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Knight Rider (1982)

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04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Michael Knight: I owe you one.
Devon Miles: Only one?
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

K.I.T.T.: What's the matter, Michael?
Michael Knight: What makes you think something's the matter?
K.I.T.T.: When music like this is on the radio, my steering wheel usually takes a beating.
Michael Knight: [sighs] I don't know, K.I.T.T., I'm just trying to decide whether I should go back to Lorenzo's boutique for men, pick up that jacket I saw.
K.I.T.T.: Do you need it?
Michael Knight: Well, it's not that I need it, I mean, nobody needs a black eelskin bomber jacket, that's not the point.
K.I.T.T.: What is the point?
Michael Knight: I want it... It matches my boots.
K.I.T.T.: You're boots are a long way from your jacket, do you think anyone will notice that they match?
Michael Knight: [exasperated] You'll never understand.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Claude Watkins: [about Harana] You've outdone yourself. She's ridiculous. Sexy, but ridiculous.
Donald Crane: Sex is never ridiculous, dear boy.
Claude Watkins: Exactly. I want to meet her before I leave.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Harana: [fortune telling] I see you in a world of untold treasures. I see you in a world no one has touched for centuries. The Lost City.
Claude Watkins: Do you have a map?
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

K.I.T.T.: My scanners show four people in the building, three of them wearing the receivers. The fourth is the girl who went to the party with you.
Michael Knight: Elizabeth. Are you sure?
K.I.T.T.: Unless she has a twin with identical DNA structure. And Michael, her heart rate is above normal. She's frightened.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Michael Knight: Thank you Devon, now it's time I had a heart to heart talk with Mr. Crane. [leaves]
Devon Miles: Hey, don't leave you're coffee!
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Harana: Correct me if I'm wrong but eh... it was not my charm that brought you back?
Michael Knight: You know that it wasn't.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Michael Knight: [faced with Harana's bodyguards] Well, my favorite tag team: Hulk Hogan and Sgt. Slaughter.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Michael Knight: [having just escaped from a collapsing building] Nice K.I.T.T., very, very nice.
K.I.T.T.: No applause, just a wash and wax please.
Michael Knight: [laughs] You got it.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: [RC's bike was left in the building] Yeah... and a new bike.
Michael Knight: Yeah, sorry about that.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Donald Crane: Well, to quote Blanche Dubois: I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Michael Knight: Hm, you're welcome, just tell me where the crown is.
04x21 - Knight of the Rising Sun Season 4 / Episode 21: - Knight of the Rising Sun

Michael Knight: Sorry, Harana, but a stolen crown never made a man a king or a woman a princess.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Hey that's good, Michael. What is that, eh... Shakespeare?
Michael Knight: Hm hm, Michael Knight.
04x20 - Fright Knight Season 4 / Episode 20: - Fright Knight

Taneka: You may think you have won. But you have yet to face the spirit of the kamikaze!"
04x20 - Fright Knight Season 4 / Episode 20: - Fright Knight

Michael Knight: O'Brien served with Devon on the allied command in Korea in the early fifties.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: You got any idea what kind of jackpot this guy is in?
Michael Knight: All I know is, we are not here to send K.I.T.T. to the far east and have him come back as a crate of ghetto blasters.
K.I.T.T.: Michael, you're analogy is quite disturbing.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Hey, don't worry, K.I.T.T. I am a strong advocate of buy American. I wouldn't buy you if you had a foreign label.
K.I.T.T.: That's very patriotic of you, RC.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Thanks, K.I.T.T.
K.I.T.T.: Now if you'd just work on your taste in music...
04x20 - Fright Knight Season 4 / Episode 20: - Fright Knight

'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Something tells me these... are the bad guys.
Michael Knight: Something tells me you're right.
04x20 - Fright Knight Season 4 / Episode 20: - Fright Knight

Nick O'Brien: Keep your eyes open, your backs covered and keep swinging, let's go!
04x20 - Fright Knight Season 4 / Episode 20: - Fright Knight

