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	Season 3 / Episode 9: - First Date, Last Date Tessa: [Rocky helping Tessa get ready for a date] What would I do without you? Rocky: You'd be just fine.
	Unknown Episode: Stephen: [while surfing] You've gotta be aware of everyone else around you. Kristen: I'm not good at that!
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: Steephaaaannn!
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other? Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes. Lauren Bosworth: Really? Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married. Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends. Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like. Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen. Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies. Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school. Lauren Conrad: That's sweet. Jen: They would.
	Unknown Episode: Lo's Mom: Lo it's not a fashion show... Lauren Bosworth: Every day's a fashion show mom.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Conrad: The boys are planning on going to the dance for like half an hour then going straight to the after party and "getin' some" and were planning on... showing off our dresses
	Unknown Episode: Stephen Coletti: You look real good, keep dancing on the bar SLUT!
	Unknown Episode: Trey Phillips: [to a midget] What? You wanna go?
	Unknown Episode: Jason Wahler: You look really cute. Lauren Conrad: Thank you. Jason Wahler: You wanna go to the hot tub? Jason Wahler: That was the cutest thing I've seen in my entire life. Lauren Conrad: What? Jason Wahler: You.
	Unknown Episode: Jessica Smith: What's wrong, Jason? Jason Wahler: It's just the way you're acting. Jessica Smith: How am I acting? Jason Wahler: [in a stoned voice] I don't know, you tell me?
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Bosworth: Well, Kristin just about hates us. Lauren Conrad: No, Kristin hates me but that's okay.
	Unknown Episode: Stephen Coletti: [to Kristin] What am I suppose to be? Happy to see you or something?
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: Jessica, he's cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!
	Unknown Episode: Alex Hooser: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car. Kristin Cavalleri: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad. You're Buddhist, you believe in that.
	Unknown Episode: Talan Torriero: [Taylor and Talan are talking] I love you... well, I don't love you... I L-U-V you.
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: My car is Dunzo!
	Unknown Episode: Alex Hooser: What's the saying? Don't hate the player, hate the game? Jessica Smith: Um... don't hate the game, hate the player. Alex Hooser: I hate the fucking game.
	Unknown Episode: Talan Torriero: [after being told that Kristin went to meet Stephen] Oh, great. It's just "closure". "Closure" was last week.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Conrad: I think it's more like purses actually. You're always gonna have that one boy that your always comfortable with and you always kinda like, right? Thats your purse that you wear everywhere, right? Then you have a gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with. Jen: Yeah but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole. Lauren Conrad: Or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like, but you don't really want to be seen with.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Conrad: How would you feel if I kissed my ex-boyfriend right in front of you? [sarcastically] But I was sorry.
	Unknown Episode: Dieter: Hold it. Just hold it.
	Unknown Episode: Alex: I'm trying to make you smile. Jason Wahler: You are making me smile.
	Unknown Episode: Jen: Hey, Lauren. what comes before Part B? Lauren Conrad: Part A? Ohh! Ha ha!
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: Every day of our lives here we would say, "Oh, great, it's the same thing every night." I really wish we didn't do that.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Conrad: You like, ruined everything. You know that, right? Jason Wahler: Yeah.
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: Cheers to the last winter formal biznasss! Alex Hooser: One more dance together, my dahling.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Bosworth: Eww, what's in this? Stephen Coletti: I think that's all the meat and hot dogs. Lauren Bosworth: Will you cook me a hot dog? Stephen Coletti: No. Lauren Bosworth: Please help me. Stephen Coletti: Yeah, I'll cook you a weiner. Lauren Bosworth: [laughs] Excuse me? Stephen Coletti: Some poor man is going to marry you.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Bosworth: [to Talan] You just got a facial? Talan, why did you do that?
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Bosworth: You whorebag!
	Unknown Episode: Kristin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.

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