: No, it's not my turn to watch him.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Cash Springs Eternal Sheryl: Danny, I want you Sheryl: to be Mr. July.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Cash Springs Eternal Sheryl: Danny, I want you... Sheryl: ...to be Mr. July.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Lyle & Substance Polly Nguyen: You no hear? He provide special treatment. Mary Connell: Like some new kind of massage therapy? Polly Nguyen: No. Get them on table, you know, visit Forbidden City, let fingers do walking, shake hands with bald man in boat, whole nine yard! Mary Connell: He... he can't do that! [pause] Do they want him to? Polly Nguyen: Girls I see no look like victim, look like win LOTTO!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Lyle & Substance Polly Nguyen: You finished with Travis? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah. Polly Nguyen: He mow your lawn? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No. It was a great massage, but he didn't do anything inappropriate. I think he knows I work here. Polly Nguyen: No, he doesn't! I just heard two more hot chicks talk. First girl, two explosion! None for you too bad. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Doesn't make any sense. I was laying on the table. Naked. Me! Polly Nguyen: You want me touch you down there? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: [considers it] No, no thanks. Polly Nguyen: Look on bright side. No have to fire him! Ok, I love you!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Urban Legends Jimmie Johnson: [about Delinda] That girl scares me. Mary Connell: That girl scares a lot of people.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Bait and Switch Mike Cannon: For me to get close to a woman, there has to be an emotional connection. Danny: Oh, that's the gayest thing I ever heard
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Down And Dirty Martin: You know it's like when Sonny was talking to his brother in "The Godfather". Ed Deline: Never saw it. Martin: Ed, it's a classic!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - For Sail By Owner (2) Mary Connell: [Mike is in the hospital with a concussion] Hey Mike how are ya? Mike Cannon: I feel like I got hit in the head with a 2 by 4. What happened? Mary Connell: You got hit in the head with a 2 by 4.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Everything Old Is You Again Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I make it a point to know about anyone that affects me. Danny: How do I affect you? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: So far, a mild tingling sensation. I'm Sam.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Everything Old Is You Again Danny: So, you'll be a Casino Hostess? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, OK. Danny: That's good. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Thanks. Danny: Good idea.

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