Billy Morgan

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Paul Campbell
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Billy Morgan Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Fly By Knight Billy Morgan: Mike, did I just hear KITT smacking your around? Mike Traceur: KITT and I are communicating. That's what partners do. Billy Morgan: No, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Billy Morgan: How ya doing, Maddie? Maddie Johnson: Well, I'm sitting inside a talking car that's driving itself to the hospital with a wounded police officer, and my mom's been kidnapped. How do you think I'm doing? Billy Morgan: Ok, too precocious for me. Zoe Chae: You have a problem with dealing with any member of the opposite sex, don't you? Billy Morgan: Pretty much, yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Exit Light, Enter Knight Sarah Graiman: I see you've already met Kitt. Maddie Johnson: Yeah, he's pretty cool. Sarah Graiman: And he's also a secret. Can you keep a secret? Zoe Chae: Of course she can keep a secret. She's a girl. Billy Morgan: Please.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight K.I.T.T.: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan: What? K.I.T.T.: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae: Rules are rules.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight Billy Morgan: When I was playing Planetary War Craft last night, I imagined you were Queen Zorda of Gorn. Zoe Chae: Queen Zorda? The naked chick with the tentacles? Billy Morgan: Ha. Yeah Zoe Chae: Ew. Billy Morgan: I, uh... Zoe Chae: Did you just go all Clarence Thomas on me? Billy Morgan: No, the traffic cam and the software firewall, I thought we were having a moment. Zoe Chae: I could so call Human Resources right now. Billy Morgan: I'm - I'm sorry. It was - It was a misunderstanding. Zoe Chae: Let me ask you a question. Think very carefully before you answer. Billy Morgan: Okay. Zoe Chae: What was I doing with my tentacles?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight Zoe Chae: [about Michael] He's all coiled up and hinky. Billy Morgan: Hinky? Mike is loose as a goose. A man with a plan. A dude in a mellow mood. Zoe Chae: You rhyme like a white boy and not a Beastie Boy.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Knight of the Living Dead Billy Morgan: Aw, come on. Captain Jack Harkness. Torchwood, Doctor Who? Nothing? Zoe Chae: Isn't Captain Jack gay? Billy Morgan: He's not gay, he's bi. Billy Morgan: Or omnisexual if you prefer. Zoe Chae: "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World." Billy Morgan: [looking at her butt] Save some for me. Zoe Chae: [giggles] Billy Morgan: Nice pom-poms. Carrie Rivai: [just coming in] Captain Jack Harkness. Trying to tell us something, Billy? Billy Morgan: What? No. I... Billy Morgan: What are you lookin' at? Hate to break the news to you Lisa, but you and Katie look nothing like the Pixar lamp.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Knight in Shining Armor Billy Morgan: Listen, Zoe, I have advanced degrees in applied physics, quantum physics, electrical and mechanical engineering, chemistry, as well as discrete and applied mathematics. Zoe Chae: And I speak nine languages. We should make a baby. Billy Morgan: [smiling] Really? Zoe Chae: No.

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