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Knight Rider

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	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Knight And The City Mike Traceur: KITT, you scream like a girl.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid?
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Billy Morgan: Mike, did I just hear KITT smacking your around? Mike Traceur: KITT and I are communicating. That's what partners do. Billy Morgan: No, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Mrs. Clark: I can't believe you're arguing with a Mustang. Danny Clark: It's an extremely advanced thinking algorithm. Mrs. Clark: I can't believe you're arguing with that either.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Danny Clark: Yeah, get him! Mrs. Clark: Danny, do not encourage the car to get violent.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Fight Knight K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Billy Morgan: How ya doing, Maddie? Maddie Johnson: Well, I'm sitting inside a talking car that's driving itself to the hospital with a wounded police officer, and my mom's been kidnapped. How do you think I'm doing? Billy Morgan: Ok, too precocious for me. Zoe Chae: You have a problem with dealing with any member of the opposite sex, don't you? Billy Morgan: Pretty much, yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Sarah Graiman: I see you've already met Kitt. Maddie Johnson: Yeah, he's pretty cool. Sarah Graiman: And he's also a secret. Can you keep a secret? Zoe Chae: Of course she can keep a secret. She's a girl. Billy Morgan: Please.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Knight To King's Pawn K.A.R.R.: We must stop them. Alex Torres: KARR, stop! K.A.R.R.: KITT must be stopped. Alex Torres: No. KITT is no longer important. You have everything you need. Let him go. K.A.R.R.: My analysis indicates that KITT is a potential threat. I will not allow for the possibility of being shut down again. Alex Torres: I'm giving you a direct order. Stand down. K.A.R.R.: I take orders from my creator, Dr. Charles Graiman. Alex Torres: Graiman is dead. I'm next in command. You take orders from me. K.A.R.R.: Your reasoning is correct. You are in fact the next in command. I do take orders from you. Alex Torres: KARR! K.A.R.R.: Now, we are one. And I give the orders.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Knight To King's Pawn K.A.R.R.: I must merge with you, Michael Knight. KITT must die! Then you and I will become one! It is our destiny!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Day Turns Into Knight K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Knight of the Zodiac Mike Traceur: [to Billy] You know what they say about Vegas."Come on vacation, leave on probation."
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight Billy Morgan: When I was playing Planetary War Craft last night, I imagined you were Queen Zorda of Gorn. Zoe Chae: Queen Zorda? The naked chick with the tentacles? Billy Morgan: Ha. Yeah Zoe Chae: Ew. Billy Morgan: I, uh... Zoe Chae: Did you just go all Clarence Thomas on me? Billy Morgan: No, the traffic cam and the software firewall, I thought we were having a moment. Zoe Chae: I could so call Human Resources right now. Billy Morgan: I'm - I'm sorry. It was - It was a misunderstanding. Zoe Chae: Let me ask you a question. Think very carefully before you answer. Billy Morgan: Okay. Zoe Chae: What was I doing with my tentacles?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight Zoe Chae: [about Michael] He's all coiled up and hinky. Billy Morgan: Hinky? Mike is loose as a goose. A man with a plan. A dude in a mellow mood. Zoe Chae: You rhyme like a white boy and not a Beastie Boy.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead K.I.T.T.: I believe I've discovered why Dr. Graiman uploaded the self-destruct into me. Dr. Graiman is concerned that I may develop the ability to self-program. Sarah Graiman: KITT, self-programming's not possible. K.I.T.T.: It was possible in my original prototype. Mike Tracer: What prototype? I thought you were a one-of-a-kind. Sarah Graiman: Yeah, KITT, what are you talking about? K.I.T.T.: I'm talking about KARR, Sarah. Mike Tracer: There's another Mustang out there, and its named Car? K.I.T.T.: Not c-a-r, Michael. K-A-R-R. Knight Auto-Cybernetic Roving Robotic-Exoskeleton. And he was not a Mustang. He was a cybernetic exoskeleton programmed for self-preservation. Mike Tracer: A killer robot. K.I.T.T.: By the time he was decommissioned, he was more cyborg than robot. Mike Tracer: You wouldn't happen to have a picture of this thing, would you? Mike Tracer: Wow. And I thought you were cool, KITT.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead Charles Graiman: Look Alex, there are only three neural networks that support KITT's files: KITT, the backup, and KARR. KARR wasn't decommissioned. He's still out there. Alex Torres: You don't know that. Charles Graiman: There's no other explanation. And if this woman had succeeded in putting KITT's brain in KARR's body, she would have had the ultimate weapon. Alex Torres: KARR killed seven people, Charles. There's no way they'd keep him around. Charles Graiman: I hope you're right.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead K.I.T.T.: If you don't mind, I'd like to replay some of my favorite memories, just in case. Sarah Graiman: KITT, when did you start using contractions? K.I.T.T.: I didn't realize I was, Sarah.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead Alex Torres: You okay? Charles Graiman: KITT's self-destruct program has been activated from the mainframe. Alex Torres: What self-destruct program? Charles Graiman: The one I uploaded. Alex Torres: You had no right build a self-destruct into KITT... Charles Graiman: [angrily interrupting] I had every right! I had no choice. I will not have another KARR on my hands.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead Billy Morgan: Aw, come on. Captain Jack Harkness. Torchwood, Doctor Who? Nothing? Zoe Chae: Isn't Captain Jack gay? Billy Morgan: He's not gay, he's bi. Billy Morgan: Or omnisexual if you prefer. Zoe Chae: "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World." Billy Morgan: [looking at her butt] Save some for me. Zoe Chae: [giggles] Billy Morgan: Nice pom-poms. Carrie Rivai: [just coming in] Captain Jack Harkness. Trying to tell us something, Billy? Billy Morgan: What? No. I... Billy Morgan: What are you lookin' at? Hate to break the news to you Lisa, but you and Katie look nothing like the Pixar lamp.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Knight of the Hunter Cassandra Banks: My name's Cassandra Banks. MI-6. We've been tracking Cooperton for a year. Mike Traceur: MI-6? What, like licensed to kill, double-0 status? In her Majesty's Secret Service - that MI-6? What am I supposed to call you, Jane Bond? Cassandra Banks: Sure, if I can call you G.I. Jackass.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Hard Day's Knight K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines now?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Hard Day's Knight Mike Traceur: Don't talk to me, criminal.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Knight of the Iguana Alex Torres: I want Mike and Zoe geared up for the beach in 40. Cover is Devon and Bonnie, a honeymooning couple. Zoe Chae: Awesome!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Knight in Shining Armor Billy Morgan: Listen, Zoe, I have advanced degrees in applied physics, quantum physics, electrical and mechanical engineering, chemistry, as well as discrete and applied mathematics. Zoe Chae: And I speak nine languages. We should make a baby. Billy Morgan: [smiling] Really? Zoe Chae: No.
	Unknown Episode: Belle: I've never seen algorithms this complex.

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