Stuart Markowitz

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Michael Tucker
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Stuart Markowitz Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Splatoon Stuart Markowitz: I said no fire! You want us all to be killed in our sleep? Douglas Brackman, Jr.: Painted, not killed, Stuart. Worse case scenario: we get painted in our sleep. Stuart Markowitz: And you think that's nothing? Tell that to the Cobras. Jonathan Rollins: You killed FOUR more guys? Stuart Markowitz: I'm going back out on recon. Jonathan, get two hours sleep. Douglas, you stand guard. Get up in the tree so you won't fall asleep. Douglas Brackman, Jr.: What? I'm not climbing any tree. Stuart Markowitz: Get in the tree, Douglas! I'll be back!
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Splatoon Referee: Here are your kill chips. You get killed, you hand it over to the guy who 'kills' you. You kill that guy, you take his chip. Any questions? Stuart Markowitz: Yeah, is there like a snack bar out there someplace?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Gibbon Take Angela Sipriano: You're going to find this interesting. Your original client was Mrs. Foster F. Troutman. He told her his middle name was Farrell. The one in Palm Springs is Mrs. Foster J. Troutman. He told her his middle named was James. The new ones I found are Mrs. Foster C for Charles, E for Errol, and K for Kenneth. Arnie Becker: Alphabetical order? Angela Sipriano: Exactly. Which means that there's most likely 11 of them. A, B, D, G, H, and I still unaccounted for. Stuart Markowitz: And what about L through Z? Arnie Becker: How the hell does he do it? Bee pollen? Angela Sipriano: While we're on that subject, what Mr. Foster does is that he takes their stuff. Jewelry, furs, etc., report them stolen, live off the insurance settlement, and he gives the exact same item to another wife as a gift. Stuart Markowitz: Boy oh boy, what I really want to do is be alone in an elevator for five minutes with this man! Angela Sipriano: So would I. But not for the same reason. I'd like to find out what the big attraction is.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The House of the Rising Flan Stuart Markowitz: I have a confession. I'm rich.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart Markowitz: Don't underestimate me, I'm amazing with mums. When I was at High School all of them had crushes on me, it was the daughters I had trouble with.
	Unknown Episode: Ann Kelsey: You thought you could buy me off with a few trinkets? Stuart Markowitz: Yes.

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