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5x14 Secrets, Lies and Lamaze
First Aired: Jan. 18, 2008 on NBC
Summary: In an effort to get rid of a pesty teenager belonging to a whale, Piper makes the mistake of allowing her one spin on a slot machine. When the gaming commission comes after Piper, Cooper bails her out with $1 million, surprising his staff. Meanwhile, Sam and Polly are ordered to attend… |
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Episode Quotes
Polly Nguyen: I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How much.
Polly Nguyen: You say how much.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Five hundred.
Polly Nguyen: No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A thousand, come on.
Polly Nguyen: Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How much.
Polly Nguyen: You say how much.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Five hundred.
Polly Nguyen: No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A thousand, come on.
Polly Nguyen: Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.
Polly Nguyen: We be here all day, you told me ten minute. I going to punch you in the ovary.
Polly Nguyen: [On being told by a female judge she must attend traffic court] Oh, no, preeze ma'am. I give you free wax. Mustache. You need.
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