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Kyle XY

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	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Primary Colors Kyle: I just wanna say that I appreciate your trust in me, and that I wanna continue to built that trust. I hope you know that I plan on working hard at earning that honour of a date with your giraffe. Amanda Bloom: I think he means me, Mom. Carol Bloom: I would certainly hope so.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Primary Colors Kyle: I spent the day unable to be there for the people I cared about the most, yet everyone worked to help each other when I couldn't help them... or myself. The problem was never that I had taken on too much, or caused myself stress. It was only that I didn't see the simplest way to solve a problem is to be sure you have someone to help you.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Primary Colors Hillary: Once upon a time, Lori and Declan were Leclan. They were attached at the hip. And then suddenly, they weren't. Personally, I think they're meant to be. Stephen Trager: Where does my T.A. enter the picture? Hillary: Well, snarky Mark is a hottie in dork's clothing, but I don't think Lori is seeing this just yet. She has no idea their aggro-flirting is just thinly disguised sexual tension. Stephen Trager: Sexual what exactly are you talking about? Hillary: Sexual nothing. What I meant was, could you pass the sherry vinegar?
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Primary Colors Josh Trager: [referring to Kyle] He's like the Idiot King of Stupid Town.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Between The Rack and a Hard Place Amanda Bloom: I can't help it if all I want to do is be alone with you.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Lori Trager: [yelling at Declan] She beat me up.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Hillary: I try learn from Phill and Oprah, but everything comes out Springer.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Amanda Bloom: Sorry, I compared you to Charlie. Kyle: I should be the one apologizing. Amanda Bloom: It's just what I saw... Kyle: Was confusing. I know. But I promise you nothing physical was going on. I wouldn't lie to you.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Andy Jensen: It's perfect. Especially for our last day together.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Andy Jensen: And to kick things off, I think we should go upstairs and makeout.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Andy Jensen: You're acting weird. Josh Trager: I'm on top of you making out. What's weird about that? Andy Jensen: You're being hesitant. Guys aren't supposed to do hesitant. Josh Trager: I'm not being hesitant. Andy Jensen: Totally hesitant. Josh Trager: Would you stop using that word? Andy Jensen: I'm sorry. But it's true. Any other guy would have his hand half way to the promised land by now. Josh Trager: I'm trying to be respectful. Andy Jensen: No. Respect is the slow inching, waiting for me to swat your hand away. Respect is at least trying to go there. Unless you... Josh Trager: Unless I what? Andy Jensen: Unless you've never gone there before. Josh Trager: Ugh... Andy Jensen: Oh my god! You've never touched a boob before. Josh Trager: I've touched a boob before. Andy Jensen: A real one? Or one of those inflatable ones? Josh Trager: I've touched a boob before, okay? Just never one that... Andy Jensen: Never one that what? Josh Trager: Never one that mattered. Andy Jensen: My boobs matter? Josh Trager: Of course they matter. Why else would I put up with this humiliation?
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Lockdown Andy Jensen: Yeah... no. Andy Jensen: [Josh pulls Andy closer to him]
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Hands on a Hybrid Kyle: We were just talking. Amanda: If you had any idea how much of a guy you sound like right now.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Hands on a Hybrid Josh Trager: [reading shirt that Andy gave him] "I'm With Cancer Girl." It's awesome. You're awesome. Andy Jensen: You're pretty awesome too. Andy Jensen: Uhm... That's not how you do it.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Kyle: By threatening my friend and hurting my sister?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Josh Trager: [Jessi is being clingy to Kyle. Josh mumbling] New player on the field.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Declan McDonough: Trager, quuit messing around. Kyle: Lori, get out it's not safe. Declan McDonough: What's wrong? Kyle: ZZYZX. This is a way in. Declan McDonough: Lori, get the hell out of there!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Kyle: Are you okay? Declan McDonough: Just a little tight. I'm a bit claustrophobic. Kyle: Be careful.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Amanda: What character are you Jessi? Jessi XX: I've never watched Scooby-Doo.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Andy Jensen: What? Josh Trager: Nothing. Andy Jensen: Then, stop staring at me like that.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Lori Trager: This seemed like a good idea 4 beers ago.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Declan McDonough: Trager. Lori Trager: Where the hell have you guys been? Kyle: Lori, get out of there. Lori Trager: Kyle! Declan! Oh my god, get me out of here. Declan! Guys,can you hear me? Hello? Lori Trager: Kyle! Declan! Can you here me?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Lori Trager: Please don't be a crazy guy with an ax.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Andy Jensen: Too bad they don't have merit badges for playing porno video games. You'd be an eagle scout by now.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Kyle: I kissed Amanda. Declan McDonough: I knew it. You had this weird morning-after vibe. Kyle: I just can't figure out if we... Amanda: ...are a couple or not. Lori Trager: What you need is the kiss test. The first kiss is for romantic-comedy endings. Lori Trager: The second kiss is what defines the relationship.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Amanda: Aren't you coming? Kyle: I have to save Jessi. Amanda: I'll come with you. Kyle: No. I need you to be safe.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Amanda: Kyle? Where'd he go? Josh Trager: He went back in.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Andy Jensen: If you have something to say, forget the jokes, and man-up and say it.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Josh Trager: Andy, About what you said... Andy Jensen: Forget about it. Josh Trager: How am I supposed to do that? Andy Jensen: Easy. When you get the urge to talk about it, don't. Oh and do me a favor and don't tell anyone. Josh Trager: [Andy got up and walked away] Andy?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ghost in the Machine Kyle: I went back in and risked my life to get something I didn't get anyway. I could have died down there. I could have lost everything. I could have lost you.

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