K.I.T.T.

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Val Kilmer
Born in Los Angeles, California. Studied at Hollywood's Professional's School and, in his teens, entered ...

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K.I.T.T. Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Mike Traceur: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.: No. But neither do I.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Sarah Graiman: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur: Don't try and change the subject. Mike Traceur: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.: That would be changing the subject, Michael.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Mike Traceur: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur: You get paid?
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight K.I.T.T.: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Fight Knight K.I.T.T.: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur: KITT!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Day Turns Into Knight K.I.T.T.: Sarah, our father is dead.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead K.I.T.T.: I believe I've discovered why Dr. Graiman uploaded the self-destruct into me. Dr. Graiman is concerned that I may develop the ability to self-program. Sarah Graiman: KITT, self-programming's not possible. K.I.T.T.: It was possible in my original prototype. Mike Tracer: What prototype? I thought you were a one-of-a-kind. Sarah Graiman: Yeah, KITT, what are you talking about? K.I.T.T.: I'm talking about KARR, Sarah. Mike Tracer: There's another Mustang out there, and its named Car? K.I.T.T.: Not c-a-r, Michael. K-A-R-R. Knight Auto-Cybernetic Roving Robotic-Exoskeleton. And he was not a Mustang. He was a cybernetic exoskeleton programmed for self-preservation. Mike Tracer: A killer robot. K.I.T.T.: By the time he was decommissioned, he was more cyborg than robot. Mike Tracer: You wouldn't happen to have a picture of this thing, would you? Mike Tracer: Wow. And I thought you were cool, KITT.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead K.I.T.T.: If you don't mind, I'd like to replay some of my favorite memories, just in case. Sarah Graiman: KITT, when did you start using contractions? K.I.T.T.: I didn't realize I was, Sarah.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Hard Day's Knight K.I.T.T.: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur: You're quoting movie lines now?
	Unknown Episode: K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur: She said that? K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur: You happy? K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither.
	Unknown Episode: K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T."
	Unknown Episode: K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean.
	Unknown Episode: K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!
	Unknown Episode: Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike.
	Unknown Episode: K.I.T.T.: I require fuel. Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas.
	Unknown Episode: Mike Traceur: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur: Definitely.
	Unknown Episode: Mike Traceur: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new.

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