Michael Knight: You're rising sun just set, Tanega!
04x19 - Knight Flight to Freedom Season 4 / Episode 19: - Knight Flight to Freedom

Edward Kent: I'm Edward Kent, Miss Bennett's executive secretary. I encode 90 words a minute, I take shorthand at 120. I do not however make coffee, nor have I ever been chased around a desk.
04x19 - Knight Flight to Freedom Season 4 / Episode 19: - Knight Flight to Freedom

Devon Miles: [on videophone] Hello Michael, how are things in Hollywood this morning?
Michael Knight: A little rocky. Hitchcock would've loved it... we've got a saboteur on our hands.
Devon Miles: Well I'm glad you didn't say psycho.
Michael Knight: Maybe that too.
04x19 - Knight Flight to Freedom Season 4 / Episode 19: - Knight Flight to Freedom

Michael Knight: What's with the darkened windows, pal?
K.I.T.T.: This is Hollywood, Michael. I'm wearing my sunglasses.
04x19 - Knight Flight to Freedom Season 4 / Episode 19: - Knight Flight to Freedom

K.I.T.T.: And what's wrong with fast cars may I ask?
Slim: Everything. 'Raging Sky' was a western. How do you remake a western with cars playing horses?
K.I.T.T.: I've cleaned up a couple of Western towns in my day.
Buck: Hogwash!
04x19 - Knight Flight to Freedom Season 4 / Episode 19: - Knight Flight to Freedom

Michael Knight: [via video phone] Bonnie, put RC on will ya, I need him out here on this one.
Bonnie Barstow: Oh RC, what about me, Michael you know how much I love Westerns.
Bonnie Barstow: [impersonating John Wayne] Well, I know, pilgrim. Maybe I can get you one of those gutsy Maureen O'Hara roles.
'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: You know Michael, you do a great Jimmy Stewart.
K.I.T.T.: Very funny.
04x18 - Hills of Fire Season 4 / Episode 18: - Hills of Fire

'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Either they're greeting us with fireworks, my man, or that mountain blew it's top three days ahead of schedule.
04x18 - Hills of Fire Season 4 / Episode 18: - Hills of Fire

Devon Miles: [on CB radio] As someone once said, if you or one of your people will be caught or captured, the Foundation will disavow any knowledge of your activities.
04x18 - Hills of Fire Season 4 / Episode 18: - Hills of Fire

Harrington: What's this?
Colonel Perata: It's a speech you'll be making right after mine agreeing that democracy is an experiment that did not work.
04x18 - Hills of Fire Season 4 / Episode 18: - Hills of Fire

K.I.T.T.: [driving through a river of lava at 600 degrees] Michael, my molecular bonded shell can't withstand the extreme heat of this lava much longer.
Michael Knight: Hang in there, buddy, hang in there.
04x18 - Hills of Fire Season 4 / Episode 18: - Hills of Fire

Michael Knight: [talking into his newly recovered comlink] K.I.T.T.? You tuned in out there, pal?
K.I.T.T.: Michael? Michael, of course I am. I've been monitoring your channel round the clock. Where are you?
Michael Knight: With RC. We're out of jail but we're still in prison, so to speak.
04x17 - Knight of a Thousand Devils Season 4 / Episode 17: - Knight of a Thousand Devils

Michael Knight: That was great! I feel like a kid.
K.I.T.T.: So do I, Michael, and I've never been one.
04x17 - Knight of a Thousand Devils Season 4 / Episode 17: - Knight of a Thousand Devils

Michael Knight: Arson's a nasty habit, but prison can also burn you out.
04x17 - Knight of a Thousand Devils Season 4 / Episode 17: - Knight of a Thousand Devils

Darryl: Wow, man these wheels are something! Whoo!
K.I.T.T.: Why thank you. It's always nice to get credit where credit is due.
Darryl: [looking at Michael] Hey, come on, what is this? You a ventriloquist or something?
04x17 - Knight of a Thousand Devils Season 4 / Episode 17: - Knight of a Thousand Devils

K.I.T.T.: I don't believe it. It's not possible. Is that you?
Bum: It is me, I, the bum.


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